136. This is another farewell now, where will we meet again (please ask for a monthly ticket)(1/3)
The boy walked very casually.
The deer is longevity but is as stupid as a wooden chicken.
He stared blankly at his son's disappearing back, his body began to tremble, his hands began to tremble, and then his coffee cup fell off his hands and fell to pieces.
Yun Song comforted him and said, "Young Master Ling may be scaring you."
As a result, the boy's head suddenly popped out of the window, and he sneered: "Do you scare my dad? You'll know until night."
"Dad, you and my mother are going to be together forever now. She will come to you tonight. You guys are going to be together well."
Lu Changshou is crazy.
He shouted, "Guards and Guards! Capture this rebellious son for me, this unfilial son..."
Gongsun Wufeng was suddenly a little anxious.
He hurriedly stopped Lu Changshou and whispered: "Butler Changshou, once the guards come and find out what Mr. Ling has done and report it to the general, then you will be the last one!"
This sentence holds the deer Changshou.
He sat on the stool with a bleak face and burst into tears: "This unfilial son! This unfair son! I am really a sin, what sin did I do!"
Yun Song comforted him and said, "It's okay, who knows what he will eat in his life? For example, when you go out to a restaurant outside, he brings a plate of braised rabbit meat. Can you know if it's a thin rabbit or a fat mouse? Right?"
Lu Changshou looked at him in confusion: Who are you? What are you saying?
Gongsun Wufeng introduced Yun Song.
When Lu Changshou learned that Yun Song had excellent Taoism and had a high level of cultivation, he asked excitedly: "Master, you heard my unfilial son's words. He said that my dead prodigal wife would turn into a ghost to come to me tonight. Please help me."
Gongsun Wufeng took the opportunity and said, "Don't worry, let the Taoist priest stay by your side tonight. Whether it is your wife or any ghost, the Taoist priest can deal with it."
Yun Song nodded calmly.
He was really lucky, so he avoided the reason for staying in the Marshal's Mansion.
Lu Changshou immediately agreed.
To thank Yun Song, Lu Changshou prepared a banquet for him tonight.
Very rich, with chicken, duck, fish and meat.
Unfortunately, there is no tiger whip.
Half a day after the moon, Yunsong is not in a hurry to act.
He waited outside Lu Changshou's room first.
Lu Changshou fell asleep in a daze. At about ten o'clock, Yunsong felt a chill spread to his body...
He knew the ghost was coming.
During the day he knew that Lu Changshou's son had not fooled him because there was something wrong with the bottle of coffee.
The ghost came without any surprise and he looked in through the window.
Lu Changshou sat up at some point.
He sat in front of the table inside the room to comb his hair.
Just as Gongsun Wufeng said.
Lu Changshou is a man who admires foreign countries and likes Western things.
He found a set of Romanesque furniture from somewhere, and there was a dressing table inside. He was sitting in front of the dressing table to comb his hair.
He gently combed his hair with a cow horn.
His eyes were staring at the mirror.
The posture is quite enchanting.
Yun Song walked in with a century-old peach wood crutch, and he looked quietly from behind.
In the mirror is a woman's face!
The woman was also looking at her with her eyes open, so Yun Song looked into the mirror and looked at her.
The woman's face in the mirror suddenly changed her expression.
Lu Changshou suddenly turned around: "Who are you?"
The sound is neither yin nor yang, or the intersection of yin and yang is like a woman's voice mixed with a man's voice.
Yun Song said, "The Supreme Heavenly Lord of Blessings, is the female donor Lu Changshou's wife?"
Lu Changshou smiled coldly and said, "So he is a stinky Taoist priest? You stinky Taoist priest want to meddle in other people's business?"
Yun Song said seriously: "Xiaodao is indeed a Taoist priest, but not a stinky Taoist priest. The deer donor is wrong, the female donor is not right, neither a man nor a female donor, Xiaodao advises you, illness comes from the mouth and disaster comes from the mouth, you'd better respect the small path..."
