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30. Child and mother are the same intestines(1/2)

There was no need for them to answer, the old man said:

"My family didn't know which great god I messed with, and what evil I did. Since the beginning of last year, as long as someone in the family is hungry, the whole family will be hungry. As long as someone is holding on, the whole family will be able to hold on!"

Yun Song was puzzled when he heard this, what a evil thing was this?

He said, "Old man, isn't this good? It just so happens that the whole family can come to have a meal together."

"Real person, he didn't tell the truth," Wang Youde chuckled, "What he said about 'super' is not eating 'heat, but trying to defecate!"

"As long as their family wants to defecate, the whole family will want to defecate!"

Laughing.

Only the old man was crying.

Yun Song wondered what an evil thing this was? He had never heard of it.

Xunmako watched coldly, and saw that he was at a loss, she sneered and jumped down with her long sleeves.

As soon as he landed, a pinch of black powder appeared in his hand, stuffed it directly into the old man's mouth and shouted: "Eat it!"

The old man opened his mouth and ate the black powder obediently. Xun Zhenzi pinched his fingers and chanted the mantra. The old man covered his stomach and shouted: "It hurts, oh, it hurts so much! Master, stop chanting, stop chanting the mantra!"

Xunmazi's face sank into the water and asked, "You have offended anyone, have you?"

The old man said confusedly: "In the lifetime of life, people will inevitably offend people intentionally or unintentionally, right? Taoist priest, what's wrong with my family?"

Xun Zhenzi looked at Yun Song.

Yun Songpao didn't notice his eyes, looking at his nose and looking at the chicken.

You have to pretend to be at will.

I will not accompany you.

Xunmako smiled and looked at the people ahead.

He stroked his beard and said, "Old sir, if I guessed well, your whole family has been slaughtered!"

The old man screamed in fear: "Ah? Has someone been put into the valley? What kind of valley? Is rice?"

Seeing the other party's terrified reaction, Xunmako was about to nod her head proudly.

As a result, the old man finished speaking, he became depressed.

Is it so unsavvy?

Wang Youde naturally knew the meaning of placing a worm, and he said, "Zhao Lao Nian, it's a worm! Your family has been placing a worm!"

Xun Zhenzi said solemnly: "Yes, someone has a Gu worm in your family. This Gu worm is called Mother and Child Gentle Gu!"

"And your family's life is great. Your enemy should want to use the mother-child concentric Gu, but the mother-child concentric Gu is difficult to hatch because it is too powerful, and it often hatchs into a less powerful mother-child concentric Gu."

"The mother and child are intestinal Gu, but you can't kill me. If it is the mother and child are in the same heart Gu, your whole family will now have three feet high in the grave grass!"

Listening to his explanation, Yun Song nodded in a conscious way.

I see.

As a result, Xunmako kept peeping at him with her side lights. When she saw him nodding, she immediately said, "Young brother knows what's going on?"

Yun Song nodded just now, a habit that he developed in class for many years at school. When the teacher revealed an answer, he nodded thoughtfully.

But this doesn't mean he understands what's going on.

Another person also cooperated with Xunmako, but unexpectedly Xunmako just wanted to watch him jokes and seize the opportunity to embarrass him.

Fortunately, Yun Song's head was spinning fast, and the name of the insect that Xun Zhenzi said had been revealed, and with Zhao Lao Nian's words, he could analyze more.

He said: "The mother and child of the mother and child are the same as everyone understands, and the focus is on the 'monocephala'."

"This kind of insect can be perceived in the same place, so some people are hungry, others are hungry, some are heartbroken, others are heartbroken, and others are heartbroken."

Xun Zhenzi smiled and said, "Fusheng Supreme Heavenly Lord, junior brother, don't pretend to understand. The lyrics mean inner pain and anxiety, but not to say that the intestines are turning back and forth!"

Yun Song said coldly: "Xiaodao didn't say that the heart is like turning around. Xiaodao talks about the feeling of going to the cottage."

"When you want to go to the cottage but can't go to it, don't you feel pain and anxiety? If you do, wouldn't it be a heartbreaking thing?"

Applause rang out in time.

Wang Youde applauded, and the townspeople also applauded.

Xunmako shook her sleeves disdainfully and said, "Good mouth and smooth tongue!"

