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Chapter 1 When I Came With Both Parents

‘I walk in this world,

It looks like a shadow puppet.

The terrifying hand holds my destiny tightly.

I want to cry,

But he looked happy...'

----The Heart of Light and Darkness

Zhou Wei was reciting a famous poem written by famous artists that he had read in the last world, but what he said was the unique "ba" sound of babies.

Today is the third day of his birth. When he opened his eyes for the first time, he found himself like a shadow puppet controlled by fate.

Perhaps it was the benefit of time travel, his vision was far beyond the range of vision that a newborn should have, and he saw a room that only appeared in science fiction novels.

The light in the room is very good, and there is no concept of windows or walls in this room. When the sunlight passes through an object that can be called a "wall", the "wall" will spontaneously adjust the filtering to a very comfortable level.

The surrounding walls are like huge changeable sunglasses, and the strong smell of futuristic technology is coming.

The furniture in the room is silver-toned, with smooth lines and simple, full of practical mechanic beauty. These furniture is at least fifty years ahead of the world when he came.

As it approached noon, the sun began to become hot, and the walls full of science fiction also changed accordingly. At several points with the highest light heat, several mosaics appeared instantly.

The mosaics that were scolded by countless people in the past have now become the cutest thing, and they make Zhou Wei's eyes feel no discomfort.

This is a future world that time travelers hate the most!

Zhou Wei stopped reciting poetry, and he began to accuse his fate.

‘Ahhhh…good!’

When he was in the womb, he had hoped that this was a perfect rebirth.

In the army of time travelers, the rebirth is the real lucky one. God gave them the opportunity to live again and be themselves in the original form. They can also meet their beautiful mother and funny father when they were young, and the classmate and sister next door can call themselves Brother Wang sweetly. The school beauty's silver bell-like laughter can't be heard enough, so she will never be allowed to be married to a coal boss in this life!

QQ is mine, Alibaba is mine, and all the top female celebrities in the entertainment industry are mine...

Zhou Wei had woken up laughing in the womb countless times. Every time he woke up, he would hear a gentle voice saying, "Dear, come and take a look, baby kicked me again just now."

......

If you cannot get a perfect rebirth, it seems that it is not bad to go back to the past. As long as you are not thrown into the primitive society by fate and fight against the saber-toothed tiger, you will always have a chance. It doesn’t matter if you can’t build missiles. You can copy a few Tang poems and Song lyrics, make a few steel lyrics, and you can still make a fortune. This is how the protagonists in online novels do it.

But Zhou Wei was sadly discovering that he had traveled to the future world.

God! What can I do in this world?

If there was no deviation in the memory of the previous life, Zhou Wei remembered that he was only equivalent to high school education in his previous life, and he was a third-rate chef...

He suspected that he was treated differently by the little girl of the goddess of fate. In this future world where there is probably a per capita undergraduate culture, he had no chance of winning.

It is not men who will give up easily. After all, fate still gives him a chance to start over, and this kind of opportunity is not something that everyone can have, but Zhou Wei still needs to vent, it is too difficult! It is not a sin for men to cry.

Before facing an unpredictable future life, he thought he had the absolute right to cry, and he was still a child!

Just as I was crying heartbrokenly, I suddenly heard a thick voice saying: "Haha, my wife, Tudou's crying is so loud, I deserve to be my son!"

who?

Zhou Wei stopped crying and stared at the man who had just walked in from outside.

Just like his voice, this man looked thick and generous, with a beard all over his face, a big nose, and a pair of big eyes, but unfortunately he had single eyelids.

He was wearing a silver-white onesie made of non-silk, non-silk, and only from the zipper directly in front of the lower jacket could he tell that this was a men's suit.

The man's strange outfit made Zhou Wei unable to accurately determine his origin. Is he a rich second generation or a poor third generation? He could not find any clues about such an important question.

The language used by the man made Zhou Wei secretly relieved, glad that he had not become a descendant of a foreigner in this life, and was still a Chinese with a strong and upright root.

"Baby, hug, let dad hug you."

The man grimaced desperately, and smiled and stretched out his hands to Zhou Wei. The strange smell of unknown sharpness hit him in his open mouth.

"Wow!"

Zhou Wei kicked her little feet and expressed resistance. The smell was too irritating!

And what the hell is potato? Does anyone give his son this kind of name? I don’t want you to hug him!

When I was kicking, I looked at the position under my crotch. Thank goodness, it was the familiar open-crotch pants. The little croaker appeared exactly where it should appear...

A stone fell to the ground in his heart, Zhou Wei was in a slightly better mood and did not continue to "attack" the cheap dad.

At this time, two warm softnesses gently pressed him from behind, and soft limbs gently circled his small body from the front, and a sweet and coquettish voice sounded in his ears: "What are you doing? You scared the baby."

Is it a mother? Sure enough, a child with a mother is a treasure.

Zhou Wei expressed his agreement with his mother and waved his hands to the man repeatedly, please stay away from me! This smell... Is it because I took it to adjust the five poisons?

The man became excited and said confidently: "Look, the baby is waving to me!" As he said that, he grabbed Zhou Wei, raised him high first, and then smiled and rubbed Zhou Wei's face with his beard.

