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Chapter 94

After saying that, the old monster yellow robe transformed again and turned into a handsome man. He wiped the blood from his mouth and waved his hand to knock all the palace maids out. Then he pushed open the door and went straight to the Kaiming Palace.

At this moment, the emperor, ministers and others in Kaiming Palace did not know that there was an extra human-eating monster in the harem.

They are now excitedly discussing the monks from Dongtu.

Baoxiang Kingdom is not a big country, let alone compared with the Tang Dynasty in the East.

Even before this, they had no contact with the Tang Dynasty, after all, it was too far away.

The Tang Dynasty was the country they yearned for, and it was also an existence similar to legend.

Now a monk has come to the country, and the ministers are a little excited for a moment.

It’s not because the idol has arrived, but mainly because I am curious about what the monks from the Supreme Kingdom of the Heavenly Kingdom will look like.

"Is it the lowest-end fitting in gold and jade?"

"If you don't say anything else, your conversation will definitely be extraordinary."

"Maybe, he has three eyes."

"Maybe there are three heads and six arms!"

"You are too harsh, and you have three eyes, three heads and six arms. Why don't you say he is a Buddha? I think he is not too exaggerated even if he is a little different. I was surreptitious, his head might glow..."

"Sir Shangshu, you said that your head is a little too bright, but even if it doesn't shine, it will at least reflect, right?"

Everyone laughed.

...

Justice was discussed, and a sentence was announced outside the hall: "The great monk of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Sanzang is here!"

That's right, it's about Tang Sanzang. The reason is that when Sha Wujing copied the name, he also copied it together.

Fortunately, the pronunciations are the same, so it doesn't matter.

When everyone heard this, they quickly looked over.

Outside the hall, the sun was shining at the gate, and a shining little sun came over from a distance.

When everyone saw this, they all exclaimed: "Wow...wow!...oh!"

Outsiders don’t understand, but they understand the meaning, roughly: “Well, it’s really shining!”

"Wow, it turns out to be reflective!"

"Oh, what a bald head!"

...

Fortunately, these ministers are still etiquette and did not say it in person. Otherwise, Baoxiang Kingdom would probably be able to re-open the imperial examination and re-elect the ministers today...

Tang Sanzang didn't know what they were thinking. Seeing these people astonished, he had never seen the world. He just thought these guys were earthy leopards and had no knowledge. So he raised his head and walked into the hall, clasped his hands together with decent hands and said, "I am Tang Sanzang from the Tang Dynasty in the East, and is preparing to go to the west to grab the scriptures... Cough cough to get the scriptures. When you pass by your country, please let Your Majesty go."

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom smiled and said, "Haha... Since the monk came from the Tang Dynasty, we will naturally not be embarrassed.

It’s a coincidence that just yesterday, the little girl I lost came back, and there was also a son-in-law who was both talented and beautiful, capable of literature and martial arts.

We are preparing to announce the world today and hold a big banquet to celebrate this event.

Since the monk has caught up, why not stay and be a witness?”

Tang Sanzang frowned...

The King of Baoxiang Kingdom thought Tang Monk was not happy, so he added: "Monk, my son-in-law is not an ordinary person. He is a top-notch man. He is tall and mighty, and his conversation and knowledge are even more powerful than his ministers. He can capture tigers and dragons with his bare hands, so he is really a dragon and phoenix among people! Such people, even the prosperous scenes of the Tang Dynasty, aren't they often seen?"

Tang Sanzang scratched his bald head. He had never been to the Tang Dynasty. He didn't know what was like there, so he could only say perfunctorily: "Uh... it's rare."

"Why don't the monks want to see such a hero?" The king of Baoxiang Kingdom was as if the three-year-old child had just obtained a new toy and was eager to show off to his friends.

If it were someone else, I would be afraid that I would give you some face and see it.

How to...

Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "Uh... I'm not interested."

The King of Baoxiang Kingdom was quite happy at first, but when he heard this, he was a little unhappy: "The time is tight for the monk to go west. If it really doesn't work, we won't force ourselves to stay. Let us let it go."

Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "Whether your son-in-law is handsome or not, it is not the point. I am not in a hurry, mainly because I am not interested in your son-in-law."

The face of the king of Baoxiang Kingdom suddenly turned black.

Seeing this, the prime minister next to him coughed and stepped forward and said, "Monk, what are you interested in? Maybe we have Baoxiang Kingdom, which is worth your stay for a day."

The Prime Minister also understood the meaning of the King of Baoxiang Kingdom. Tang Sanzang was left behind. As the representative of the Tang Dynasty in Dongtu, this was used to add color to the dinner party. It was not how important Tang Sanzang himself was...

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom also said: "Yes, yes, yes, what are you interested in?"

Tang Sanzang touched his chin and said, "Is there any meat?"

"Uh...meat?" The king of Baoxiang Kingdom was a little confused.

Tang Sanzang said: "Is there any wine for dinner? Is there meat? I mean the kind of delicious meat! If there is a glass of wine and a piece of good meat, I will leave it behind."

Hearing this, everyone present had black lines hanging on their foreheads and roared in their hearts: "Your uncle, is this the point you are talking about? Is our prince-in-law not as good as a plate of meat and a glass of wine? It's so bullying!"

However, after the anger, everyone became confused again.

The king of Baoxiang asked, "Uh... monk, can you still drink?"

Tang Sanzang smiled. He saw that these guys knew nothing about the Tang Dynasty. Since that was the case, he rolled up his sleeves and his eyes began to shine: "The monks in the Tang Dynasty in Dongtu can drink and eat meat, and even get married and have children. There is no problem with this saying, "Do you have a meat and drink through the intestines, and will Guanyin sit on it?"

As soon as these words were spoken, all the ministers present had a strange look on their faces...

The king of Baoxiang asked tentatively: "Does the monk want to say that wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha sit in his heart?"

Tang Sanzang said carelessly: "It's okay for anyone to sit, but I'm not moving anyway."

Seeing the entire hall silent in an instant, Tang Sanzang knew that he had said the wrong thing, but he also said that he was not hungry anyway, and he could just eat a meal, and he would leave if he could not fool him. He said carelessly: "Don't get me wrong, Guanyin Bodhisattva is my wife. When I finish taking the sutra, I will get married and have children when I go back."

The hall is no longer silent, but dead silence!
Chapter completed!
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