Chapter 71 Let's show up, meat buns! 【Happy New Year】
Tang Sanzang's eyes softened, and then shook his head and said, "What are you talking about, you fool? You are so weak, how dare you run around? If she is a monster, once I leave the circle that your senior brother drew for me, isn't it the sheep entering my mouth... the sheep entering the tiger's mouth?"
Zhu Gangli rolled his eyes and said dryly, "Master, just say what to do."
Tang Sanzang straightened his sacra and said, "Look at me!"
Tang Sanzang stood up, took a deep breath, and shouted hard at the direction of the valley where the woman was walking towards: "Girl, where are you going? Let's talk to me?"
Plop!
Zhu Gangli and Sha Wujing sat on the ground, their eyes turned pale, and their hearts wailed: "You have lost all the face of Buddha Tathagata!"
Then the two realized something. It seemed that no matter how many people this bald man lost, he would be the one who lost the real Tang Monk...
Thinking of this, the two looked at each other and silently chanted: "Amitabha..."
When the lady who was walking towards her heard this, her feet were weak and almost fell to the ground!
She had been a monster for so many years and had eaten countless people. She asked this question for the first time.
Mrs. Baigu gave Tang Sanzang a blank look and said, "Why are you, a monk, so rude?"
Tang Sanzang said, "What kind of etiquette do I want to be a monster?"
Hearing this, Mrs. Baigu was stunned. Zhu Gangli was also a little confused and asked Sha Wujing in a low voice: "Master also has ignite eyes?"
Sha Wujing said: "I don't know... I haven't heard of it..."
The two were wondering, and Tang Sanzang continued: "This is not a village or a shop in the back, and it is also in the deep mountains and forests. You, a woman, walk around, isn't it a monster? What's the logic of being a teacher? Disciples, isn't it?"
"That's right! Master!" Zhu Gangli and Sha Wujing responded at the same time.
Mrs. Baigu was amused: "You monk, you are talking nonsense, what do you know?
This mountain is called Baihuling, which is the Snake Hui Beast. My house is right west, not far from here, and my parents are in the hall, and the fields are falling apart. It is almost noon, and the little girl brought some food to eat for the guests who were hoeing the fields. Why can't she leave alone?"
Tang Sanzang touched his bald head thoughtfully, stared at Mrs. White Bone and said, "Although what you said makes sense, I still think you are a monster!"
Mrs. Baigu rolled her eyes and said, "How come you monk, why are you talking nonsense? How come you look like a monster?"
Tang Sanzang said righteously: "It's not a monster, why are your chest muscles so exaggerated? Turn on me and check it. If there is no problem, you will be innocent."
Mrs. Baigu's face suddenly turned black, and her tiger teeth were grinding and said, "Are you really a monk?"
Tang Sanzang was stunned. Only then did he remember his identity. So he put his hands together and said solemnly with his face: "Amitabha...... drag... take off...?"
Zhu Gangli, Sha Wujing, and Mrs. Baibone were collectively petrified in place...
The three of them roared in their hearts: "Are you really a monk? You don't leave your clothes alone? How about you being a person?"
Tang Sanzang continued: "I am an ordinary monk from the Tang Dynasty, with no power to tie a chicken, white, tender, plump and juicy little monk. He is real and honest."
Zhu Gangli couldn't bear it anymore and whispered: "Master, we are seeking scriptures, not selling vegetables. Can we be more serious and speak well?"
Tang Sanzang tilted his head and said, "You are very serious. You are really just an ordinary monk who has practiced boxing intermittently for two years."
After saying that, he blinked his eyes cutely.
Zhu Gangli looked up at the sky directly, too lazy to speak.
It was Mrs. Baigu’s eyes shining and said to herself: “This is the reincarnation of Jinchanzi? A good man of ten generations has cultivated such a thing after ten generations of practice. Apart from his appearance, he seems to have no brains? It seems that this meal of Tang Monk’s meat will not be too troublesome to eat!”
Thinking of this, Mrs. Baigu smiled and said, "It turns out that it is a monk from the Tang Dynasty in Dongtu, so he is rude."
Tang Sanzang said: "It's not rude, it's not rude. You should prove that you are not a monster. Gohan, use it as your teacher to enlarge it... ahem, look at the demon mirror!"
Mrs. Baigu's face turned dark again, and this time she couldn't help it and roared on the spot: "Are you a monk sick? If my parents hadn't worshipped the Buddha, I would have paid attention to you?"
Tang Sanzang was stunned by the roar, then scratched his bald head and said, "So that? Sorry, it's mainly because of the little monk. I'm too weak. Not to mention monsters, ordinary bigger dogs are not enough to eat... I'm afraid, so I'm even more afraid of monsters. Be careful and don't blame me if you offend me."
When Mrs. Baigu saw Tang Sanzang say this, her resentment dissipated a lot and waved her hand and said, "Forget it, I forgive you."
Tang Sanzang smiled happily and said, "Thank you, the female Bodhisattva!"
Then the bald thief suddenly lowered his voice and asked suspiciously: "The female Bodhisattva is not a monster, so her chest will definitely not be so exaggerated, but she is afraid that the thief will click, so she hides the meat bun in it?
Female Bodhisattva, I am hungry all the way west. Can you tell me that I can divide your two meat buns into one?"
Mrs. Baigu's smile stiffened again, and she said with a black look on her face: "Haha... Elder, can we not joke?
Since the elder is hungry, I have rice in my green jar and fried gluten in the green bottle for you to eat. I hope you don’t dislike it.”
"I'm sorry, of course I'm sorry! I'm a serious monk who only eats meat and not vegetarian food! Female Bodhisattva, let's share with me a meat bun."
The bald man immediately shook his head and shouted.
When Mrs. Baigu heard this, her eyes almost rolled on her head, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Don't monks eat meat?"
Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "Who said that? Our monks from the Tang Dynasty in Dongtu are different from you. We not only eat meat, but also marry a wife."
Speaking of this, Tang San buried himself in, pointed to his cute face and said, "Female Bodhisattva, have you been married? If you are not married, what do you think of me?"
Mrs. Baigu stood there in a daze. She found that she couldn't understand the bald man in front of her, and she could not even keep up with the bald man's brain circuit.
But her eyes rolled, and she thought about it and said with a smile: "Elder, the little girl has never been married. If the elder can really get married, the little girl wouldn't mind."
Hearing this, Tang Sanzang laughed and laughed: "Finish, that's it. When my eldest disciple comes back, we will go to your house to get married, and strive to give birth to the baby tomorrow!"
Mrs. Baigu's face became darker and she roared in her heart: "Your family will have a baby tomorrow? Do you think it's going to the underworld to adopt it?"
Mrs. White Bone on her face nodded with a smile: "Okay... Elder, why don't you eat something first?"
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Chapter completed!