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Chapter 85 True and False Six-eared Macaque

Bang!

Another shave!

The six-eared macaque flew backward again...

Tang Sanzang chased after him again: "Is it?"

"Brother, uncle, do you think I am?" Liu Er Mihou really didn't know how to answer.

Tang Sanzang lifted up his cassock and showed his strong arms: "I'll ask you, do you ask me? I deserve a beating!"

Bang!

The six-eared macaque continued to fly horizontally in the opposite direction.

Tang Sanzang chased after him again, Liu'er Mihou pointed at Sun Wukong very simply and said, "He is Sun Wukong, I'm not, I'm Liu'er Mihou! I'm pretending!"

Hearing this, Tang Sanzang paused, and at the same time he pulled Liu'er Mihou to stop.

The Liuer Mihou finally didn't have to continue being sucked, so he quickly pointed at Sun Wukong and said, "He is Sun Wukong, he is! I'm fake, I'm Liuer Mihou!"

However, what made Liu'er Mihou collapsed was that Sun Wukong scratched his head and spread his hands and said, "Sun Wukong, don't talk nonsense, I am Liu'er Mihou. A monk, he is lying to you!"

Liu'er Mihou was stunned, and then felt wronged and screamed angrily: "Sun Wukong, can you please be a little fucked?"

Sun Wukong spread his hands and said, "Monk, don't look at me, I won't participate in your family affairs. You guys continue..."

Tang Sanzang looked at Liu'er Mihou...

The six-eared macaque quickly showed its true body, pointed to its six ears and said, "Monk, look, I really have six ears, the six-eared macaque!"

Zhu Gangli leaned over and looked at it, and laughed and said, "Senior Brother, everyone knows that you will change like 72. What's strange about changing your ears."

"I..." Liu'er Mihou's eyes turned pale with anger, and the bald man rolled up his sleeves and walked slowly.

He only felt his scalp numb, his legs trembled, and the alarm bell rings in his heart!

A big word "danger" hung on his forehead...

"Brother...the monk...the uncle! I am really a Liu'er Mihou..." Liu'er Mihou cried.

Then he saw Sun Wukong pointing to his ear and said, "The monk, Liu'er Mihou, is he talking about six ears on one side. There are only six of them on the two sides together. Is it obviously fake? Look at mine, six of them on the other side... Hey, Sun Wukong, can you do your homework before you change next time?"

Liu'er Mihou roared: "Sun Wukong, I'm your grandma, I'll fight with you!"

After saying that, Liu'er Mihou rushed towards Sun Wukong.

But this time Tang Sanzang did not stop him...

When Sun Wukong saw Liu'er Mihou killing him, he thought Tang Sanzang would stop him, but he never expected that Tang Sanzang would not take action.

In desperation, Sun Wukong had to take out the golden cudgel and fight Liu'er Mihou.

Liu'er Mihou shouted: "You are using the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, and you are not Sun Wukong?"

Sun Wukong hummed, "When Dayu controlled the flood, he used more than one Dinghai Dinger Needle? Why? Only Sun Wukong could only allow me to have it, but I can't let me have it? Don't talk nonsense, look at it!"

Sun Wukong and Liu'er Mihou immediately stood in a ball, fighting in the sky and the ground...

Just then...

when!

A sound of his gong sounded, and then the bald bald voice came: "Young and young men, this is a brand new show, two monkeys fighting!

The market is open! Come and place a bet, win one and lose one, win one and win one and lose two!

If you don’t gamble, just get a reward!”

Hearing this, Sun Wukong and Liu'er Mihou both cried and couldn't help but curse in their hearts: "Fuck, bald man!"

However, neither of them dared to curse, for fear that the bald man would hear it, and another new show, stew the two monkeys!

The villagers below were almost crazy. Although they were a little perverted in the first show, they were still acceptable. They were willing to pay for it; but why did this show become a change of flavor as they acted? It gradually changed from acting to intimidation and threats!

One by one, they looked at Sha Wujing carrying a big cloth bag to collect money. Everyone looked at the two people who were fighting from heaven and earth, then looked at the disappearing square of the village, and the bald man who showed a row of white and cold teeth when he smiled...

Everyone threw all the valuable things they had on their bodies into the bag with tears in their eyes.

Sha Wujing collected the money and said, "Amitabha, the donor is so generous."

The villagers were crying but not crying. Is this generous? Is this not afraid to give me any advice?

Only four shows, their wallets have been emptied!

If they continue to perform, they will probably have to donate their blood!

When Sha Wujing came back, Tang Sanzang looked at the sack of copper and silver and said in amazement: "They were all rewarded by them on their own?"

Sha Wujing shook his head and said, "I don't know. Anyway, I carried the bag over, and they took the initiative to throw all the valuables in them."

Tang Sanzang said with a oh-so-hearted and generous voice: "The villagers in this village are so enthusiastic and generous..."

Zhu Gangli flattered and said, "The main reason is that our show is good... By the way, Master, the two monkeys are changing while fighting. I can't tell which one is which one. Can you recognize who is who?"

Tang Sanzang looked up and saw two monkeys coming and going, and they were fighting each other.

Tang San'ang frowned and shook his head and said, "I can't recognize it."

Hearing this, the two monkeys' eyes lit up and separated at the same time, then fell to the ground, and said in unison: "Monk, I am Liu'er Mihou, he is your disciple! Hurry up and go back to the West to obtain the scriptures!"

Tang Sanzang looked at the two monkeys and his eyes were straightened for a moment. He really couldn't tell which one was the real six-eared macaque.

The pig Gangli, Sha Wujing, and the little white dragon on the side also looked embarrassed.

After all, ask them some questions that Sun Wukong only knew?

Both guys can say that they don’t know how to fool them.

Questions that Liu Er Mihou only knew about?

But they don't know either.

For a moment, everyone fell into deep thought.

At this time, Zhu Gangli said, "I remember that there is a strange beast beside Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva named Diting! That strange beast can listen to past and future events, and can best distinguish between true and false. Master, go and ask him, will you know who is true and who is false?"

Tang Sanzang said, "But I don't know him."

Sha Wujing said: "I found Guanyin Bodhisattva. He had contacted the most with the senior brother back then, so I would definitely recognize which one was true!"

Tang Sanzang said: "I'm too lazy to move."

The white dragon horse said, "How about you find Buddha Tathagata and show it? The Jade Emperor can do it."

Tang Sanzang gave him a blank look and said, "I am too lazy to move in the South China Sea. You still asked me to go to Heaven and Lingshan? It seems that I can't count on you anymore. I'd better do it for my teacher."

"Master, do you have a way to distinguish which one is the senior brother?" Zhu Gangli asked in surprise.

Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "There's no way."

"Then you?" Zhu Gangli asked in confusion.
Chapter completed!
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