Chapter 19 The Guardian of the Wheatfield and His Riot Field
The happiness of the guardian of the wheat field pierced the quiet night, causing the neighbors to curse and turn around for countless years, and half of them lost insomnia.
Zhou Wei also woke up. In fact, he had already woken up. He originally wanted to pretend to be asleep but fell asleep. But he was woken up in a beautiful dream of "struggling" with the class and school beauties. Zhou Wei was very unhappy. Is it easy for me to have a good dream?
Those who are still parents only care about their own happiness! Annoying!
Once the wheat field guardian walked into his own acre of three-point land, he immediately transformed into the most lustful and violent monarch in ancient Roman times. The name Zhou Dagua is really right. He is the kind of person that the melon-eating crowd likes the most, and his rough roars ran through the whole night.
Zhou Wei always feels that his father is a responsible 'farmer', otherwise how could he have been working hard all night long?
He raised his toes and walked gently to the bedroom door, pushed open a crack in the door, and Zhou Wei looked in carefully.
At this time, the guys who think wrong are all beasts, Zhou Wei is worried about his father!
I have heard from my mother that the wheat field guardian is not a safe job. It’s okay when I’m fine. Once there are certain problems in the field, it will be life-threatening.
This man who he called Dad is a fool. He doesn't know how to keep some strength when facing a fairy with four long legs like his mother. He is like a child, and he has to worry about this little baby who has just turned over!
Looking at the little Queque under his crotch, Zhou Wei fell into deep thought.
If nothing unexpected happens, when my father wakes up in the morning, he will become a soft-legged crab and be taken to the legendary riots at any time. Zhou Wei is very worried that he will have a short and long life.
If you die young, wouldn’t it be a major loss to this world?
The people don’t agree!
It seems that it is time to verify the guess that has always been...
Looking at the ignorant and flawless little Queque below, Zhou Wei slowly showed a smile on the corner of her mouth. At this moment, he was like a man who controlled everything!
Is the initial screening result really only in level e?
Zhou Wei remembered clearly that shortly after the young nurse of the big white rabbit took away his saliva sample, seven or eight nurses and ladies seemed to have made an appointment to bring delicious food to their mother and delicious food to themselves. They treated themselves as warm as spring breeze, and served a child as meticulously as a handsome guy paralyzed in bed.
I still remember that spring breeze blew on my face that day, soft fragrance and warm jade piled up in front of me. I urinated myself, and I urinated a lot, just like the water of the Yellow River coming from the sky, flowing into the pot without returning.
The nurses and ladies took away their boy's urine, and they all smiled like flowers, as if they were seven fairies holding nectar and jade liquid in their hands.
When did the hospital start to carry out urine tests for babies a few days after delivery, and even take so much urine at once?
Zhou Wei vaguely remembered that there was a super-tonifying delicacy on Earth in the last world. Every time that turbulent season, a city always had a smell of urine everywhere...
Later I heard that seven nurses and a doctor in the hospital were in charge of the primary screening business had a blood vessel exploded!
Although Taotie Group used various means to block the inside story, Zhou Wei's sharp gaze had already penetrated the fog and saw through all the illusions.
"In other words, those doctors and nurses are just making up for the big hair? Unexpectedly, when I came to this world, I became a super ginseng doll."
Looking down at his little ‘foundation’, Zhou Wei, who was a little angry, subconsciously licked his lips, and finally gave up a dangerous idea, "You can't take risks. Although this body became a bit magical because of my stay, it was just a child's body after all."
'However, my cheap dad is still strong, and my mom, a beautiful girl with four legs is more solid than a beautiful girl with two legs... As the saying goes, fat water will not flow to outsiders...'
Some sounds in the room were heard one after another, and my parents were both romantic. Zhou Wei jumped out of the children's bed and walked into the kitchen. No one noticed it.
There is a small pot of boiled white eggs in the kitchen. The two with earthy egg skins are expensive natural eggs, which are exclusive to my mother Cen Xiaotian. The four with white egg skins are chemical eggs produced by Taotie Group. They are known as the "closeest natural flavor" and this is my father Zhou Dagua's breakfast.
Because the couple are both busy with work and have to take care of the child Zhou Wei, they are used to cooking the eggs in advance and then eating them when they get up in the morning.
"My mom, I'm doing it for your own good..."
Zhou Wei did not hesitate at all, and gently placed the small pot on the ground and took out the little quich.
Crazy...
Considering the tragic experience of the male doctor and the seven nurses having sex with them, Zhou Wei only added a little bit of ingredients to her parents' breakfast. The little Queque controlled it accurately, and her urine was as if it was blown away and she used her fingers...
In order to make the eggs taste good, Zhou Wei first put the boiling pot on the stove and simmered it on the stove for more than an hour, then soaked it aside for about two hours, then poured out the egg liquid and changed the water three times before removing the odor of urine outside the egg skin.
Although I know that these urine and egg liquids are treasures, they cannot be discovered by my parents. Even in the past, not everyone likes to eat this kind of boy's urine boiled egg. If my parents are staunch opponents of boy's eggs, their butts will probably bloom.
After making love-boiled eggs, Zhou Wei ran back to the children's bed in a short walk and soon fell asleep again. Should he accept the class or school beauties in his dream? It's such a headache...
The most touching thing in the world was the red flowers that pressed the crabapple overnight, but it was a little harder. As a result, although the wheat field guardian conquered his riot field again, it turned into a soft-legged shrimp as Zhou Wei guessed.
Due to lack of sleep and excessive consumption, Zhou Dagua felt a little dizzy after getting up, which was completely inferior to her energetic wife. His experience once again proved an irrefutable truth - "Only exhausted cows, no broken fields."
Cen Xiaotian was very gentle today. The surround sound turned into a mosquito hum. She blushed as soon as she spoke, and she was always shy when she lowered her head. When Zhou Dagua walked to the dining table, she found that the eggs had been peeled. She smiled and picked up the egg and bit it, "Oh, my wife, you are good at craftsmanship. How do you cook this egg? It's salty and fragrant, very delicious, delicious!"
While speaking, he threw four eggs into his mouth like a meteor. Within a few minutes, his face turned red and Guan Gong turned red. He raised his head and looked at his wife, his eyes were spitting fire.
Cen Xiaotian's two faces were also as red as the sunset, and her two beautiful eyes filled with Eastern and Western styles were about to drip out of water. She hummed softly: "Husband."
"Wife, I'm afraid we'll be late today."
"If you are late, you are late!"
Cen Xiao’s sweet eyes were flowing and laughed: “Look, our good baby hasn’t woken up yet.”
The neighbor downstairs is a corporate worker who often works night shifts. Today he is very unfortunate...
Chapter completed!