"What if I don't?" Lu Changshou interrupted him, "What can you do to me? I am now one with this unfaithful thief. If you want to get rid of me, you have to kill him. If you have the abduction, you will kill us. Come and let me see your ability!"
Speaking of this, he looked at the crutches in Yunsong's hand and laughed: "It turns out he is still a lame!"
Yun Song was so angry by her arrogant attitude: "I originally thought that Xiaodao was pitiful and wanted to save you well, but now you took the initiative to insult Xiaodao. This is no wonder Xiaodao's harsh hands destroy the nepentagrass!"
Lu Changshou simply stood up, tore off his clothes and said arrogantly: "Come on, kill me. If you have sex, come and kill me! If you can't do it, you will not grow. You are a grandson. You are my grandson, or a fake grandson without cows!"
"Why did your father and mother give birth to you such a thing that is not grown? You come and kill me, do you dare not grow it? You don't dare to let your parents come, oh, you don't have parents, right? You are a wild..."
"My grass, go and die!" Yun Song was so angry.
To be honest, he was originally standing on the side of Lu Changshou's wife. He felt that although Lu Changshou's chicken was cut off by his wife, he was wrong.
Men who cheat during pregnancy are all scumbags, and the punishment for being cut off the chicken is a bit severe, but it is not incomprehensible.
So he planned to use the "Taishang Cave Xuanling Bao Tianzun's Sutra to Save the Suffering Suffering" to save this miserable woman, and then find a way to deal with Lu Changshou and teach him a lesson.
As a result, this female ghost made a fucking trick and successfully angered him!
The female ghost was not afraid of him. He tore open Lu Changshou's clothes and exposed her fat and white big breasts: "Come and kill me, you, who has no father or mother, are you, come and kill me!"
Yunsong turns into Wuji's hair slag.
The female ghost suddenly became stunned.
Things don't seem to be right!
Yun Song pulled out the soul-locking shackle from behind and smashed it up.
The female ghost was not capable, and was knocked back from Lu Changshou's body by his shackles and fell directly to the ground.
Lu Changshou's eyes rolled and his eyes fell unconscious on the ground.
Yun Song turned back to the human body and took the peach wood crutch and went to the female ghost. He asked, "Why don't you continue to shout?"
Lu was confused.
It looked at Yun Song and then at Lu Changshou, then at his body, and his expression gradually distorted:
"Impossible! This is impossible!"
"How could this happen? How could you do this?"
"Why, no, how did you do it? Aren't you unable to do it? Didn't the Venerable say that I entered my unfaithful thief's body, and it would be useless even if the Grand Master came?"
Yun Song said, "It's useless to come, but I'm useful!"
There is no need to talk nonsense.
He swung his peach wood stick and started fighting!
Lu was finally scared, she curled up and shouted, "Master, stop and listen to me, I was just joking with you..."
joke?
Yun Song also joked with it, swung a few crutches on it, and the female ghost turned into scattered yin energy and entered the Debao silver coins.
Debao silver money will be rewarded immediately.
It's like opening a blind box.
This time I gave him two rewards, one was Yin money and the other was silver money.
He first went to see Yin money, which is the most valuable.
This time, the Yin money is called "root removal and scissors". This is a pair of scissors dripping with blood. You can tell its function by looking at the name.
This thing can kill men.
But Yun Song had no interest.
Let's take the chicken's neck down, the dynasty in this world has long died and there is no need for eunuchs.
He looked at the silver coins again.
It was very interesting. This money provided him with something unprecedented, called "Wuchang Venerable Master".
In the past, he had obtained some things that could be used in life, but this time the money provided him with an identity.
After using this money, he would get some clothing and supplies. He became a lay Buddhist who believed in the Venerable Wuchang and should be a believer of an evil god.
Lu also mentioned the word "Venice" before, and the Venerable in its mouth was obviously Venerable Wuchang.
To be continued...