Part 1 - Wedge
In the snowy northeast suburbs, in the huge living room of the villa, there is a double soft bed in the center. A thin middle-aged man wearing a special restraint suit for mentally ill patients was tied up and fixed on the soft bed. The man stared at the ceiling with his eyes blankly, and kept making a sound similar to an animal in his mouth.
When I saw his appearance clearly when I got closer, I could scare the person. I saw that the man's face was unusually protruding, and he had a fox's face. From time to time, liquid like ink was sprayed out. Wherever the liquid splashed, it emitted a smell similar to the smell of a dead fish.
There are dozens of men and women standing aside in the living room. Their eyes are staring at the thin man lying on the bed, but in their eyes, except for fearful eyes, only two or three people are truly showing their concern.
Fatty Sun and I were next to the thin man. I sat cross-legged at the foot of the thin man. There was a black veil on my head, just like the lyrics in Fatty Sun's mouth to make one move.
The guy tied to the bed is the richest man in the local area, and Fatty Sun's family - his surname is Sun Liancheng. He can be seen in almost all profitable businesses in the local area. Although he is not a human being now, a fox is not a fox. Who would have thought that just half a year ago, the richest man was still a big belly and had a physical indicator exceeding the standard. He had to catch seven or eight dinner parties a day. Although that face was not handsome, he was at least a fairly honest person. The reason why Boss Sun had become his current virtues started half a year ago.
Half a year ago, Boss Sun took a different approach and bought a piece of land in a deep mountain forest, intending to build a high-end club away from the hustle and bustle city. At that time, the club had been named "The Wonderland of the World". But just after the workers were going up the mountain and were digging the foundation, they discovered something extraordinary.
When the workers were digging the foundation, they accidentally dug a huge underground cave. Because the size of the cave was too large, they thought it was an ancient underground tomb. At that time, the workers involved in the excavation saw that it was cheap, but they would dig it even if they didn't dig. Now it's better to dig it directly and see what other treasures are there. Maybe they will rely on the treasures here to buy a house in the future.
But after digging it down, I realized that it was not the case. There was nothing else in the cave except for tens of thousands of fox corpses and a stone tablet with a fox head engraved. The tens of thousands of dead foxes were stiff all over, and they were basically dried up, with no sign of it.
Some elderly workers were all locals in the Northeast and had heard some stories about the five great immortals in the Northeast. With such a scene, everyone's calves were twitching. At present, all the workers were not attentive to work. There were also a few older workers who found a red rope to surround the fox grave and then began to burn incense and kowtow to the fox grave. The project manager who was watching the scene was Boss Sun's brother-in-law. He really couldn't instruct these workers, so he could only call to report the matter here to his brother-in-law. However, he didn't explain it clearly on the phone. He only said that he had dug out a few foxes. The workers on the construction site were frightened and did not dare to start work.
At that time, Boss Sun ran away on the phone. Aren’t it just a few dead foxes? It’s not dead people. As for the work stopping? After scolding his brother-in-law, he personally took the people to the construction site in the deep mountains and forests.
After Boss Sun got off the car and saw the scene in front of him, he was also shocked by the scene and gasped. Then he realized that it was his brother-in-law who did not tell the truth on the phone. How could this be the case with a few foxes? Now that he caught the foxes in the mountains and threw them inside, he might not be able to fill the underground cave.
However, Boss Sun was forced to continue to be tough. He had to eat a small 100,000 yuan a day in the construction site. Although Boss Sun's family has a great career, he can't stand such trouble. Boss Sun first called several big foremen and asked them to arrange for someone to clean up the dead fox below, find a place to bury it first, and then let the workers resume work immediately.
However, after Boss Sun finished speaking, the faces of these foremen suddenly looked bad. After hesitating for a while, the oldest foreman said with a bitter face: "Boss, I dare not dig again. You also saw that there are at least 10,000 fox fairies below. The old saying goes, it is called Xuanyuan Tomb. It is already disrespectful to disturb all fox fairies. Now you should fill the ground with soil and put dozens of chickens to sacrifice. Don't let the fox fairies blame you. Boss, please spend more money and continue to change the place and continue our external environment."
