The Servant Ghost has poor cultivation and poor ability, so he can only disgust and scare people.

According to the "Tianmu Weird Talk", the greatest ability of this kind of ghost is to change into a septic tank and pull people into a septic tank and drown them.

This trick is actually quite ruthless.

The main reason is that people die in the septic tank is quite miserable.

It is important to know that before being drowned, people will subconsciously open their mouths to swallow. Those who drowned in water often have a round belly, and those who drowned in the septic tank...

There was a king who died like this in the Spring and Autumn Period. His name was Duke Jing of Jin. He was also a wise monarch during his lifetime. He once defeated Qi and achieved hegemony in Zhao. But no one would talk about his achievements when he mentioned him, but he would only say one thing: he drowned when he fell into a dung tank.

So Yun Song didn't give it this opportunity. After he turned into a scoundrel, he condensed a big knife and started slashing.

This is the decapitated knife of the headless ghost.

Generally speaking, the headless ghost will condense the head if it is cut off by a knife during his lifetime.

This is an obsession.

The madman transformed by Yun Song should have been beheaded by the executioner's beheading knife. He also condensed this kind of knife, a thick-backed machete!

He swung his sword with both hands and slashed at the slap ghost.

Take out all the strength!

The swear ghost was caught off guard by the slash, and was so scared that he wailed and retreated, screaming: "Don't kill me! Don't kill me! Bless my life! Don't kill me, don't mess with my master!"

"If you kill me, my master will..."

The voice became weaker and weaker. When the word "master" was spoken, the ghost could no longer make a sound.

It was cut off and disappeared.

Yun Song was sure that the ghost was cut to death, and then he turned back to his human body.

He went to the next door to kick the door and spit in, and he looked pretty awesome. He turned out to be just a chubby chicken.

Before I could exert force, you fell down!

This time he lost money and used his yang energy to become a ghost, but he ended up getting nothing!

Just when he was depressed, there was another rustling sound outside. He thought it was a ghost again, so he picked up the peach wood sword and rushed out.

The fat slut is gasping heavily.

It saw Yun Song throw a sad and aggrieved look: Why did you throw me away again just now?

Yun Song gave it a thoughtful look.

He remembered a story.

It was said that one day the bear did not bring paper when going to the toilet, and met a rabbit next to him who was also using the toilet.

The bear asked the rabbit, "Did you bring the paper?" The rabbit said, "I didn't bring it!"

The bear said, "Then aren't you afraid of shit on your body?" The rabbit said, "Not afraid!"

Hearing this, the bear began to wipe his butt with the rabbit.

Recalling this story, Yun Song squatted down and asked Fatty: "Did you bring the paper?"

The fat man shrank.

Yunsong let it go.

It’s not that he cares about it or that he is kind, mainly because he is a beautiful boy and a slut. This thing has short and hard brims on its body!

Fortunately, there are poplar trees next to the toilet of Gou's house, so he is very grateful to the poplar trees.

Yun Song took the fat man out from behind, and Wang Youde and Gou Wenwu were looking for him.

He pointed to the toilet and asked, "Fusheng Supreme Heavenly Lord, Master Gou, what's going on in your toilet?"

Gou Wenwu said directly, "My toilet is haunted."

Yun Song said unhappily: "When the path comes to your house to use the toilet, don't you warn me?"

"Xiaodao is not afraid of ghosts, and is willing to expel ghosts and demons and protect the Tao, but at least you tell the truth to Xiaodao."

Gou Wenwu said helplessly: "Master, it's not that I'm hiding anything, it's that you were anxious to leave at that time. I didn't have time to tell you about the situation in this toilet."

"But fortunately the Taoist priest is fine, and now it's time to say it..."

"No need." Yun Song waved his hand, "It's just a wild ghost. The path has already saved it. There will be no trouble in this toilet in the future."

Gou Wenwu was surprised: "Really, really?"

Yun Song nodded: "Fusheng Supreme Heavenly Lord, Taoist disciples never pose diarrhea, let alone lie!"