What a rude guy, his needle-like beard penetrated into Zhou Wei's nostrils, making him sneeze.

"Zhou Dagua!"

My mother's gentle female voice immediately turned into a roar of Hedong: "You are not shaving!"

Turning his head, Zhou Wei, who was tearfully, saw a beautiful face with tender and white almond eyes and peach cheeks. This oriental face made him feel very intimate. His mother is so beautiful!

And my mother's other face is so beautiful and charming: her nose is high and straight, her eye sockets are deep, and her eyeballs are blue, just like the sea that has never been polluted.

Zhou Wei was stunned. He saw his mother's snow-white swan neck facing him, his two delicate faces smiling at him, and his brilliance of a loving mother at the same time.

Seeing his son staring at him blankly, the woman's two faces showed a smug look at her at the same time, and the laughter in her two small mouths was like a surround sound effect.

"Did you see Zhou Dagua? This is the gap!"

As she said, she stepped aside her four long legs and stood up.

Zhou Wei only noticed that her mother had four slender legs, wearing stockings of four colors: flesh, white, black and gray. She wore four knee-length boots on the outside, which were straight and slender, and had a nearly perfect ratio between her calves and her thighs.

"Four years... I'm so happy for my cheap dad..."

Zhou Wei forgot to be shocked, and turned to envy the magnificent blessing of her cheap father.

A woman with four beautiful legs only needs a simple beauty to sit, so she built a very comfortable platform for Zhou Wei, held him in her arms, slowly unbuttoned her bra, and put his little mouth towards the bulge.

Breastfeeding. This is the most sacred thing in the world. Even the person with a dirty heart will sigh at the greatness of maternal love.

Zhou Wei swallowed the *** in big mouthfuls, feeling a little fishy, ​​which was not in line with an adult's appetite, but he knew that this was the most suitable food for him at present, so he tried his best to swallow.

Fortunately, his mother's number of mothers was still normal. If the number of these things exceeded two, he would completely doubt his human identity...

The cheap father Zhou Dagua sat aside, staring at Zhou Wei who was swallowing constantly, and water slowly flowed out from the corner of her mouth, like a hungry beggar who had been hungry for a long time.

Zhou Wei glanced at her father's behavior in the eyes and felt a little difficult to understand. As far as he knew, the taste of human milk was actually not as wonderful as he imagined. At least it would not make an adult man drool in a greedy way.

"Zhou Dagua, I'm hungry."

The woman looked at Zhou Wei and judged that her son was full, so she gently placed him on the bed: "Have you bought the stuff?"

“Buy it, bought it.”

Zhou Dagua carefully unzipped the top and gently took out something the size of a fist.

Zhou Wei, who was lying on the bed, saw the cheap father holding the thing in his hand, and his eyes immediately widened. It was a steamed bun, with several circles of yellow patterns on the snow-white skin. Zhou Wei, who had been a chef in the past, recognized it at a glance that it was a white steamed bun mixed with corn flour. On the earth in the past, he could buy two for one dollar.

The steamed bun in the hand of my father seems to be of noble origin. It is not only vacuum packaging, but also trademarks and promotional texts are printed on the packaging bags - "Produced by Taotie Group, gifts from nature, noble steamed buns, the source of your life".

Zhou Wei shouted twice in a 'ah'.

In fact, he was laughing. He really couldn't see how noble a steamed bun mixed with some cornmeal could be. Is this world composed of a group of hungry people?

His little heart was beating violently and he began to worry about his future. This was not good news for a greedy guy like him.

The woman took the vacuum-packed steamed bun with her slightly trembling hands, and two beautiful faces were glowing at the same time. She carefully opened the vacuum pack, held the steamed bun in both hands and put it into the left mouth. An intoxicated look suddenly appeared on the eastern hole, and the other head looked at it with a drooling flowing out.

The woman picked up the steamed bun and put it into her mouth on the right, "Ah, oh, oh..." She chewed the steamed bun gently with her two mouths, making moving moans. This was the first time Zhou Wei found that someone could eat a steamed bun.

It took the woman a lot of time to eat carefully. It took her fifteen or sixteen minutes to swallow her last bite of steamed bun. Looking at the vacuum packaging that had become empty, she seemed to be still feeling a little unsatisfied. She licked her lower lips and said, "Is it very expensive?"

Zhou Dagua swallowed her saliva: "It's not expensive, it's not expensive... If you are weak after giving birth, you should eat steamed buns every day. Don't worry, my wife, we still have savings at home!"

"You're just stubborn!"

The woman looked at her husband with a angrily look, "Eat natural food every day, but our family can't live a life? From now on, I'll eat a steamed bun every three days, and the rest of the time I'll eat 'chemical food', it's not that I can't fill my stomach."

"Hey, your wife, you are so virtuous. Being able to marry you is the blessing I, Zhou Dagua, have cultivated in my previous life."

After Zhou Dagua flattered her feet, she smiled and said, "Wife, that... do you think it's okay to change it to a steamed bun a week?"

"roll!"

A three-dimensional surrounding roar sounded, and four willow eyebrows stood up!
Chapter completed!
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