Can you still have some moral integrity? Can you still have some moral integrity?

This is the first time you have used Weibo to collect debts.

The Indian government has endless resentment.

"Prime Minister Medvedev, it's too much of a child's play for you to collect debts like this!" President Patil became angry, "We in India are not that easy to fool!"

"President Patil, when it comes to debt collection, there is no guarantee of success. Especially when collecting debt from a terrible country like China, the success rate is even lower. We cannot go to war with China for a mere US$1 billion!" Medvedev said

Answer, speak righteously.

"But you took our money! You take people's money and do things for them!" President Patil accused, "This is wrong of you!"

Facing the powerful Russia, India is obviously the one who is being offended and the one who is confident, but it must also consider its wording and not dare to offend Russia too much.

A weak country has no diplomacy! At this moment, President Patil realized it deeply. But our country, India, is not a weak country. When India rises in the future, the humiliation it has suffered will be repaid twice as much.

"Of course, we take people's money and do things for them. So, aren't we doing things? Hey, China @ me, okay, nothing happens, so I'll hang up. If there is progress, I'll call you again!" After that,

Medvedev hung up the phone.

@? President Patil quickly logged into Weibo and found that it was indeed @.

China Weibo: @Russia, regarding this debt, it does not exist. India suffered a heavy nuclear attack. Our country deeply sympathizes, but sympathy does not mean guilt. Just because we sympathize with India's experience, we cannot blame all its sins.

To our country. As for your country being responsible for debt collection, we understand and support it. But please find the correct debtor. And don’t be maliciously deceived by some countries!

Under this Weibo, Russia replied.

Russia: @China, I am only responsible for collecting debts, not everything else. You give, or don’t pay, my responsibility is there. If he cheats, or doesn’t cheat, the government is there. I can’t escape, I can’t leave.

The Russian side has just finished @, and the Chinese side has also replied.

China: @Russia, if life is just like the first time we met, why is the autumn wind so sad and painted on the fan? It is easy to change the heart of an old friend, but it is easy to change the heart of an old friend. The words of Lishan are half past midnight, and the tears and rain will not complain in the end. How can I be so lucky in the brocade clothes?

Lang, I wish you the same day with wings and branches. Hey

Boom! The entire Internet is in a frenzy. The official accounts of these two countries are so impressive and talented.

Russia used Tsangyang Gyatso's "You See or Not See Me" and imitated it to answer China, which means that I am only responsible for collecting debts and do not take care of the rest. As for whether you give or not, that is your question.

I only collect debts. Then, whether India cheats or not, it is there, it cheated me, and I can’t escape.

This Russian answer is quite gorgeous. It can be said that in the Internet literary world, it has captured the essence of Internet writing style. This writing makes people excited. Moreover, this is written by Tsangyang Gyatso, the sixth emperor of China.

poetry.

As for China's response, it is even more gorgeous and talented.

Russia is a euphemism for peaceful debt collection, and China borrows a line from Nalan Xingde's "Magnolia Order" to answer. What this means is that between countries, if only they were as good as when they first met.

Well, there won't be such a change, and China won't be disappointed. China is using this incident to respond to Russia's euphemistic and peaceful debt collection, and at the same time it is condemning India's immorality.

If life is just like the first time we met, why should the autumn wind draw a fan sadly?

Hey! This last sound of "hey" was so powerful. It made everyone see China's disappointment at India's groundless accusation.

These two bastards! President Patil's eyes turned black with anger. What are you doing? Showing affection to each other?

Is it appropriate to flirt? Is it appropriate for you to do this?

"Prime Minister Medvedev, I want to meet President Putin!" President Patil directly asked to meet President Putin. She and Medvedev could no longer talk. This guy is such a fool. She must ask to see President Putin. Just Putin.

The president's tough personality will definitely not be so formal or weak when he agrees to collect debts.

"The president of our country has already gone on a visit. And there is no need to alarm him about such a trivial matter. Of course, the president of our country has said that if it is a contract of 20 billion US dollars, he will personally deal with it!" Medvedev pushed out with a Tai Chi, and then threw

A bait.

It takes 20 billion U.S. dollars to meet President Putin! What do you think, do you want to meet him? For details, take 20 billion U.S. dollars!

Faced with this 'poison pill'-like bait, President Patil hung up the phone helplessly.

"President, it seems that Indians will not take the bait easily!" Medvedev said.

"Don't worry, she will take the bait. This money comes so easily, and they will spend it very happily! Moreover, we can agree to provide them with assistance in nuclear radiation protection. They will definitely agree. After all,

Only in this way will it be easier for those shameless officials to commit corruption." Putin said with disdain.

Putin hates corruption the most. Therefore, although Russia during Putin's term is not said to be clean and honest, it is much faster than during the former Soviet Union. Those corrupt officials, kleptocrats, and tycoons have all fled the country.

