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Chapter 142 There's a Banshee!

Sun Wukong approached and said, "Liuzi, what's going on? Why are you back by yourself?"

Liu'er Mihou said in a crying voice: "She said she had beaten up enough. For the sake of not fighting back, she spared me. No, what does this have to do with me? You should be beaten!"

Sun Wukong spread his hands and said, "This... it's not my fault. Who made you look so similar to me?"

"Sister, look, he's got it!"

The Liu'er Mihou suddenly jumped up and pointed at Sun Wukong and shouted.

Sun Wukong thought it was not good, so he would run away if he pulled out his legs.

As a result, a green light fell from the sky, and a lamp was slapped on his forehead. As Mars flew everywhere, Sun Wukong fell down with a utter sound.

King Yu Shi rode on Sun Wukong with the flow and beat him up!

"Die Monkey, I'll let you act! I'll let you pretend!"

King Yuxi beat and scolded.

Liu'er Mihou shouted from the side: "Sister, use force, this kind of deceitful monkey cannot spoil him!"

King Yu Shi glared at him and said, "Shut up, you are not a good person either! Since it is not him, why should you pretend to be him?"

Liu'er Mihou was so unfair, pointing at himself: "Sister, the conscience of heaven and earth, I say from beginning to end that I am not him! You don't believe it!"

Yu Shi Wang looked at him with a slight awkward saying, "What do you mean is that I am wrong?"

What else did Liu'er Mihou want to say? The bald man next to him pulled him and whispered: "Based on his years of experience in picking up girls, when facing women, try to shut up as much as possible. You can't explain this creature. If you can explain it clearly, you won't have to be beaten so many times before."

Zhu Gangli looked at Tang Sanzang in surprise and said, "Master, I always thought you didn't understand women, but I didn't expect that you understand quite well! Liuzi, don't say anything else. Master's words are definitely a classic saying. If you remember them, you won't suffer any loss."

Liu'er Mihou thought about it, and this was indeed the truth, and then asked in a low voice: "Master, I can't explain it, so how should I deal with it?"

Zhu Gangli was about to say something, when Tang Sanzang raised his fist first and said, "If you can do it, don't swear! Try her!"

When Zhu Gangli heard this, he was stunned and thought to himself: "I'm so careless... Sure enough, the master is still the same master, and he is a bachelor with his ability!"

Upon hearing this, King Yu Shi gave Tang Sanzang a blank look, and then lifted Sun Wukong up: "Let's go and talk!"

After saying that, King Yu and Sun Wukong were about to leave.

Liu'er Mihou stopped working: "Sister, aren't you going to fight?"

King Yu Shi nodded and said, "Yes, I won't fight anymore, what's wrong?"

Liu'er Mihou was depressed: "No... When you hit me, you fought for three days and three nights! We hit the main master, and you only hit three times?"

King Yu Shi said with confidence: "This is my pleasing brother!"

After saying that, King Yu Shi flew away with Sun Wukong.

Liu'er Mihou stood there in a daze. After a while, he wailed: "I, Cao, you knew I was not him. I was just venting my feelings! Damn... Women, mother monkeys, are all liars, liars! Big liars!"

At this moment, Liu'er Mihou cried.

There was nothing to say all night, and the next day, Sun Wukong came back.

Everyone immediately came up.

"Senior Brother, what did you do yesterday? You don't go home at night, can you be that? Hehehe..." Zhu Gangli teased.

Sun Wu gave him a blank look and said, "Don't guess, that's my sister! It's not my wife! If you talk nonsense, don't blame me, Lao Sun for being rude."

Zhu Gangli shook his hands repeatedly and said, "If you don't say it, don't say it, you're still anxious."

Sun Wukong looked at the angry Liu'er Mihou, the curious White Dragon Horse and Sha Wujing and said, "Listen, we really did nothing, just explain some misunderstandings from that year."

Everyone nodded repeatedly to show that they understood.

Seeing that the misunderstanding was resolved, Sun Wukong felt relieved.

Then... he heard Sha Wujing approach Tang Sanzang who had just returned from peeing and said, "Master, senior brother and King Yu Shi did it. He did it all night. He told us not to get it wrong."

When Tang Sanzang heard this, his eyes shone brightly and said, "One night? He couldn't use a golden cudgel, is it? This is a foul!"

When Sun Wukong heard this, his face turned dark. Sure enough, the most unreliable guy in the team was the one who looked the most reliable!

On the next road, the bald man came over when he had nothing to do, stabbed Sun Wukong in the arm twice, and then asked sarcastically: "Disciple, be honest, are you taking drugs?"

Sun Wukong: "@#¥…"

"Disciple, you really don't use the golden cudgel?"

“23¥…”

"Disciple, you are not using that body to incarnate, right?"

“2#¥…”

...

In the end, Sun Wukong was not disturbed and simply shouted Huazhai and then escaped from the sky.

I continued to travel westward, and I don’t know how many mountains I have crossed or how many rivers I have crossed. In a blink of an eye, it is another spring of the year.

As the saying goes, the sun is shining and the fragrance of wild flowers is now the season for small animals to mate.

then……

"Little fairy? Little monster? Female monster? Female donor? Where are you? I came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to seek the true scriptures. I will live forever with just one bite of my meat! Don't hide it, come out quickly!"

A bald man rode on a white horse, shouting all the way.

In this spring, wild boars were flying around the mountains and birds were flying around. Obviously, his voice had seriously disturbed the tranquility of other paired creatures.

Next to him, Sun Wukong said, "Master, stop shouting. Now the whole world knows that we are pretending, fake, and have a strong strength. Don't say that they dare not catch you, there are no monsters on the entire West Heaven Road now."

When Tang Sanzang heard this, he said unhappy: "I don't believe it, I don't believe that all the monsters in this world have such a good information. There should be so many fish that miss the net, right?"

At this time, Liu'er Mihou flew back and reported: "Master, I've found out!"

Tang Sanzang immediately asked, "Tell me quickly!"

Liu'er Mihou said: "Master, according to your will, I have eavesdropped on the chats of many great immortals, old ghosts and Bodhisattvas in the Heavenly Court, Underworld, and Lingshan. I have some understanding of the arrangements on the way to obtain the scriptures in the West."

"Don't say it's useless, let's talk about the key points! Are there any monsters on the road ahead? How far is the nearest monster from us? Are there any female fairies? Are there any beautiful figures? Are there any legs long?" Tang Sanzang urged anxiously, scratching his head.

Liu'er Mihou smiled and said, "Master, please ask slowly. I can't answer so many questions in one breath."

Tang Sanzang said, "Okay, I'll ask, you answer! Are there any monsters behind?"

"Yes!" said Liu'er Mihou.

Tang Sanzang asked again: "Is there any evil female fairy?"

Liu'er Mihou continued to nod and said, "Yes!"
Chapter completed!
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