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【184】Three fish kill two cats

Jiang Lingxi didn't know where she saw the "ecological bottle". Although Lin Tang felt it was meaningless, she was also happy to see her taking photos and watching them.

At most, he just bears three "fish lives", and it's not a big deal, so he doesn't care.

Besides, he is basically at the base every day. Even if he has to go to different cities to play games in the future, there are aunts who can help take care of it. Moreover, the store said that the vitality of this kind of fish is very tenacious and should not be kept to death.

This makes no doubt very reasonable.

But it turns out that the saying that plans can never keep up with changes makes sense.

Perhaps because of Jiang Lingxi's words "I was afraid of raising them to death and dreaming of coming to me at night", or because she laughed, that night, he actually dreamed of these three fish.

He could not remember the specific scenes clearly. He only remembered that three fish swam in the ecological bottle, and then inexplicably appeared in the floating white clouds. His body was huge, like a goldfish that was about to cross the dragon gate in mythology. They were all golden and shining with the sunlight, and it seemed to have some unpredictable power.

He didn't know where he was, but he knew that Jiang Lingxi was beside him, with a look of surprise and a look of surprise, widened his eyes, and looked a little proud, showing off to him: "Is it worth it?"

"Um……"

He was shocked and a little stunned and replied in a daze.

Jiang Lingxi next to him seemed to know more and was popularizing his knowledge: "This is the legendary golden dragon carp. Have you seen Journey to the West? The dragon king inside turned into this golden carp and was caught by the fisherman. Tang Monk's father released it. Later, Tang Monk's father was beaten to death. The dragon king repayed his kindness and saved him..."

Lin Tang nodded in surprise and said, "It seems that the legends are not all fake!"

"Of course!"

Jiang Lingxi's expression became more and more proud, "We have three now, one of you, one of me, and one of them for our future children..."

Lin Tang nodded and asked again: "Then where should we keep the three of them?"

"It's still kept in the bottle. They won't become so big. When will they want to breathe, they will fly out and play in the sky..."

She seemed to suddenly think of something, smiled, turned her head, and looked at him with bright eyes, "Can we let them carry us to heaven?"

"good."

Of course Lin Tang would not object, he hadn't even reached the sky yet.

I don’t know how the fish flew. As soon as I suddenly rode a golden carp with each of hers, swimming between the clouds.

Clouds floating around you are high in the sky, and the crisp and pleasant laughter in your ears are refreshing, happy and unreal, and it makes people suspect that it is a dream.

Suddenly, he felt something in the sky. When he looked up, he recognized the space station that seemed to be launched some time ago. There were three astronauts who had seen on the Internet. He saw the scene of him and Jiang Lingxi riding golden carp in the sky through the glass, showing a shocked and suspicious expression.

"Wow……"

Jiang Lingxi spoke in surprise, waved to the three astronauts vigorously, and then pointed to the space station excitedly and shouted at him, as if he was afraid that he would not know, "Tianhe! This is the Tianhe..."

"I know……"

Lin Tang responded subconsciously, suddenly felt the world change, his body shook, and he felt his mouth moving, and then opened his eyes.

The room was pitch black, and there was a faint light that could not be completely blocked by the gaps in the curtains.

"Dream!"

Lin Tang breathed, closed his eyes again, feeling a little funny, thinking that he could tell Jiang Lingxi this dream tomorrow.

Then he felt a heavy feeling in his lower abdomen. He probably drank water before going to bed. He couldn't get up on nights on weekdays, but it didn't have any effect.

He turned on the light, then got up and went to the toilet. When he came out, he passed by the training room and suddenly felt something was wrong there. At the same time, he inexplicably thought of the dream he had just now.

After hesitating for a moment, he pushed open the door of the training room and held up his cell phone to take a look at the three fish.

Then after walking two steps, I felt something was wrong. I turned on the light and saw that the ground was filled with water, and there were stones and shells mixed in it.

Because it was a wooden floor, the glass bottle did not break, but was poured down next to his computer desk, and the water traces spread out from it as the center.

Yumi squatted outside the edge of the water mark, lowering her head and eating something. She seemed to feel the light and looked up at him.

"Yumi!"

Lin Tang said "Damn" and Yumi was so scared that she shivered and hid beside her. Her big round eyes blinked and looked at him innocently.

Lin Tang walked over and wanted to lift it up. Then he found that there was a Timo behind Jiang Lingxi's chair next to him. He was licking his lips with satisfaction and leisure, and then he also raised his head, blinked his big round eyes, and looked at him with an innocent look.

“…”

Lin Tang held his breath in his chest.

It was clear that these two little guys were just watching the bottles smelling through the bottles, but Yumi tried to wave her claws, but it was like stroking a glass bottle, and she was still stroking it from the air.

Why do you even steal food?

Damn, even Mao’s acting skills are so good these days... they must have been ruined by Jiang Lingxi!

