Chapter seven hundred and sixty-two is empty is a good nun
Chapter 762: Lekong is a good nun
After hearing Li Zhi's agreement, Wang Ping'an glanced at the former prince and thought to himself: "I wonder if you still remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake... No, it's wrong, it's Wu Meiniang in the Peony Garden! She is also the former concubine of the late emperor, and her relationship is quite different from you!"
At this time, Li Zhi happened to think of Wu Meiniang. He sighed softly, and no longer spoke, remembering his thoughts. He has no shortage of women in his life. He has as many as he wants, as beautiful as he wants. However, the only one who can be in love with him and speak together is Wu Meiniang. Other women have different appearances, but their personalities are the same, as if they are carved from the same mold.
If there was no Wu Meiniang, Li Zhi would not even know what happiness was, and he thought that all women in the world had the same personality. But with Wu Meiniang, in comparison, other women were in his heart... it should be said that other women had never entered his heart. With this comparison, the more they could not see Wu Meiniang, the more they missed him. Unfortunately, people could not be resurrected, and he had no choice. He could not commit suicide and went to the underworld to meet his lover!
Seeing that Li Zhi stopped talking and his face showed a sad expression, Wang Ping'an understood that he was thinking of Wu Meiniang in the Peony Garden! He said, "Emperor, if there was no other order, then I would leave. Now go to Ganye Temple. Everything is early or late."
Li Zhi said oh, looked up and said, "You are not going to Dongtai anymore? Aren't the new official going to set fire when he takes office?"
Wang Ping'an hurriedly said, "The new official took office as three fires. But I don't know much about the matter in Dongtai, and I can't find the fire lead if I want to set fires. So I want to observe and see if there are any old things that need to be broken. I can welcome the new one!"
Li Zhi nodded and said, "Uncle said the day before yesterday that he will help you deal with matters in Dongtai, and ask you to find him if you have any problems. Don't be polite. If you have any problems, please let your uncle do it. You can also end up being relaxed and spend more time with me!"
Wang Ping'an thought to himself: "No, Old Master Changsun stretched out his hands so long. In order to control the village, he actually came to the emperor to say hello first!"
Li Zhi is different from others. Others are afraid that there are fewer things. The more things, the better. The more things, the greater the power. But Li Zhi hates more things the most. Adhering to the principle that it is better to have less things than more things. The less things, the better. He has always believed that being busy all day long is a manifestation of hard life, and nothing is the only thing that is to eat, drink and have fun.
Wang Ping'an smiled and said, "If Lord Changsun is willing to guide me, then I will feel relieved and my heart will be put back in my stomach. To be honest, I have not had a good sleep after I learned that I was going to the provincial government to preside over the government affairs of the province, and I am afraid that it will delay the emperor's major affairs!"
Li Zhi whispered and muttered in a low voice: "What big thing can I do? I am not sick, aren't you going to Ganye Temple? Let's go now, go early and come back soon."
Wang Ping'an agreed and asked to leave the hall. He went to Dongtai first, called Ouyang Li, and asked him to prepare gifts, which were given to the emperor and rewarded to the nuns of Ganye Temple. He left the palace and took two Ouyang brothers and slowly walked towards Ganye Temple.
When he arrived at the big forest outside Ganye Temple, Ouyang Li and his people rushed to chase him. Ouyang Li jumped out of the carriage, came to Wang Ping'an, and said, "Master, I can't get so many nun robes for a while. My subordinates only bought some cloth and asked the nuns to do it themselves. Is this okay?"
Wang Ping'an yelled and said, "What's wrong? Have you bought all the others?"
Ouyang Li said: "Everything else is easy to say. As long as you have money, you will have as much as you want!" As he said that, he turned around and pointed to the big cart. He bought a whole cart for the nun of Ganye Temple. He spent hundreds of cents of money.
Wang Ping'an looked at Ganye Temple not far away and smiled and said, "Men are not allowed to enter in Ganye Temple, okay, this time, will these nuns let us big masters enter!"
The Ouyang brothers laughed together, and Ouyang Yi said: "These nuns are the most dissatisfied. They say we are stinky men. This time we go into the temple and let them smell it well. Are we stinky?"
Ouyang Li laughed and said, "They should be the ones who smelled bad. I guess they had diarrhea at this time, and they were so full of the pit!"
The group talked and laughed. When they arrived at the door of Ganye Temple, Ouyang Li stepped forward and knocked on the door. Wang Ping'an shouted under the steps: "Be good, open the door, open it quickly, let the men come in!"
The men burst into laughter and were waiting for the nuns to open the door. But after waiting for a while, Ouyang Li changed from knocking on the door to smashing the door, and someone spoke inside and asked, "Who is knocking on the door so hard? In the quiet place of Buddhism, I hope the donor will respect himself!"
