Chapter 497 Brat, are you playing too hard?
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"Kiss, just kiss, is it necessary to be so exaggerated?" Wang Yan looked at the two girls with guilt. They had already stopped attacking and were blushing with shame.
If they were given a hole in the ground, they might get in immediately and refuse to come out.
"Haha. You don't care. You can pat your butt and pretend that nothing has happened." Uncle Pao sighed, "It's a pity that these two good girls are covered with your yang energy and have been branded with your mark in your life. However, Xiaoyan, don't care too much. Since you don't want to be responsible, you don't want to be responsible. There are too many men in this world who don't admit their consciences, and not many more of you."
As soon as Uncle Pao said this, Gao Mingyue and the Saint of Light trembled, and his eyes stared at Wang Yan with sharp eyes. That way, it seemed like he was looking at a scumbag.
"Uncle Pao, you are too cunning. You're going to fool people with such seemingly reasonable but in fact they are just a mess." Wang Yan said with a lot of laughter, "Don't listen to his nonsense, let's talk about it after we finish the fight."
"Haha, I'm nonsense," Uncle Pao said with a smile, "Then I'll ask one thing. After asking, you will know if I'm nonsense."
Gao Mingyue and the Saint of Light trembled slightly, shy and annoyed, but their eyes were staring at Uncle Pao. It was obvious that they wanted to wait until they heard him before making a decision.
"After kissing, have you noticed that you have similar feeling to marrow cleaning and hair removal? Your strength has improved?" Uncle Cannon said leisurely.
"ah"
The two women's delicate bodies trembled and looked at each other.
Being hit by Uncle Cannon
"Oh, I believe that with your wisdom, you should have already understood that you have already had a yin and yang relationship. You have been practicing both hype." Uncle Pao punched him in a combo. "But Uncle Pao also understands that young people nowadays are very open-minded and have an appointment for a while. Hey, it's commonplace, and don't care at all."
Who cares nothing
Gao Mingyue and the Saint of Light had red faces, and they were both ashamed and annoyed. But they also understood that at that time, no wonder Wang Yan was so strict that they were obsessed with Wang Yan, and he also saved them at that time.
However, Wang Yan showed that he was afraid of them and tried his best to clearly distinguish the relationship, fearing that he would be entangled by them. It was really hateful.
The two of them dared not say that they were the best in the world, but at least they were extremely qualified and rare beauties. For a moment, both women were a little angry and depressed in their hearts.
Zhang Weidao, who was controlling the Yin and Yang in the air, was so shocked that he almost rolled down from the dark clouds. Comrade Lao Wang, you are so awesome,
It is very difficult for someone to kiss a girl's mouth, but you're better, just kiss two more times. That's not all, the girl who is kissed is staring at you, but you still have to push and stop and look in a dilemma.
Do you want this? Everyone is human, why is the difference so big? I, Zhang Weidao, still now I don’t even have a girlfriend.
Wang Yan shook his wings and stood in the air, and thought to himself that something was wrong. Uncle Pao’s lip gust was so real that he fought a lot, and he was led to the wrong way after a few words.
Let him continue to play. I am afraid that if you don’t do it well, all your efforts will be wasted.
So, Wang Yan suddenly laughed loudly: "Uncle Pao, I admit that you are very good at provoking discord. It just so happens that I will also explain the words to Mingyue Lulu at this time."
As he said that, Wang Yan's smile gradually faded, he looked at the two of them seriously and solemnly, and sighed and said, "Mingyue, Lulu. You are all good girls, beautiful and talented. Any man who can marry any of you is a blessing for eight lifetimes. I know that you are blaming me for being irresponsible in your heart, thinking that I am a scumbag who will not admit his conscience."
"Wang Yan." Gao Mingyue and the Saint of Light shouted softly, with a little complicated look in their eyes.
"Mingyue, Lulu. If I am really a scumbag, I can take you away without hesitation." Wang Yan said with a serious face, "Then take advantage of you. When I get tired of you one day, I will kick you away."
The two women "You" changed their faces and looked at Wang Yan in surprise. They had never been in a relationship, nor did they expect such a thing to happen. If it were what Wang Yan said, they would be really stepped into hell and would never turn over.
"You are too simple in terms of feelings." Wang Yan sighed, feeling a little depressed, and a hint of self-mockery flashed across the corner of his mouth, "I thought that as long as I love each other, I could last forever. I thought that everyone was as affectionate as you. I thought that a boyfriend and girlfriend would have to be together for the rest of my life. However, this was just a delusion and wishful thinking."
"Wang Yan~" Gao Mingyue and the Holy Maiden of Light have known Wang Yan for a long time. They have always thought that he is a sunny and cheerful man who can face anything with a smile.
But now when I saw him remembering the sad things and feeling depressed, they couldn't help feeling a little sad and felt guilty.
