The two were cursing, and Muzha vaguely saw a fire meteor flying from the horizon. It seemed that the direction was heading straight for Putuo Mountain.

Muzha narrowed his eyes and said, "Someone is here."

The black bear spirit didn't hear it at all. This guy was completely trapped in self-satisfaction mode, waving his claws, gnawing on the cabbage and drinking wine, screaming: "Damn bald man, dying bald donkey! I just called you bald man, you plucked all my hair. Are you still a person? Bald man, bald man, bald man!"

As he was shouting, the fire meteor was getting closer and closer, and finally landed on the nearby water with a thud. Then the meteor was floating all the way, jumping towards the shore.

Muzha looked carefully and saw a reflection in the waves. After looking carefully, he found that it was a bald head!

After a closer look, I saw a familiar and cute face appearing in front of him. The guy was now on the ground, jumping and wafting on the water!

In an instant, he felt a chill rising all over his body, his sweat hairs stood up, his sweat holes closed, and his goose bumps all over his body. He patted the black bear spirit in front of him and said, "Hey, hey, old bear, let's not talk about being hairy anymore, let's talk about something else?"

The black bear spirit waved his hand, opened Muzha's hand, and shouted, "What else do you want to talk about? Now I just want to talk about bald people, bald heads, night pearls... Muzha, what are your eyes?"

Muzha swallowed and spitted. He had already seen the bald man landing, less than 100 meters away from them!

Muzha said, "Black bear, you...we are two brothers drinking for the first time. Are we unhappy? Let's have some fun chatting."

The black bear spirit shouted carelessly: "What pleasure? This place where the bird does not shit, there is not even a female bear. What else can be enjoyable?

Besides, even if there is a female bear, I don’t want to talk about it now!

I just want to scold the bald man now...

Alas, don't say it. When I say bald, my heart will be stumbled, just like... it's like the bald man standing behind me.

But this feels really good, it's really exciting...

It's so satisfying...

Muzha, why don’t you scold me? Why don’t you speak? Are you happy to scold me just now?"

When Muzha heard this, he quickly shouted: "Don't talk nonsense. I didn't scold me. I didn't say anything, and just drank two sips of wine."

The black bear spirit rolled his eyes and said, "Muzha, it's not that I look down on you, you are too brave!

Where are we? This is Putuo Mountain!

I don’t know how many miles away from that bald man.

What's wrong with you scolding him here?

What else can he hear?

Even if he could hear it, he could still run over from afar to pull out your hair?

Look at me, dead bald man, stinky bald man, a thief bald man without hair, hahaha...

Isn't there nothing wrong?

Alas, Muzha, why are you dark?”

Just then, a familiar voice rang behind him: "Who did you say bald?"

When the black bear spirit, who was drunk and hazy, heard this, all of his short hair stood up in an instant, and he had goose bumps. He felt his spine cold, his soul trembled, and the muscles on his neck became stiff!

He turned around and looked slowly, and saw a shiny bald head reflecting a gorgeous light under the sun.

Looking at the cute face again, the black bear monster said in a crying voice: "Brother... why are you... you come?"

"The hair grows quite fast!" Tang Sanzang said thoughtfully, tilting his head.

When the black bear spirit heard this, he turned around and ran away!

The next moment, a big hand was pressed on the back of his neck, pressing him to the ground, and the black short hairs were flying in the wind...

Finally, a fist soared into the sky, and a hairless black fat man covered his butt and soared into the sky!

After a long time, on the coast of Putuo Mountain, the purple bamboo forest was fat, and a naked fat black man sat there looking at his crotch, crying and cursing: "It's too much, too much... not a single one is left!"

...

At the same time, in front of the purple bamboo forest, Mu Zha brought Tang Sanzang to Guanyin Bodhisattva with fear.

Guanyin Bodhisattva also looked at the bald man in front of him with a look of fear, frowned slightly, thinking that this bald man would not go to the West to obtain scriptures, why did I come here?

Guanyin Bodhisattva gave up when he knew that he could not control this guy and robbed business.

So she smiled dryly and said, "Fellow Taoist, why do you have time to come to Putuo Mountain in I monk?"

Tang Sanzang scratched his bald head and said, "Uh... my disciple uprooted the ginseng fruit tree on the nose of Zhenyuanzi, and I heard that you have a lot of water for resurrection. I came to ask you for a few buckets."

Hearing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva almost fell from the lotus platform. He smiled bitterly and said, "Fellow Taoist, you are afraid you don't know? The water in the jade bottle is very rare. It's hard to get a few drops. You just need a few buckets of them when you open your mouth... Where can I find you for you? Besides, you and I are not close or not, and there are even some hostile relationships. Why do I need to help you?"

Tang Sanzang tilted his head and said, "Because I have kindness to you."

Guanyin Bodhisattva wondered that the two had few social interactions, and they were definitely not a question of kindness. If you want to say something resentful, it was almost the same.

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Fellow Taoist, I don't know when you have been kind to me."

Tang Sanzang said, "I have been kind to you twice."

Guanyin Bodhisattva was even more puzzled: "I really don't remember it, so you might as well talk about it."

Tang Sanzang stretched out a finger and said, "For the first time, you and those who were full of bags tricked me. I didn't beat you to death. Is it a kindness?"

As soon as these words came out, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Muzha and others' faces suddenly turned black!

Damn, this is also a kindness?

Is this avenge?!

However, thinking about the strength of this thief bald man and his glorious achievements in killing Manjushri Bodhisattva, what he said makes sense.

Although Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to deny it, she had a feeling that she wanted to deny it. This grandson would definitely prove that what he said was right by force. At that time, he would be beaten at the least, and he would be reincarnated at the worst...

Therefore, Guanyin Bodhisattva decisively chose to change the topic: "What about the second time?"

Tang Sanzang put on his second finger and said, "I didn't rob your bottle this time, nor did I hit you. Is it a kindness?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva and Muzha felt that there were countless Cao Nima running by in their hearts. They felt that this guy was not here to ask for help, but to rob them! They didn’t rob them, so they were considered kindness...

What a shitty brain circuit this is!

But the two of them dared not deny it because they were afraid that this guy who seemed to be not very smart would be stimulated. Then they really tried the method with their own body and snatched it before talking about it...

Guanyin Bodhisattva also understood that the guy in front of him was a shit-making stick.

Today, I have to borrow this bottle, and I have to borrow it even if I don’t. Who can’t make her beat him?
Chapter completed!