Lin Tang didn't even want to scold them, so he quickly picked up the bottle and looked at it. Then he found that "cat's claws were waving", and there was no fish that missed the net.

Now that I'm fine, I really have a wrongdoing and debtor... No wonder I dreamed that the three fish went to heaven. Isn't this just going to heaven? I just don't know if they can really see the Heaven and the Holy One...

He took a photo and kept a certificate first, so that Jiang Lingxi would not hold the pot on his head tomorrow, and then cleaned up the floor with a broom, dustpan, and mop.

The two cats were like cats that were fine, and they ran over and pulled them with their paws, just like they were having fun. Lin Tang did not have a good face to give them the two of them. They decisively taught them a lesson, then washed their hands again and went back to their room to sleep.

"Lintang!"

"Have you up!"

In a daze, Jiang Lingxi's angry and sharp voice penetrated her eardrums.

Lin Tang opened her eyes and saw her holding the glass bottle that escaped last night. She widened her eyes, like a child whose beloved thing was stolen. She asked fiercely: "Where is my fish? Where is my fish?"

Lin Tang had a rare night. After returning, he didn't fall asleep for a long time. Now he was so sleepy that he couldn't even open his eyes. He said concisely: "Ask the cat."

"What?"

Jiang Lingxi probably didn't hear it clearly, so she sat down beside the bed, pouted and hit him, "What's the hair? I'll ask you my fish?"

She shook the ecological bottle in front of him, "Look, my fish! No! No!"

"I know."

Lin Tang got rid of sleepiness and sighed a little amusedly, "I mean, let you ask Timo and Yumi."

She blinked, "What does it mean?"

Lin Tang didn't say anything, picked up his cell phone and showed her the photos he took yesterday. He chose the timing and angle. Both cats were next to the water mark, one licking his paws and the other licking his lips.

"Has they eaten?" Jiang Lingxi widened her eyes.

Lin Tang said cautiously: "I didn't see it with my own eyes. I went to the toilet in the middle of the night. When I passed by, the bottle was on the floor, the water was all over the floor, and Yumi was beside me. Timo hid under your chair, licking his lips... There was no fish that slipped through the net!"

"ah--"

Jiang Lingxi screamed, as if she was going to bite Timo and Yumi to avenge the three cute little fish, and turned around and walked out of the room.

"Timo!"

"Yumi!"

"Come here!"

Lin Tang was a little funny, but he was too sleepy, so he closed his eyes again.

He slept in a daze, then woke up with a sensation. The room was empty and the outside was quiet, as if Jiang Lingxi had just come here and it was also a dream.

"Xi?"

"Xi?"

Lin Tang shouted twice, got out of bed after putting on his clothes, walked out of the room, and then followed the faint sound to the training room.

Jiang Lingxi was sitting on her chair, with two cats pressed on her thighs. Youmi seemed to want to escape, but was caught, and Timo slept on her thighs and lower abdomen.

"Did you know you were wrong?"

"You have cat food to eat, why do you still eat them?"

"Although they are smaller than you, they are also living lives, right?"

"How can you do this?"

"Did you know you were wrong?"

"If you know, just scream and I will forgive you..."

Lin Tang twitched his mouth and looked at the time. It was almost an hour later. How long did this ideological education class last?

Jiang Lingxi looked up at him, then patted the two cats. Yumi couldn't wait to jump down as if she was released from prison. Timo looked up at her cutely.

Jiang Lingxi seemed to want to throw it down, but she couldn't bear to let it go. She hugged her and kissed her, and then placed it on the floor.

Timo arched her body and stretched, then shook her body, and slowly walked out of the training room on the floor covered with water marks yesterday.

Lin Tang was about to speak, but Jiang Lingxi gave him a blank look, then turned his head and acted like "I don't want to talk to you."

Lin Tang was about to tease her about teaching cats, but Jiang Lingxi seemed to have guessed it and turned her head to glar at him: "Don't talk to me."

Lintang: "???"

Jiang Lingxi glared at him: "You return my fish."

"It's not what I ate."

"I don't care. The fish was still there when I left yesterday, but it was gone today."

She clearly showed an unreasonable attitude, "You give me my fish."

Lin Tang was speechless, "Pick the persimmons to squeeze them, right?"

She raised her chin and agreed.

Lin Tang thought about it and felt something was wrong. Why was it easier to bully than a cat?

Is there any majesty of the head of the family?

But after thinking about it, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it. He curled his lips and said, "I'll buy you two more."

Jiang Lingxi's mouth curled slightly, and the dimples appeared, then quickly disappeared, pouted and said, "It's three."

"No, two are enough."

Lin Tang took out his cell phone, "Otherwise, they will not be able to separate them next time they eat, and they will fight again. Then you should say that I will kill two cats with three fish... The crime is too great to bear."
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