Gou Wenwu hurriedly bowed: "Oh, thank you, Taoist priest for taking action. This ghost has ruined my family! I originally found a Taoist priest to solve this problem, but the Taoist priest asked for too high a price, so I didn't let him do it - Oh, Taoist priest is really raining in time!"

Wang Youde proudly raised his head: "Tell the real person, don't call the Taoist priest, of course, it's timely rain!"

"Wait," Yun Song interrupted his flattery, "Mr. Gou, have you found a Taoist priest to solve this matter. Did you look for Mr. Shenji?"

Suddenly hearing the four words "Mr. Shenji", Gou Wenwu's eyes trembled a few times.

He then quickly denied: "No, he is a Taoist priest, Mr. Shenji is not a Taoist priest."

He then changed the topic: "Let's go, real person, you will catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits for my family, then I'll invite you to the show."

Yun Song remained silent and just stared at him.

Mr. Shenji must have something to do with Gou Wenwu!

The trace of this person appeared again!

But Gou Wenwu didn't look at him and kept shouting to go to the show, while Wang Youde followed suit and wanted to watch the show.

Because Gou Wenwu said that there were several female actors in the opera troupe, Pan Zhengzhang...

Yunsong was not interested in watching operas.

He had become a crazy man and was busy with work at the Wai Ghost. It was a bit vain and wanted to go back and rest.

So he said to Gou Wenwu: "Thank you Mr. Gou for your kindness, but Xiaodao's belly is so terrible that he won't go to the show."

Gou Wenwu said politely: "The real person has removed the ghosts that have been causing trouble for my family. I have to express my gratitude. If you don't go to the show, I can't express this gratitude!"

Yun Song said, "Mr. Gou, you are polite."

He glanced at Wang Youde.

People like Wang Youde are the most eye-catching. He immediately said, "There are many ways to express gratitude, and you don't have to ask a real person to watch the show."

"In this way, you see that the real person is exhausted. Do you have any tonics in your family? Give the real person a supplement."

Yunsong was speechless.

This guy really understands his needs.

Gou Wenwu said to the butler readily: "Okay, go to the warehouse to take a look and find some rare medicinal materials for the real person."

The housekeeper smiled bitterly and said, "Master, you have been donating medicine to poor people in recent days, and the medicine warehouse is empty."

Gou Wenwu thought for a while and said, "That's it, then I'll prepare a few more pots for the real person to go back to the Shamao bar."

Yun Song bowed his head and bowed: "Thank you, Mr. Gou."

They parted ways here, Gou Wenwu and Wang Youde went to see the play and the girl, and Yun Song took the fat man home first.

After he walked out, a burst of rapid footsteps suddenly rang behind him, and then a low voice sounded: "Real person, wait, wait."

Yun Song stopped and saw Gou Wenwu appearing again with his eyes.

Gou Wenwu deliberately avoided Wang Youde and came to him. While there was no one around, he asked a strange question:

"Real person, why are you looking for Zhu Yunwen?"

Yun Song smiled and said, "Xiaodao wants to ask him about something."

"What's the matter?" Gou Wenwu looked at him with bright eyes.

Seeing that he had a strange attitude, Yun Song asked back, "What do you want to know?"

Gou Wenwu looked around again.

He said carefully: "Real person, you are looking for Zhu Yunwen for the sake of the dragon vein, right?"

This is abrupt and inexplicable.

Yun Song frowned and said, "For the Dragon Vein? What does it mean?"

Gou Wenwu looked at his expression carefully, as if he was judging whether he was lying.

After looking for a while, he said, "It seems that the real person doesn't know about the dragon vein. Well, according to my classmate's dream, Zhu Yunwen came to our world along a strange passage, and that strange passage is a dragon vein!"

"Many people are looking for this dragon vein. You know, real people. Those who get the dragon vein will win the world! Those who get the dragon vein will live forever!"

He asked Yun Song again: "Real person, you really don't know about the dragon vein? If you know, then tell the truth. I am a rich man with no ambition to compete for the world. I am just curious and want to hear a mysterious mystery."

Yun Song said: "Menagers do not lie, and Xiaodao really doesn't know what dragon veins!"

If it weren't for seeing too many ghosts these days, he would even think that Gou Wenwu was drunk and lying.
To be continued...