Chapter 567

"Oh my God..." Yuwen Zhiji almost vomited from the smoke, and quickly sat farther away, glancing at the underground kiln filled with supplies with a look of despair and nervousness.

Finally, his eyes fell on a corner. "There is no hut, brother, just make do with it, just stay there."

"???" Yu Wenhuaji glanced at the corner, then at his second brother, and at the three dead soldiers who had subconsciously started to cover their mouths and noses.

"Second brother, are you sure you are serious and not joking with me?"

"I'm not kidding you, I accidentally forgot at the time."

Yuwen Zhiji rubbed his face. It was so embarrassing. He was the wisest person in the Yuwen family and the smartest kid in the Yuwen family, but he made such a stupid mistake.

Of course, it can be forgiven. At least I am much smarter than this dull brother. If I occasionally have such ill-considered situations, I must be under the influence of my brother.

"But it doesn't matter. There are tools here. When you finish pulling, just shovel some soil to cover it, or let them dig a hole."

"..." Yu Wenhua walked to that corner a little shyly, and when he saw four grown men looking at him, his anus tightened instantly, and his whole body felt bad.

"Can you turn around?" Before he finished speaking, the four big men all turned their heads away. Who would be happy to see a middle-aged greasy man like you having sex?

Then, there was a desperate sound, followed by the smell of shit, which began to permeate the originally small underground kiln.

At this moment, even though Yuwen Zhiji, the smartest cub of the Yuwen family, had covered his mouth and nose, the disgusting smell still persisted and stubbornly entered his nose.

A wise man must make a mistake after all his considerations. Why on earth did I just make a mistake on this thing?

At this moment, the smelly air made Yuwen Zhiji feel so sad and angry that he wanted to shit, oh no, he wanted to die.

Yu Wenhuaji was sure that he had some diarrhea, continuous diarrhea, and constant farting.

Although he knew that this was not good, especially since the sound of farts kept echoing in this silent underground kiln, it made people feel disgusted and ashamed.

But what can I do? I don’t want to think about it. There must be something wrong with one of the dishes in yesterday’s imperial meal.

If I had known earlier, I should have killed the imperial chef in advance, well...

Yu Wenhuaji, who was still squatting, suddenly yawned loudly and muttered subconsciously. "What the hell, do you feel more and more sleepy when you poop?"

"???" Yuwen Zhiji almost went crazy with anger. "Brother, hurry up and stop talking nonsense. This smell is too damn stinky."

"Me too, ha..." Yu Wenhuaji opened his mouth and yawned again, then his legs weakened and he fell to the ground...

"!!!" The three mortified henchmen and Yuwen Zhiji were going crazy. Is this guy mentally retarded?

You can even fall asleep after pooping? Do you still have any sense of shame?!

Yuwen Zhiji couldn't help but angrily... yawned, and then leaned to the side. The three trusted dead soldiers who were waiting to shovel the soil together with shovels also fell down one after another.

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"Is it okay? How long will it take?"

"Is your dose of medicine enough? Do you want to sprinkle more?"

"Is the passage too long for them to be unaffected by the drug?"

Hearing a lot of messy questions behind him, even though Master Duan has always been calm, he really had the urge to cut this nonsense in half with a knife.

This Shen Guang has the same virtue as Changsun Wuji. He is so annoying.

"Can you shut up and bother me? If I put too much medicine, what will happen if there are only a few corpses left down there?"

Hearing Master Duan's calm yet disgusting words, Shen Guang honestly shut his mouth. However, when Master Duan ordered the excavation, Shen Guang jumped out with a hoe immediately.

Without much effort, the huge rockery stone was pushed aside, and as expected, a pothole was revealed.

Then, they began to dig vigorously around the pit. More than a hundred elite members of the Jingnan Army turned into more than a hundred agile woodchucks and dug into the soil frantically.

Master Duan and a group of disciples squatted by the pit, chewing sesame cakes together, making crunching sounds.

Qin Qiong felt tired, rubbed her empty belly, and finally asked Master Duan for a piece of cake, and squatted down to nibble on it.

After digging down for nearly two feet, the airway that was originally diagonally downward began to extend sideways.

At this time, Qin Qiong was naturally not stingy. With a wave of his hand, he did not need to dig a hole, but dug directly.

It doesn't matter even if the entire courtyard is dug down two feet, but in this way, the speed of digging will be slowed down a lot, but at least the people watching the excitement can see the digging process very clearly.

After digging a full four feet horizontally, the moment the sweaty, heavy-headed hoe dug in hard, a muffled sound like the knocking of wood and stone was heard.

"It should be the support that was dug inside..." Master Duan was indeed a well-informed and righteous Peter Pan, and he made a judgment immediately.

"Really or not? Let me take a look first..." Shen Guang was surprised, ignoring the dirt on the ground, lying on the ground and looking in along the vent.

"It's too dark. If anyone has a fire, please pass it over." Following General Shen's greeting, someone soon handed over the lit fire folder.

After Shen Guang took it, he carefully stretched the fire break along the entrance of the passage.

"???" Qin Qiong, who was standing above, saw that Shen Guang, half of his face on the ground, suddenly widened his eyes.

Then he grinned widely, as if he had seen something extraordinary.

"Shen Guang, what did you see?" Qin Qiong couldn't help but shouted when she saw Shen Guang didn't respond for a long time.

"I, the general, the general seems to have seen a butt..." Shen Guang rubbed his eyes in disbelief, not sure.

"..." In an instant, there was a very strong and strange aura in the air.

It seems that there is still some unspeakable stench starting to overflow.

"Who the hell is farting next to me?!" Shen Guang's face changed drastically, and he jumped up like a carp.

"No, definitely not the last general."

"Holy shit! What bastard pooped in his crotch? It smells so bad..."

"Who, who the hell took a shit, get out of here, don't come here to join in the fun..."

The crowd below felt as if they had been thrown into a weasel's henhouse and exploded in an instant.

Everyone covered their noses and ran away, leaving behind an empty construction site littered with hoes and dustpans.

Even Shen Guang directly threw down the fire seal and stepped back frequently. The smell of shit was really disgusting. Even if he, Shen, was brave enough to fight in the three armies, he would inevitably retreat when encountering this stench.
Chapter completed!