"Mingyue, Lulu" Wang Yan's face never looked serious, "You are all very good, very good, I admit that I have a good impression of you. It is precisely because of this that I don't want you to be hurt. If you don't mind, we can start with friends, get along more and interact more. Eliminate each other's impulse, settle each other's heart, and calm your heart and enlighten your heart. Only when you understand your nature can you see your true self."
Gao Mingyue and the Saint of Light looked at each other, and both saw a hint of gratitude and gratitude from each other's eyes. They were all wise women, but they were inevitably lost in the first experience of love.
Fortunately, I met Wang Yan. If I met a scumbag who just wanted to take advantage of him, I would be hurt and dying.
"Hey, Mingyue Lulu, don't be deceived by this kid with a clever tongue." Uncle Pao saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly continued to provoke, "If you miss this village, there will be no store. If you don't force him to express your opinion now, you will not have a chance to go back. Everyone knows that this brat is very popular with girls."
"Uncle Pao, if you are very popular with girls, you have to take advantage of your advantages and play with those girls who have a good impression of me?" Wang Yan held the warhammer in his hand, and a smile seemed to be on the corner of his mouth, "Mingyue, Lulu, and Beibei, Nini. Let me solemnly introduce to you what a real scumbag is."
As soon as Wang Yan said this, everyone stared at Uncle Pao, and he looked at Uncle Pao so weak that his whole body was covered in vain.
"Xiao Yan, don't put hats on your teacher." Uncle Pao said in his mind that it was not good, and the battle failed and began to gradually retreat.
"I'm putting my hat around, haha." Wang Yan's eyes signaled, Lei Hong and the Holy Son Wright understood, and rushed to speed up, blocking the back of Uncle Cannon.
Even though there is a yin and yang inverted immortal formation, the space has been locked, and it is not easy for a S-level powerful man to break it, but Wang Yan still doesn't want to make any mistakes.
"You can have a relationship with a woman at will and then throw her away for decades, and the woman has been alone and helpless for decades." Wang Yan said with a smile, "In order not to bring rumors to the child, even the mother and son dare not recognize each other. Uncle Pao, are you shy?"
The Holy Lady Lulu had a pretty face pale, and her eyes stared at Uncle Pao with anger.
"I" Uncle Pao felt weak and said with a wry smile, "Xiao Yan, you are right. This is indeed my fault. I haven't handled many things well."
"Everyone is optimistic, scumbags are like this. When they encounter something unexplainable, they will say, yes, these are my faults, and they look very guilty and helpless." Wang Yan said angrily, "Then if you blame him for beating him, he will pretend to be sad and make you feel distressed and sympathetic. If you don't handle it well, why should you take advantage of other girls?"
"Down with the scumbag." The little angel Beibei shouted with a bottle in her mouth and waved her pink fists.
After Wang Yan's comparison, Gao Mingyue and the Saint Lulu also repented and understood what is really good. Immediately, they all angrily looked at Uncle Pao. This bad man was obviously so bad that he had to provoke their relationship with Wang Yan, and wrongly accused Wang Yan of being a scumbag.
Especially the Saint Lulu, her pretty face was both ashamed and annoyed. She was so embarrassed to have such a father.
"This world is so terrible. Fortunately, I didn't meet such a scumbag." The monk Nini held the stick tightly, looking at Uncle Cannon's eyes as if she was looking at an extremely terrifying monster.
"Hmph, it's said that old men are bad. In my opinion, those bad men are getting older." Gao Mingyue's pretty eyes were filled with evil, rubbing the sword of Yaoyue, and said murderously, "Sisters, it's time to eliminate harm for the people. Let's teach this scumbag and old bad man a lesson together."
In an instant, the glory of Yan Zun had completely collapsed.
"Uncle Pao, the matter has developed to this point, and I can't save you." Wang Yan looked at the indignant look of a group of women of all sizes and big and small, sighed and said, "Uncle Pao, take care of yourself."
Everyone rushed forward, sucking his face one ultimate move after another.
"Hey, everyone listen to my explanation"
"Boom boom boom"
At the same time, a thunder thunder fell from the sky under dark clouds. It directly knocked the cannon to explode and flew out, making the lightning burnt outside and tender inside.
As the thunder fell, a cold and delicate voice came from the sky: "Cao Zhengluo, my mother's sky thunder was bombarded for Dai'er and Lulu. If you don't feel sorry for them, I feel sorry for you."
"Yao, Concubine Yao"
Uncle Pao's face was covered in charcoal black, blinking his eyes, and even the desire to die. It was so good that he argued with his apprentice about what a scumbag is. It was so good that he couldn't even wash it even if he jumped into the Yellow River.
"Boy, you're playing too hard." Uncle Pao's tears were almost falling, "Okay okay, I'll admit defeat, can't I admit defeat?"
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Chapter completed!