No one dares to stay in the country and wait for Putin's thunderous wrath.

"By the way, add more fire later!" Putin ordered.

Add fire?

Putin whispered something, and Medvedev's eyes lit up.

Subsequently, Russia @China again.

Russia: @China, the world is safe and sound, and I will live up to the Tathagata and live up to you.

This @, China quickly responded.

China: @Russia, Buddhism is a dual-harmony, so why should I fail the Tathagata?

All netizens were excited. At this moment, they were all fascinated by the Weibo interaction between these two countries. It was so exciting and so fun to watch. I also admired the talent and humor of these two countries.

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This poem is still written by Tsangyang Gyatso. This is his poem "Live up to the Tathagata and live up to your Majesty", which is also very famous. The meaning of this poem is about Tsangyang Gyatso, before he was elected to the Communist Party of China.

There was a beautiful and intelligent man in his hometown. They were together all day long, farming and grazing, and they were childhood sweethearts and loved each other deeply. After Tsangyang Gyatso entered the Potala Palace, he was tired of the monotonous and rigid life of the leader of the Yellow Sect in the palace, and always missed the folk.

Colorful customs, longing for his beautiful lover. He often went out at night in disguise, met with his lover, and pursued a romantic love life. One day it snowed heavily and when he got up early in the morning, Tiebang Lama found the footprints of someone going out on the snow, so he followed the footprints

After searching, the footprints finally entered the palace of Tsangyang Gyatso. Later, the Tiebang Lama used severe torture to deal with Tsangyang Gyatso's personal lama, and also sent people to execute his lover (there is also a saying that he just expelled the lover from Lhasa and exiled him to a distant place.

), took severe measures to close Tsangyang Gyatso.

This poem was written by Tsangyang Gyatso at this time. How to choose between your sweetheart and Buddhism.

Later, in order to isolate this love affair and allow the living Buddha to concentrate on Buddhism, Cangyang Gyatso left Lhasa under the escort of a vast group of monks and went to Tashilhunpo Monastery in Shigatse. According to the plan, he would be there for

The monks in the whole temple gave lectures, and then the fifth Panchen Lama Lobsang Yeshi conferred the bhikkhu ordination on him. This was a step-by-step ceremony, and no one thought that anything would go wrong. However, under everyone's most expectant eyes,

, Tsangyang Gyatso knew that his sweetheart had been executed, so he first refused to give lectures, and then even refused to be ordained.

This incident became a big deal.

What turned out to be a bigger incident was that the conflict between the fifth emperor, Sangye Gyatso, and the last khan of the Khoshot Khanate, Lhazang Khan, turned into a war. Lhazang Khan mobilized the Mongolian army to defeat the Tibetan army and killed Sang

He also sent a letter to the Qing government to report that the sixth emperor Tsangyang Gyatso, whom Sangjie Gyatso established, indulged in drinking and sex, ignored religious affairs, and was not a real emperor. Please

He was demoted. Emperor Kangxi then issued an edict: "Lazang Khan, because he deposed Sangjie and established the sixth emperor, sent him to the capital." When the Mongolian army escorted Cangyang Gyatso to the foot of Drepung Monastery, he was rescued by armed monks.

In the temple, the monk soldiers fought with the Mongolian army for three days and three nights. Finally, in order to avoid innocent harm, Tsangyang Gyatso walked out of Drepung Temple alone and gave up resistance. He wrote the famous last poem: The White Wilderness

Crane, please lend me your ability to fly.

After this, there will be more bloody drama.

Lhasang Khan established a new Emperor VI. As a result, the Junggar Khanate rose and defeated Lhasang Khan. Then, the Junggar Khanate was destroyed by the Emperor Kangxi himself.

Of course, these are extremely bloody plots. There are too many, too many stories in them.

However, the story of Tsangyang Gyatso has become a legend.

As for the song "Let me live up to the Tathagata, I will not let you down", it was originally extremely sad, but later generations thought it was too sad and beautiful, so they completed it. The completion was what the Chinese government said.

This original sentence is two sentences: I was worried that being sentimental would harm my holy life, and when I entered the mountains, I was afraid of being separated from the beautiful city. I have peace of mind in the world, and I will live up to the Tathagata and live up to you.

Later, it was supplemented as follows: Friendship, true etiquette, and a holy life. When entering the mountains, there is no need to leave Qingcheng. Buddhism is a dual-sustaining method. Why should I betray the Tathagata and why should I betray you?

It's a pity that the beautiful woman has passed away and our love is far apart.

But now, the word "two countries" is used here, and it has a different meaning. This means that Russia and China should not have disputes because of other countries, which will lead to conflicts between the two countries. We must be like brothers.

, take care of each other.

You said, how can India not be angry at this? This is simply a disguised show of affection. This is disgusting to India.

Of course, netizens were all excited. They were deeply impressed by the talent and humor of the two countries.
Chapter completed!