Chapter 26 Oh, I am Cao! 【Chapter 3】
Seeing this man's outfit, Mailong smiled: "This man is wearing a bit inappropriate. He is obviously a nun, but he is wearing a man-style monk's robe..."
The woman said, "Husband, this is not what you are talking about Tang Monk, right?"
The dragon shook his head and said, "Haha... Madam, you're thinking too much."
After saying that, the dragon took out a picture and compared it: "Look, this person who has no bare hair on his head is Tang Monk, and the one in front of him has long hair fluttering.
Moreover, the eyes of the two are different. The nun's eyes are cute, while the eyes of Tang Monk are stupid.
Look at Tang Seng is not alone again. He is surrounded by a monkey, a three-meter-high pig, and a four-meter-high man. Look at this nun, a lonely man...
So, this is definitely not Tang Monk.”
The woman compared it. The woman's intuition made her feel that this matter was not that simple, but since the dragon had already determined, she didn't think much about it and just reminded her: "Husband, since she is not Tang Monk, then don't make things difficult for others."
The dragon smiled and said, "Don't worry, after all, I came from the Dragon Palace, so I won't do that evil thing."
In this way, the dragon and the woman chatted while watching the nun approaching in the distance. The three of them looked at each other, then slowly passed by, and even nodded friendlyly and signaled.
The woman reminded: "The Heishui River is ahead, which is five hundred miles wide. If there is no boat, it will be difficult to cross it."
The nun was stunned, as if he was considering the question of how to get through.
Seeing this, the dragon said, "I have a ferry here. Go up and I will send you across the river!"
The nun clasped her hands together and recited: "Amitabha, thank you for the donor."
Then the nun took the white horse and got on the boat. The dragon didn't say anything nonsense. He waved his hand and the ferry accelerated instantly, pulling a wave and rushed to the other side of the river.
The nun got off the boat with the white horse, clasped his hands together again, expressed his gratitude, and rode away on the white horse.
The dragon said, "That white horse is good, and it looks a little familiar."
The woman smiled and said, "You are so tired, are you? You feel familiar when you look at a horse. If you are too tired, just take a break and I'll keep an eye on you for a while."
The dragon shook his head and said, "Forget it, I've been watching for a year, it's not a day or two. I'll hold on for a while..."
"Um……"
The two were chatting, and a light flashed from the sky...
The woman subconsciously looked up and looked at it: "Husband, it seems like a monkey has flew over."
"A monkey sperm, what do you care about it?"
The dragon was indeed tired, rubbed his temples and squinted his eyes and replied.
Whoosh!
The woman looked up again and said, "Husband, it seems like a pig has flew over."
"What do you care about a pig demon? I'm really tired when I help me rub my temples." said the dragon.
The woman said oh and continued to help the dragon knead her temples.
Whoosh!
The woman looked up again and said, "Husband, there is a man with a red beard flying over."
"Just stare at Tang Monk, don't worry about the others. Press and rub it hard, and feel comfortable." The dragon squinted his eyes with great pleasure, and the corner of his eyes just saw the scene on the other side of the river.
The nun's hand pressed on her head grabbed it down, and her white hair was pulled down by her. He seemed to see a shining bald head!
He suddenly widened his eyes, but the nun had already walked into the forest and could not see it.
The dragon said, "Madam, the nun just now seemed to have pulled off her hair."
The woman smiled and said, "What nonsense? Which woman would tear off her hair..."
"Really, I really want to see a bald head." said the dragon.
The woman said, "Stop making trouble, still bald, look, you are obsessed with Chao Siye. While I am still here, you can rest."
"Okay, maybe I really had hallucinations..." The dragon continued to close his eyes.
However, the bald head kept flashing in his mind, and at the same time, the two faces of the nun and Tang Seng kept flashing in his mind, compared...
The more he compares, the more he feels it is. If he removes the nun's hair, it seems that the difference between cute and stupid is not too big.
At this moment, he suddenly widened his eyes and shouted, "Monkey, pig, man! Bald, white horse, nun, wig, monk? Damn!"
The dragon suddenly stood up and shouted: "I missed it, missed it, missed it!"
Then the dragon ran to the other side of the river like crazy. However, when he chased him to the other side of the river, the bald man and his group had already run away.
Seeing this, the dragon hugged his head and cried loudly, "I'm Cao, oh my grass, I'm a grass, I'm running under my nose, oh... For a year, my skin is tanned! Just running like this, damn thief is bald, you're not a human being, forget it if you're late, and you're wearing a wig!"
When the woman saw that the dragon was almost crazy, she ran over and asked, "Husband, what's wrong with you?"
The dragon said in tears: "What's wrong? The nun just now was Tang Sanzang. He passed by in front of us, but I sent it to me with my own hands... It's a waste of waiting! Hey-ah..."
The dragon cried so sadly.
But thinking about it, it was true that if someone had been in the wind and rain every day, he would have been waiting by the river day and night for a year, but he could not find out when he watched the other party pass by in front of him!
The worst thing is that the river he helped the other party cross!
It felt like a person who had been hungry for a year and finally saw the meat bun, and then he gave it to the dog around him to eat it, and then realized that it was meat bun.
The regrets can be imagined.
A far away from the Heishui River, Tang Sanzang rode a white dragon horse all the way, shouting as he ran: "Xiaobai, Xiaobai, we have agreed to race for three thousand miles, we can't be caught up by them!"
The white dragon horse accelerated while rolling his eyes and thought to himself: "Brother, will you be caught up with you? You clench your fists all the way, who dares to surpass you!"
But he said, "Master, I looked familiar with the black guy by the river just now. I always felt like I had seen it somewhere... Alas, I remembered that his stupid eyes were a bit like the stupid son of the Dragon King of Jinghe River, the little croaker."
"Don't say that he is stupid, that person is good, and he will give us a ride." Tang Sanzang said.
Bai Longma said: "He's good? That guy is much more sarcastic than me..."
As each person and horse chatted, they gradually faded away.
In the distance, Sun Wukong followed behind and yawned, "Although Xiaobai's speed has improved, it still needs to be improved."
Further away, Zhu Gangli turned around and shouted, "Junior Brother Sha, let me tell you, in our competition, Master is the first, Senior Brother is the second, I am the third, you are the fourth. You can't surpass me!"
Chapter completed!