177. Chang Qiao Old Village (the fifteenth moon and sixteen circles)(1/2)
Qiao Shouxin's words made Yun Song interested.
He handed Qiao Shouxin a cup of tea: "Tell me carefully."
Qiao Shouxin showed a very dog-licking smile: "Young Master Xie Jiu gives you tea. Since you want to hear it, I will tell you carefully. This is quite scary. Of course, with your courage, you are not afraid."
"Stop flattering, talk about it quickly." Hu Jinzi urged.
Qiao Shouxin took a sip of tea and coughed lightly, saying, "This matter is a long story. My uncle is Qiao Dongliang. He is the village chief and patriarch of our Changqiao Village..."
"You have said all this, let's talk about it short." Yun Song was also unhappy.
Qiao Shouxin blinked and said, "Okay, this long story is simple. My uncle's father is my grandfather. He is a long-lived person. He is already 84 years old this year. This time he celebrates his birthday at the age of 85."
"The old saying goes well, seventy-three eighty-four, the King of Hell won't ask himself to go."
"My grandfather has been very careful in the past year, afraid of accidents, and then he finally waited for his 85th birthday."
"Although we don't have the beginning or end of our birthday at the age of 85, we are particularly valued by the elderly in the countryside because we just bypassed the threshold of 84."
"The 85th birthday is also called Xilebiao. My uncle must handle it well, but on this day of Xilebiao, my grandfather died and died at the banquet!"
"How did you die?" Yun Song asked.
Qiao Shouxin said depressedly: "Oh, you don't believe it. He choked to death after eating a bite of beef with sauce!"
Yun Song said, "This is a bit strange."
Qiao Shouxin said: "Who said it was not? But what's even more strange is behind it! Our Changqiao Village is a big village, with hundreds of families and thousands of people, so people celebrate their birthdays almost every day!"
"Just the day after my grandfather died, a child in the village celebrated his birthday, and then he died too!"
"Why do you guess he died?"
"It's his birthday. He has prepared a lot of dishes at home. Before it started eating, the child ran between the kitchen and the dining table with chopsticks, tasted a bite of cold dishes on the dining table and then went to the kitchen to eat a bite of hot dishes!"
"In this way, after eating a bite of stewed tofu, he ran into the house with chopsticks in his arms. He reached the threshold and didn't take a step forward, and was tripped..."
"My grass!" Yun Song and others took a deep breath together, and even Su Zhongsheng, who was knowledgeable, subconsciously frowned.
This child died a bit miserable!
After hearing their words, Yu Ping'an was overjoyed and ran away while shouting: "I'm my grass, my grass!"
Tian Fang chased him and beat him again.
Qiao Shouxin nodded with a slight silence: "You should have guessed it, right, he was stabbed to death by chopsticks!"
"This is not over yet. Another person died the next day, and this person died even worse!"
"Isn't he going to celebrate his birthday? He was going to kill the pigs he raised and eat meat, and found neighbors and relatives to kill pigs."
"Don't you have to boil water to remove your hair when you kill a pig? He asked his wife to boil a pot of boiling water. Then he saw that the pigs at home were too fat and strong and difficult to deal with. It was difficult for relatives and friends to tie it up and lift it onto the slaughter chopping board, but the rope tied with the hind legs was loosened again."
"This man went up to help tie the rope tightly. After he got close, the pig suddenly kicked his legs on his lower abdomen, kicking him back several steps, but finally failed to stand firm and fell to the ground all of a sudden!"
"It's okay to fall to the ground on weekdays, but today his wife boiled a large pot of boiling water in the yard, and a large pot of boiling water was hung on a wooden rack..."
"He knocked over the wooden frame at once..." Hu Jinzi said in difficulty.
Qiao Shouxin nodded in frustration: "That big pot of boiling water was stolen on the spot! Alas, he died the worst!"
Yun Song said: "This is really evil. Three people died on their birthdays. There is definitely something wrong with this."
Qiao Shouxin said, "Yes, our village also realized this, so my uncle hurried to find a mage to deal with it."
"You can't even imagine what happened next..."
"Are you the fucking apologizing to Young Master Ninth, or are you keeping a book in hiding?" Hu Jinzi couldn't bear it anymore.
Qiao Shouxin waved his hand and slapped himself: "Look at my broken mouth. I'm used to be beating and always like to compete."
"So simply, my uncle carefully invited a mage, but this mage celebrated his birthday that day!"
"It's interesting now. The mage is dead! When he clicked a talisman to burn ghosts, he originally wanted to throw the talisman up and then spray a mouthful of flames to burn ghosts."
"Just after he threw out the lit talisman, he suddenly laughed for no reason. He took a mouthful of tincture in his mouth. This smile swallowed the tincture and choked again, and he coughed desperately."
"The talisman flew to him, igniting his mouth, nose, and even his throat!"
Hu Jinzi exclaimed: "Turn oil burns ghosts? You guys have found two knives!"
