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0014 I am not a fairy but a future person

After Emperor Ling of Han sat up from the bed, he immediately asked for food from the two favored servants Zhang Rang and Zhao Zhong who had been hiding far away in the corner of the bedroom. He seemed to be completely ready. This made everyone present, except for the Party and Patriotic, widen their eyes and felt very unbelievable.

But when encountering such incomprehensible things, people tend to rely on their shallow understanding to make an explanation that they can accept, and then they feel at ease that they don’t know whether it is correct or not. After the incredible fact that the seriously ill emperor was quickly cured by white light, everyone’s eyes when they looked at the party and patriotism were filled with awe and fanaticism - this is a real god!

How could the Party Patriotic Empire not feel these hot gazes without any concealment? He looked around and found that even Cao Cao's eyes were no different from others. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart that he had a long way to go.

If you want to talk about IQ, maybe Cao Cao, no, maybe even Yuan Shao's IQ is higher than that of the Party and the Patriotic Republic of China, but so what? Now when you see such things that ancient people cannot understand, Cao Cao, a top figure in China who has had over 5,000 years, reacted no differently than an unknown maid in the palace.

But in modern times, even an ordinary junior high school student who has only received nine years of compulsory education will not treat the Party and the country as a god when he sees this scene, but will determine that this is a high-tech that he cannot understand. Therefore, the gap between the Party and the ancients is in this scientific way of thinking.

However, even modern people - modern people who have received higher education, have many who do not have scientific thinking at all, are very superstitious and even participated in cult organizations, let alone ancient people? When the Party and Patriotic thoughts, they feel relieved. They have to walk step by step and eat food one by one, but after all, they are anxious without realizing it.

Just like the Great Leap Forward, it is precisely because everyone sees that foreign countries have developed that they work faster and faster, and the more they work, the more they become, and in the end, almost most people fall into an unconscious anxious state. But if there is no comparison, China will slowly return to the old path of self-confidence, and what awaits the Chinese will be the future of being constantly invaded and enslaved.

"I hope I can do it. From this era, I will let the Chinese people know and actively accept the scientific way of thinking." Party Patriotic said to himself in his heart. Then he threw all these feelings behind his head and called the maid who had already started serving the emperor and said, "Wait, give me a meal too. Meng De, Benchu ​​and everyone... ministers, should you eat together?"

"How dare you..."

Several ministers who had not picked up their chins fell to the ground and saw the gods so casually in front of their emperor, were stimulated very much, and shook their heads and waved their hands to refuse. In fact, if they hadn't been completely shocked by the party's patriotism, they would have angrily scolded him for his crime of "great disrespect".

"What the gods say is extremely true, and I am negligent for a moment. People come and give them a meal and pass on food. I will not hesitate to reward you for finding God and making great contributions for me."

When Cao Cao and his ministers were very frightened, Emperor Ling of Han who was sitting beside the bed was very kind and unwilling to refuse, ordered his attendants to bring the other people's jobs, which made the ministers "thank you for your kindness". After the maids laid the mat on the ground, the first thing they did when they knelt on it was to thank the emperor, and then they knelt down properly.

Dang Aiguo felt uncomfortable when he saw the "seats" of Emperor Ling of Han and Cao Cao and other ministers. At this time, Emperor Ling of Han was sitting next to the big bed in the bedroom, and the food table for placing food was placed beside the bed. Although the bed was low and not too tall, it was a little taller than Cao Cao and others who were sitting on the mat made of several layers of paving objects.

Therefore, he didn't sit down at all, and said to the palace maid who stood beside him without hesitation after putting the mat and the meal table, "It's too short to lay a few thick mats on the ground. I have at least an equal relationship with the emperor. Change me to a bed as tall as the bed..."

The Dang Patriotic demanded this way, and he vaguely brought the word. Because the stools and chairs in the modern sense were all passed from the Hu people, he didn't know what seats he should ask the palace maids if he wanted to sit high at this time. However, what Dang Patriotic didn't know was that the prototype of the stools and chairs was "Hu bed", and Emperor Ling of Han liked to use Hu beds. However, his Hu bed was not placed in the bedroom, but in the side hall where government affairs were handled daily.

When Cao Cao and Yuan Shao heard the "big rebellious" request of the Party Patriotic Kingdom, they opened their mouths in surprise and stared at the calm-looking Party Patriotic Kingdom and could not speak. Several older "loyal ministers" next to them were so angry that their beards were trembling, and they dared not speak out. Zhang Rang, who was drawn to Pig Head San by the Party Patriotic Kingdom and had a panda eye, knelt down at the emperor's side with Zhao Zhong. The two looked at each other with emotion and saw the joy in each other's eyes.