The old man Zhao Lao Nian was very touched by Yun Song's words. He nodded vigorously and said, "This Taoist priest is right. Every time someone in my family wants to shit, others also want to pull it."

"But there are eleven people in my family! How can we come here in a turn? So what we hold up every day is what the Taoist priest said just now?"

"Nine-turn large intestine!" said the big stupid elephant.

Zhao Lao Nian nodded vigorously: "Yes, the nine-turn large intestine!"

"It's a heart-warming twist!" Gou Wenwu laughed, "You really don't have education!"

Zhao Lao Nian said with a bitter face: "Whether it is Nine Turns or Hundred Turns, it's too painful anyway. Taoist priest, what should we do?"

Xun Zhenzi was afraid that Yun Song really knew what to do and then showed up, so she rushed to say, "Two ways."

"First, the mother-child and intestinal Gu belongs to the mother-child Gu. This kind of insect has a characteristic. The child worm follows the mother-child worms when they die. If the mother-child worm dies, the child worm will die no matter how many times it is."

"So you can expect the mother worm to die first, and then your whole family will be free."

Zhao Lao Nian asked expectantly: "How could the mother insect die?"

Xun Mako slowly said: "When a person dies, the worm will die."

Zhao Lao Nian was confused: "But how do you think about whose intestines the mother insect is in? It would be fine if it was in the intestines of me, the old man who was about to fall into the soil, but what if it was in the intestines of my little grandson?"

Xunmako originally wanted to ask, "Have you heard of the white-haired man sending the black-haired man?", but he felt that he would easily get beaten if he asked this question.

So he changed his words and said, "So there is a second way."

"Look for someone to force out the worm, such as my junior brother or I."

Zhao Laoniang looked at Yun Song.

Yun Song knew that he couldn't do it, so he said calmly: "Brother Dao, if you can force out the worm, please take action. This can relieve the suffering of the people is a good thing."

Xunmako looked at him coldly and said, "Can't you do it?"

Yunsong spread his hands and said, "If you can do it, do it, go and try it."

Seeing that he finally won, Xunmazi smiled and said, "Junior brother, you have insufficient cultivation after all. It depends on my methods to retreat!"

He took steps and turned around Zhao Laoniang.

The steps are sometimes light and sometimes heavy, with a unique sense of rhythm.

At the same time, he pinched the magic tricks with both hands, and from time to time he popped up a little black powder.

The sun was already scorching in midsummer morning, and as the black powder drifted, the clouds began to feel even hotter.

The black powder entered Zhao Lao Nian's seven orifices, and Xun Zhenzi's magic tricks changed repeatedly, and the old man's face changed from ordinary to red.

Xunmako's skin color is also changing, turning into a light yellow color. His hands are changing, and the skin on his hands is faintly filled with brilliance.

Seeing this Yunsong was shocked.

As a caught fish in nine years of compulsory education, he has a brain. After seeing the ghost-fixing talisman left by a cheap master, he wanted to practice.

However, he did not have secrets of martial arts or guidance from noble people. He brought many Taoist scriptures from Taoist temples, but they were all real Taoist scriptures and Taoist scriptures...

So the way he wants to solve the problem is to become a stronger ghost himself!

As the old saying goes, the best way to deal with fear is to become greater fear!

Today, Xunmako's appearance gave him hope. The path of cultivation in this world should not be very difficult to find.

He may be able to embark on the path of cultivation by searching for Zhenzi, so that he can have one more way to deal with ghosts in the future and have two ways to deal with them.

As the saying goes, you must grasp both hands, one hand is soft and the other is hard, so that you can take both soft and hard!

He was pondering, and then he felt more and more hot.

Xunmako seemed to have turned into a small stove.

Seeing this, he took out a white towel and wiped it up with sweat: This pussy is not simple.

Zhao Laonian was sweating even more.

He didn't bother to wipe the sweat, and squatted on the ground with his stomach in his arms and began to moan.

The moan turned into a scream.

Screams turned into wail.

He lifted his clothes and the people were so scared that they retreated one after another - his skin was bulging like a worm buried.

The bugs wandered in his lower abdomen.

This should be the same intestinal gu for mother and child!

Xun Zhenzi suddenly exhaled a hot breath. Their breath was golden and transparent in color. After being sprayed out, it turned out to be a dragon shape!
To be continued...
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