Qiao Shouxin sighed and said, "Who knows? Anyway, our village has become famous all of a sudden. Now we will invite people to catch ghosts. Either they dare not come or the lions ask for a high price..."
"I'll go and have a look." Yun Song said.
Qiao Shouxin was stunned by these words.
He stared at Yun Song blankly and suddenly slapped himself again.
Yun Song went up and patted his shoulder and said, "I admire the righteous man who has a sense of family and country the most. You have helped our compatriots in Qingkou, so I want to help you too."
He also made a bold statement:
"Those who carry firewood for everyone should not let them die of freezing in the wind and snow; those who pave the way for everyone should not let them suffer from thorns!"
Big Ben Elephant and Hu Jinzi applauded.
Su Zhongsheng smiled bitterly and said, "I'm afraid this is a bit arrogant when I use this to Qiao Shouxin?"
Qiao Shouxin didn't care about this. He knelt down on the spot, hugging Yun Song's legs and cried loudly:
"Young Master Jiu, you understand me, you understand me so much! Everyone in the world says that I, Qiao Shouxin, is a bastard who is full of conscience and forgets my ancestors. Today I finally got a fair evaluation from you!"
"Young Master Jiu, please allow me to write down your words. I will die in the future. This is my epitaph!"
Yun Song quickly pulled him up and said, "Okay, okay, you can write it down. This way, we can set off quickly without further ado."
Qingkou is already in chaos.
The army has been driven in, and military dogs, police and other people have also been brought in. It is difficult for him to stay, otherwise he may be involved in some trouble.
After all, there are mountain cannons and shells hidden in their homes!
So Qiao Shouxin came here well, so he could take the opportunity to transfer the guy away.
Besides, he hasn't done it seriously for a while. Debao Yinqian hasn't given him a reward for a long time, so he has to find a place to grind his gun.
You must not forget your job.
He left Da Benxiang and Hu Jinzi, and asked them to take good care of the Tai Sui Master in the basement.
This time he went to Changqiao Village, he only brought Abao, Linghu Xi and Sha Boss. This trip may be of great effect.
Changqiao Village is southwest of Shanghai Capital and belongs to the rural suburbs. It takes more than an hour to drive.
In addition, the reason for the era is that even Shanghai, the number one city in China, is now very poor in the suburbs, with pits everywhere.
There are often ox carts, donkey carts, horse carts, human power vans and even cars, which are difficult to leave.
They delayed on the road because they had a car crash.
When they drove to a narrow section of road, a car came towards them, and neither car avoided them, and the tires collided together
Nowadays, there are many cars in Shanghai, including fashionable new cars and old simple cars.
The simple car is like a carriage sitting on the front and rear axles. Their tires are outside the body and there is no wheel cover on it, which means that the four tires are barely exposed.
As a result, the car Yun Song was in hit the wheel of the car and directly exploded its wheels!
A well-dressed young man jumped out of the car, wearing a suit, tie and glasses. He got out of the car and reached out and held his glasses and first exposed a large gold watch on his wrist:
"It's so unlucky. Come down, you knocked my wheels down!"
Yun Song frowned and was about to speak, Qiao Shouxin quickly said, "Young Master Jiu, please spare his life. He is also a dog-eyed person who doesn't know that you are in this car."
Yun Song was angry on the spot when he said this.
Am I such an unreasonable, ruthless, moody person?
As a result, Su Zhongsheng saw that he showed anger but misunderstood the reason for his anger and said, "Young Master Nine, calm down. This little red guy just wants to extort two money. I'll teach him a lesson, you don't have to be angry."
He pushed the door and got out of the car, and the young man was angry and wanted to tear his clothes.
Su Zhongsheng grabbed the young man's arm and turned him down and bent his waist. Then he raised his foot and kicked the man away, took out his pistol and shot him at the other three tires.
All three tires were blown out.
The young man was stunned.
There were big men in his car. These big men had seen the young man kicked the ground by Su Zhongsheng and were about to come out, but Su Zhongsheng shot!
Now they were all honest.
Su Zhongsheng wiped the gun and said, "Let's make it clear. Next time I cheat people, I'll look at people who are good at it. If you don't know people, you have to know cars, right? Do you dare to provoke Ying's car?"
When the young man heard this, he hurriedly looked at the license plate carefully, and then his knees softened and knelt down.
Su Zhongsheng got into the car and left.
Yun Song knew what trick he was on the road later. It turned out that there were only a few cars these days. A car could be as expensive as 10,000 or 20,000 yuan. Even classic cars are not cheap.
New wheels are also not cheap. A brand new rubber wheel costs forty or fifty oceans, so someone uses old wheels to cheat people.
They went to the car repair shop to find scrap tires with severe wear and tear. These tires were very cheap. Then they drove carefully on the way, and after choosing the person they were cheated, they drove into the car.
To be continued...