"Don't talk to me about this!" Boss Sun stared at the old foreman and shouted: "You're taking it seriously just a few dead foxes. Change the place - do you know how much money I spent here? Just building roads, I'll spend six million! I'll be fox fairy. If there is really that one, you'll call out one and a half for me to see!"
Boss Sun became more and more excited as he shouted, and finally he ignored these foremen. He took a few men to the warehouse and found two barrels of gasoline. Boss Sun personally poured the gasoline onto the dead fox in the hole, and burned tens of thousands of dead foxes into coke in front of the workers.
There were actually several workers who wanted to stop Boss Sun, but unfortunately they were all stopped outside by the people brought by Boss Sun. As the foxes were about to burn, a thick black smoke emerged from the body of the burned fox corpse. In just a moment, the black smoke covered the construction site.
Apart from being a little scared, others didn't feel anything unusual. They just heard a few screams suddenly appearing in Boss Sun's location. No one knew what happened. Fortunately, the black smoke came and went quickly. After a while, the black smoke disappeared completely.
After the black smoke disappeared, he found that Boss Sun had fallen to the ground. The muscles on his face kept trembling, and his face had turned into the shape of a fox.
Everyone was shocked by Boss Sun's strange appearance. From a distance, no one dared to approach. In the end, Sun Liancheng's brother-in-law took out 100,000 yuan on the spot and bought a few brave men to carry Boss Sun, and went all the way to the local hospital for dozens of miles.
Ordinary doctors cannot see such a disease. The doctor on duty was also frightened. Not to mention the treatment of such a disease, I have never even heard of it. In the end, the dean in charge of business saw it, and while sweating coldly, he pulled Boss Sun's family who rushed to the corner.
"All people are like this, you still send them to the hospital. Is it interesting?" The old director looked entangled and almost said, "Are you here to ruin the situation?"
At this time, when Boss Sun's family saw Sun Liancheng's appearance, they were basically shocked. The oldest person on the spot was Sun Liancheng's uncle. The old man had some knowledge after living for a long time. He arranged for someone to pull Boss Sun to this country villa. According to the original intention of the Sun family, he wanted to bring him back to the mansion in the provincial capital, but he was afraid that if Boss Sun's current honor was photographed by a reporter, it would be a big deal even if it was put online.
So, since that day, Boss Sun has been staying in this villa. His relatives and friends are not idle either, and they are busy looking for solutions to Boss Sun.
In the minds of the locals, except for the dance master and Einstein, everything else is feudal superstition. Since Einstein's trick is useless, let's find the master to come into the house.
The Sun family is also a big business, so they found more than a dozen god-dance people to exorcise boss Sun. Most of these god-dance people saw Sun Liancheng's appearance and turned around and left without saying a word.
From beginning to end, there were only two buddies from nearby counties and districts. They didn't even see Boss Sun's face, so they patted their chests to ensure that the evil spirits were eliminated. When they saw Sun Liancheng's appearance, their face turned pale. The second god held the King of Wen's drum in his hand and sang a few words, and then began to foam at the mouth. He could be better, and the great god on the bed fell directly into Boss Sun's arms and twitched.
But that's it. The two brothers of the second gods still spit out white foam while finishing the show. After that, Boss Sun still had a fox face and giggled at the great god who was still twitching in his arms. The guy who danced the second god first snatched the great god from the bed, then wiped the white foam from the corner of his mouth, and said to Boss Sun's uncle with a sad face: "Boss, it's not easy to get hard money, so I can give you more rewards."
According to the rules, even if the two brothers smashed it, they could have been knocked away by just giving them two apples. However, Sun Liancheng's uncle still said: "Don't worry, I'll give you enough money. You two are so fucking dedicated..."
It would not work if you look for a god-dance locally to solve the problem. Sun Liancheng's relatives had no choice but to find a way to hope that there would be a master of a god-dance in other provinces and cities. This way, he turned to Monk Xiao. The old guy also made a special trip and saw the situation of Boss Sun. However, the master's requirements were too harsh. Except for the god-dance, everything else was feudal superstition. It could not be used to poison the poor Sun Liancheng again.