Although Emperor Ling of Han was stunned after hearing Dang Aiguo's words, he did not have any resentment. Instead, he nodded with consent and said, "It is right that Gods and men should eat with me?"

Emperor Ling of Han's reaction was normal. After all, he once publicly said "Zhang Changshi is my father, and Zhao Changshi is my mother." However, the "loyal ministers" below him all blew their beards and stared at each other, believing that even the gods and immortals could not be so arrogant. But under the "power" of the gods, they could only kill him with their eyes in places where the party and the country could not see it.

"Uh...no need, thank you for your kindness."

Although Dang Aiguo knew that Emperor Ling of Han did not want to make a fuss with him, he was still "eating with the same bed" and shook his head like a rattle to refuse. Emperor Ling of Han didn't care, and ordered the maid who stood behind Dang Aiguo with his head down and waiting for the emperor's order: "Put my Hu bed... no, bringing a single bed for the gods must be taller than my bed."

As the saying goes, "Those who know the times are heroes." No matter what Emperor Ling of Han had plans, he could see it openly. After all, although he was lying on the bed and could not move, he also witnessed the scene of a group of guards knocking to the ground by lightning. Then he personally experienced the "fairy art" of the immortals' resurrection. He should really see the form better than everyone.

Moreover, in order to show respect for the gods, Emperor Ling of Han specially instructed the maid to move the couch over. However, if Dang Aiguo knew what the Hu bed was, he would definitely choose to sit on the Hu bed.

After the maid and the little eunuch brought Dang Paiguo's seats, Dang Paiguo saw what the so-called "couch" looked like. In fact, it looked the same as the bed, but it was much smaller. It felt a bit strange to sit on it after taking off his shoes. He glanced at Cao Cao and others sitting on the mat, and felt that even if they were asked to sit on the couch, they would definitely not dare to sit, so there was no more trouble.

Because the Party and the Patriotic Republic of China were not used to kneeling, they crossed their legs, which was more eye-catching than the pair of black leather shoes with bright light that he took off. Even he himself felt that no matter the emperor or Cao Cao and other ministers were kneeling and hiding their feet behind, while he sat cross-legged with his legs exposed in front, which was really not good-looking, so he took the initiative to explain a few words.

"Sorry, in our era, it was no longer popular in kneeling in China. It's not that I deliberately disrespect everyone. Please forgive me. In addition, I am not a god or a god. My name is Dang Patriotic, and it comes from a future person more than 1,800 years later."

However, what the Party and the country did not know was that in addition to being a Hu bed, Emperor Ling of Han also liked Hu clothes, Hu tents, Hu sitting, Hu rice. Hu sitting originally meant the position of Hu people sitting on Hu bed - that is, on a chair, with their two legs crossing each other. Later, he also called Hu sitting with his legs crossed on the mat.

Of course, ordinary people use this sitting posture to be disrespectful to others, but Emperor Ling of Han likes to sit like this. Therefore, a new rule has to be added to the so-called "sacred and inviolable" "ritual law" - the emperor's honor or the elder sitting is another matter.

If Emperor Ling of Han had not chosen to kneel down to respect the gods, the position he sat on the bed in the bedroom must be Hu. The ministers would choose various sitting positions including Hu, and only formal occasions must kneel down. After all, most people do not like to kneel up for a long time, especially when they were young. The reason is very simple, because their legs and feet are easily numb.

But at this time, most of the attention of Emperor Ling of Han and the ministers was not actually on the disrespectful sitting posture of the Party Patriotic Kingdom. Anyway, he had more places to offend the emperor's majesty before. And it was just a naughty sitting. Ministers used to see Emperor Ling of Han sitting like this. What they paid more attention to was naturally the name of Party Patriotic Kingdom and its origin.

"The future man?"

Emperor Ling of Han and Cao Cao and other ministers looked at each other, and everyone was quite puzzled by the meaning of the word. Although the tone of the Party's patriotic speech was a bit strange and the sentences were very straightforward, it did not affect their understanding of the meaning of the words. However, everyone could only guess the meaning of some unprecedented words that emerged from his mouth.

——In fact, this is thanks to the fact that the Party and Patriotic countries have always enabled the "language translation" function of "observer". The pronunciation of some modern Chinese characters is completely different from that of ancient Chinese. It is not completely impossible to communicate with each other. It is just that it is quite difficult and it is easy to cause misunderstandings. At this time, it is necessary to first determine which words and words are different in pronunciation between the two, and then communicate correctly.

The Party and Patriotic Republic of China also tried to turn off "language translation", but found that it was really difficult to communicate with ancient people in Mandarin, so they had to give up for the time being and then use this function.

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