Chapter 171 Li Jing's Headache
Several Jialan's faces turned redder.
"Mencius does not lie, tell the truth!" Tang Monk asked.
Finally, Jialan spoke very embarrassedly: "That... has been out for so long, and I went home to see the dog at home."
"I went home and looked at the dogs at home? Do you have time to see the dogs, so don't you go to find me? I almost starved to death on that broken planet... Am I not as good as a dog?" Tang Seng roared angrily.
Several Jialan looked at the sky collectively, pretending not to hear it.
Tang Seng was speechless and wailed in his heart: "Buddha, what kind of weird guardians have you arranged for me? This is easy to kill me!"
...
Tang Seng was depressed, but at this moment someone was even more depressed.
Heavenly Court, in Lingxiao Palace.
Heavenly Court, Tota Heavenly King Mansion.
The King of Tota Li Jing sat there with a depressed look on his face and was drinking a muffled wine.
Next to him, Nezha leaned on the chair, threw his feet on the table, and said swayingly: "Father, what happened? Why are you still drinking too much?"
Li Jing put down the wine glass, pulled his hair hard and said, "Do you still remember you have a sister?"
Nezha said: "Zhengying, but Zhenying is only 4 years old..."
Li Jing shook his head and said, "It's not Zhenying."
Nezha said: "Then where else did I get my sister? Could it be that Dad, you are out of fire again?"
Li Jing glared and said, "What does it mean?"
"Is it just this time?" Nezha asked. Li Jing threw a bottle of wine at Nezha. Nezha caught it casually and said with great grudges: "I'm so angry?"
"Get out! You're just getting angry!" Li Jing cursed.
Nezha said with a resentful look on his face: "I think it's a pity that my body doesn't allow it. Have you ever seen lotus roots get fire by using guns?"
When talking about this, Li Jing's face turned red. After all, he was wrong before that time...
Li Jing coughed dryly and changed the topic: "I still remember that there was a golden nose and white haired mouse spirit on Lingshan. He stole the fragrant flower treasure candle and changed it to Banjie Guanyin, making trouble everywhere.
Later, I was taken by you and I. When she saw that she had never done any evil, she begged the Buddha for her and survived.
At that time, she knelt down and worshiped me as her father and you as her brother. Then, the lower realm was renamed Mrs. Diyong, and lived in the bottomless cave of Xiankong Mountain."
When Nezha heard this, he immediately remembered it and exclaimed: "Is it that beautiful and inconspicuous mouse spirit? I remembered it... Could it be that she is in trouble again?
No, Xiangkongshan, isn’t Xiangkongshan on the way westward?”
Li Jing sighed and said, "Yes, I wanted her to go down to the world and cooperate with Lingshan to perform a play, exchange some merits and get some benefits. As a result..."
Nezha was anxious: "Was that fake bald man hurt my sister?"
Li Jing didn't know what to say for a moment. After all, he had always been a strict father. He talked about men and women to a child, but he didn't know how to speak for a while. However, he nodded and said, "It's... a little hurt."
Nezha was furious: "How to hurt me?"
Li Jing tried hard to search for the words in the brain of the person, and then he said tactfully: "It's similar to your style, stabbed your sister with a gun."
"Wouldn't that be bleeding?" Nezha asked.
Li Jing coughed dryly, and his old face flushed, "I don't know this..."
Nezha was anxious and turned around and said, "If you were robbed and stabbed, there is no reason why you don't have bleeding. That bald man just goes to get the scriptures well, why should I hurt my sister if I have nothing to do? Father, please order all the troops and sue the Jade Emperor, let's settle the score with the bald man!"
Li Jing rubbed his eyebrows and said, "You didn't go to court today, so I don't know. This matter was told by the Jade Emperor."
Nezha said: "Is it because the Jade Emperor doesn't want us to take revenge, so my father was frowning and drank with wine?"
Li Jing shook his head and said, "On the contrary, he wants us... Hey, Nezha, where are you going?"
Nezha had already shook his arms and walked to the door: "Since the Jade Emperor wants us to do it, I naturally ordered all the troops and prepared to kill him."
Li Jing hurriedly grabbed Nezha and said, "It's not what you think."
"What does that mean?" Nezha asked.
Li Jing said: "The Jade Emperor means that we want us to take the opportunity to get the marriage done for him!"
"What?! He stabbed my sister with a gun, and she was bleeding. Not only did we not take revenge, but we also wanted to marry her sister to him? What is the reason?" Nezha shouted indignantly.
After shouting, Nezha stumbled, feeling something was wrong.
He looked at Li Jing's strange expression and muttered: "Gun, stab, bleeding...gun..."
Nezha lowered his voice, and a finger deep inside.
Li Jing held it with his hand...
Nezha's pretty face suddenly turned red and said, "This...this...this way to stab!"
Li Jing's old face turned red and said, "Ah, what else? If he really stabbed him like that, he would still use you to shout. For his father, he would have called you down and beat him up."
Nezha squatted on the ground, like his father, pulling his hair in big hands: "This...what is this? Dad, don't you really want to marry your sister to that monk, right?"
"I asked, he is not a monk." Li Jing said.
Nezha said: "Then he is also a guy who yearns for a monk in his heart, and he will become a monk sooner or later."
Li Jing said: "You went into seclusion some time ago, and you didn't know much about the situation outside. Let's put it this way, Manjushri was cheated to death by him, and Bodhisattvas such as Samantabhadra, Guanyin, etc. were blackmailed by him... Tathagata's brother-in-law was also beaten to death by him."
Nezha said in amazement: "Is it so fierce?"
Li Jing continued: "Zhen Yuanzi calls him senior."
Nezha fiddled with his fingers and said, "This... Dad, we can't avenge... Hey, Dad, you just said that if he really stabbed my sister like that, you asked me to go down and hit him, right?"
Li Jing coughed dryly, "Uh... you heard it wrong."
"I heard wrongly that your uncle, do you still want to kill me? Look at the gun!" Nezha picked up the fire-tip gun and was about to take action.
Li Jing fucked the pagoda and said, "Don't move!"
Nezha looked at Li Jing angrily: "You have the will to put down the tower!"
Li Jing said, "My son, have you forgotten your father's title?"
Nezha glared speechlessly!
Li Jing said: "Okay, I know you want to shoot me every day, so look... Haven't I put down my left hand after so many years? This is also a retribution... Let's talk about serious matters."
Nezha hummed, "That bald man is not a good person. My sister will not be happy when she marrys him. I object!"
Li Jing said: "I was stabbed by someone, but I was willing to force the person to be stabbed. Now I don't marry that bald man, who should I marry?"
Nezha was silent...
Li Jing said: "I don't like that bald man either, but the Jade Emperor means that no matter what the reason, Cai Nu took the initiative to get along with Tang Sanzang. Promoting her to marry her is not a forced marriage, but it can only be regarded as a beauty of adulthood.
Chapter completed!