Originally, Master Xiao had a way to exorcise Boss Sun, but the other party had no choice but to do anything except to be a master. Monk Xiao was unable to turn around when he saw the money he had in his hand. After thinking about it, he thought of Fatty Sun and me.
At that time, the Poll Investigation Bureau had been abolition for more than half a year, and the folk religious studio of Fatty Sun and I had officially opened for a while. Shao Yiyi and Huang Ran, Meng Qiqi and Zhang Zhiyan also joined in one after another, but after all, they were just starting out. In the past, during the Poll Investigation Bureau, they had become accustomed to waiting for supernatural events across the country to report every day. Now that they have to go out to find business by themselves, they know the difference between state-owned and private enterprises. In addition, they have to support Yang Jun and Yang Xiao for free, which is even more difficult.
When the polling bureau was laid off, Fatty Sun went to the folk religious studio to take Er Yang. I originally thought that as long as the two of them were by my side, they would be able to solve the problem no matter how dangerous the incident happened. It really didn't work, but Fatty Sun was still a little scared of Wu Rendi. If you can't provoke such a god-like person, it would be better not to provoke him.
After bargaining with Monk Xiao, Fatty Sun took over the business and settled the money with Master Xiao. Eryang didn't have to do this little thing in person. After preparing for it, Fatty Sun and Huang Ran set off to Boss Sun's villa.
After arriving at the local area, we did not go directly to see Boss Sun's family. Instead, we hid in the hotel and made up for the knowledge of dancing the gods all night. Although I had seen a few dancing gods when I was a child, I later entered the polls bureau and realized that those people were basically charlatans who earned money. But why vaguely, I seemed to remember that there was a monk Xiao among these charlatans...
It was said that it was a bad thing, but in fact it was just a bunch of books and videos about the great dance god. Including the archives that came out of the information room before the polls were lifted. However, the time was too fast, and Fatty Sun had no interest in the text information. He just stayed on the computer and watched videos about the great dance god all night.
After watching it, Fatty Sun began to arrange the roles between us. The two gods who are responsible for rap are the ones. I just need to sit on the bed and play the show for Fatty Sun. Then I see the right time and take advantage of the time when the people around me are not paying attention to it, and take action to solve Boss Sun's troubles.
Huang Ran is responsible for driving. If we can't handle it, we will pull him out. However, President Huang was the last boss of the Religious Committee before, and such a thing would not hurt him.
The next morning, the three of us arrived at Boss Sun's villa. Because we had already contacted us before, although the relatives of the Sun family were a little confused about the age of Fatty Sun and me, Boss Sun had been ill for more than half a year, and if this continues, it would be really not far from death. Now we can only treat it as a living horse. Let's try it. Anyway, it's the same. How bad can it be?
It was Boss Sun's uncle who personally took Fat Sun and I to Sun Liancheng's house. After entering the door, I saw a huge fox lying on the man lying on the bed. After seeing Fat Sun and I come in, the corners of my mouth curled up and actually made a sneering expression.
But in an instant, the fox's face changed. Its eyes stared at my slightly bulging waist without moving. There were two short swords called "Sin" and "Punishment" inserted inside. This was obtained from Wu Rendi's biggest opponent. Although it had not been used several times, the fox clearly showed his fear of these two short swords. It would be easier to know what you were afraid of...
After a few greetings with the Sun family, Fatty Sun immediately made a promise: "Everything is included in our brothers. It's not me that as long as it is not the nine-tailed fox Su Daji resurrected, he can't escape the palms of our brothers' hands, spicy... right?"
When he said the last sentence, Fat Sun's confidence seemed not so strong. Later, after the incident, he told me that his ability of the Sky Eye was too weak, so he could only vaguely see a foggy thing lying on Boss Sun. Finally, he said that, asking me if I was sure.
"Yes," I nodded and responded to Fatty Sun and said, "A little fox, no big problem."
After I had my words, Fat Sun's heart fell to the ground. After talking nonsense for a few more words, we changed into the clothes to dance. I made it on Boss Sun's bed. When the fox saw me approaching, he opened his mouth to intimidate him. It didn't work. After I got closer, the fox actually pulled out Boss Sun's mouth, slit his head, and his whole body went down Sun Liancheng's mouth and penetrated into his body.
This process is just a blink of an eye. When I wanted to stop it, the fox had completely gotten in. Its size was huge. I didn't expect that after I got in, Boss Sun's body shape still did not change at all.
Now it's a little troublesome, now I can only take one step at a time...
After I sat down, Fatty Sun started his performance. The fat guy first beat the Wenwang drum. Unexpectedly, he could beat the drums in just one night. It was exactly the same as when I was a child when I heard the drums of the master dancer. It was almost the same as when I heard the drums of the master dancer. Even the Sun family who were pressing around him were practicing and nodding.
After a round of King Wen beat the drum, Fatty Sun opened his mouth and sang. After this voice, he almost threw me off the bed. He sang whether he was a sing of Errenzhuan or a Widow Ma opened a shop...
After the duo was sang, the faces of the people around him changed on the spot. Almost everyone's eyes were gloomy and began to get angry. It seemed that as long as there was one leader, this group of people would rush over and beat Fatty Sun and me. Although I was not afraid of fighting, I took action for a widow, so how could I make sense?
Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, Uncle Sun Liancheng, the other party's largest senior, said: "Stay honestly! Let's talk about it when they finish dancing. Liancheng wakes up, and it's easy to say that Liancheng can't wake up. If Liancheng can't wake up, then break the legs of these two calfs."
After saying this, the restless voice slowly calmed down, but everyone's eyes were still staring at Fatty Sun and me fiercely. Fortunately, Fatty Sun had excellent psychological quality, as if nothing had happened, and he still looked smiling, and turned the lyrics to the dance god again.
After a few opening remarks, Fatty Sun sang the correct lyrics: "I'll invite the immortal family - I'll invite Yuanshi Tianzun." Following Fatty Sun's words, I straightened my body and pinched the magic tricks in my hand. Fatty Sun invited two immortals one after another, and I followed his words and made various postures.
This opening was quite normal, and the noise from behind was much smaller. But I was unlucky. When I was invited, Sun Liancheng's mouth suddenly opened, and a fox's head came out of it, calling out to Fatty Sun, which attracted his attention. After the man and fox looked at each other, the fox quickly shrank his head back before I wanted to pull it out of Boss Sun's mouth.
After suddenly looking at the fox, Fatty Sun actually opened his eyes and saw the fox's true nature. He couldn't help but tremble. Although we had seen many such scenes before, for some reason, after looking at the fox, Fatty Sun actually forgot the lyrics of the face. His head was blank now. As long as he just picked up a few names of gods, he could fool this passage, but Fatty Sun's head was blank now, and even the gods and Buddhas in the sky could not remember any of them.
After a few humming words, this guy finally started to make up: "Second Jay Chou...."
As soon as this sentence was spoken, everyone, including me, was stunned. When everyone behind him heard the new words, their eyes were staring at me to see what kind of reaction I would react. After holding it in for a long time, I finally reached out and gestured, and sang a vague sentence in my mouth: "Hurry... use nunchaku quickly-huh hahaha!"
Seeing that I was picking up, Fatty Sun continued to write: "Five, please Song Clan Yin..."
"Spicy...spicy girl...spicy"--Sun Dasheng, your uncle's!
When Jay Chou was invited, everyone behind thought they didn't hear it clearly, and they didn't know which new master was named Zhou. But Song Zi and others heard it sincerely, especially after this hot girl, let alone the relatives and friends of the Sun family behind them, even the always calm uncle Sun Liancheng couldn't sit still. The old man jumped up from the chair and pointed at me and Fatty Sun and shouted loudly: "Take them two!"
With a "boom!", almost all the Sun family members, both men and women, rushed over. As they were about to rush to Fatty Sun and me, the fox's head was exposed from Sun Liancheng's mouth again. This time I was prepared. Just as the moment it exposed its head, I reached out and grabbed the fox's neck in a flash, lifted it up, and pulled the whole fox out of Sun Liancheng's mouth.
The moment I pulled out the fox, I pulled out the Sword of Sin behind my waist with my other hand, and instantly stabbed it into the fox's heart, and took the opportunity to fall down. The whole thing fell out. The four foxes dived in the air, but could not resist. Finally, they grinned and screamed "Ao!"
Chapter completed!