With a creaking sound, a small crack opened in the door. A nun poked his head out and looked at the men and women. Seeing a group of officers outside, surrounded by a high-ranking official in a purple robe and a goldfish bag on his waist, she shivered in fear, wondering: "Which adult came to enter the incense? But why didn't hello in advance? And even if he went to the temple to enter the incense, they were all female members. Why did there be a group of men outside?"
The nun asked quickly, "Dare you ask the donor, what's the point of coming to the temple?"
Ouyang Li smiled and said, "It's very expensive, but it's not certain that you can do it. The man has no appetite for people like you!" He pushed the door open and was about to go in.
The nun was shocked. Why was the officer in front of him so slick? What was he doing? The nun pushed the door hard and refused to let Ouyang Li come in, shouting: "Hey, donor, what are you doing? This is a royal temple!"
Ouyang Li turned around and looked at Wang Ping'an and asked, "Master, this little nun didn't let us in in order to say a few more words to her subordinates. Did she touch the hearts of the mortal?"
Wang Ping'an and the Ouyang brothers all laughed. How could this joke make the little nun feel?
Wang Ping'an walked up the steps and said, "This little master, I am the new minister of the minister. According to the emperor's will, I will come to the temple to express my condolences. You can quickly call the master master to come and welcome us in. We...we are angels!"
The nun was stunned. She was queuing in the cottage. When she heard someone smashing the door, she ran back. Her stomach hurt enough. When she suddenly heard the emperor sending an angel, she immediately felt that her stomach hurt even more, and she tended to pull it into her pants at any time!
The nun said with a thick neck, "Angel donor, please wait. Pomni will go and call the master!" She thought about it and didn't dare to close the door again, but it didn't open it open. She covered the door with a faint look. She hunched her waist, covered her stomach, and ran to the backyard. But after only a few steps, she didn't dare to run away. She bent her waist lower and could only rub against the backyard step by step.
Ouyang Li looked inside through the crack of the door. Seeing the nun bent down and covered her stomach, she laughed loudly and kicked the door open. Wang Ping'an and the Ouyang brothers also looked inside. Everyone couldn't bear it and all laughed!
The nun was surprised that her stomach was uncomfortable yesterday, but it was not very serious. She just ran to the cottage four or five times. As a result, she suddenly became serious today and almost couldn't get out of the cottage. The senior sisters and sisters in the temple were all the same. I don't know how to do it, all of them ran into the cottage, which made her unable to squat for a while. The people queuing outside were urging them, and when she was queuing, she also urging others to urging them.
After finally getting outside the house of the host old nun, the nun shouted: "Master, the imperial envoy came outside. He came to our temple in accordance with the emperor's will!"
The host, Old Ni, was sitting on the toilet, and she was almost exhausted. She had never lifted her pants up for the whole morning. She had diarrhea and was angry. She didn't eat much this morning, so she drank a bowl of porridge and ate half a salted egg. Why did she get up until she got up? There was no such thing in her belly? What was going on?
When she heard the apprentice outside the door shouting, the host, Old Ni, was shocked, stood up from the toilet, but immediately sat down, and she said anxiously: "What? The imperial envoy has arrived? What's going on? Why didn't we tell us in advance? I didn't even make some preparations!"
The little nun outside said in pain: "Master, I dare not let the imperial envoys outside wait. He said he was the minister of the disciples, so wasn't he the prime minister? Master, my disciple is unfilial. I will lend it to the corner of your yard for a while and clean it up for you!"
After saying that, the nun rubbed into the corner and unbuttoned her pants. After a big sound, she let out a breath of happiness. When happiness comes, it is at that moment!
The host, Old Ni, could not care about her apprentice's yard as a cottage. She didn't care about herself anymore, but as soon as she stood up, she felt a strong sense of sedation. The desire to be convenient really came in an instant, very strong!
It was so anxious that the prime minister outside came with the emperor's will and was waiting to enter the temple because he was squatting on the toilet. If someone knew about this, she would not do it as the host. She had to be punished heavily. She might be thrown into a desolate place to practice. She probably wouldn't come back in her lifetime.
The host, Old Ni, shouted: "What are you doing in the corner... Oh, oh, don't be too slow, go and ask your senior sister to go out for entertainment..." Suddenly, I remembered that the eldest disciple was injured, the second disciple and a group of disciples who could host the reception were all injured. You can't just wrap your white cloth around your face, go and welcome the prime minister!
The nun in the corner shouted, "Master, everyone in the temple is having a stomachache, no one can go out to receive her!"
The host, Lao Ni, suddenly remembered that not everyone in the temple was having a stomachache. One person didn’t make a fuss because this person had never eaten anything, so he wouldn’t make a fuss!
She shouted, "Where is that I? She hasn't eaten yet... Oh, it's still not possible!" She would have diarrhea when she had eaten, but if she didn't eat, she wouldn't faint from hunger!
The nun in the corner knew that the situation was urgent now. She pulled a few leaves and simply handled the last matter. She raised her pants and said, "I saw it empty this morning and was still carrying water. Master, is she going to let her receive the Prime Minister?"
When the host, the old nun heard that Chou was fine, she was overjoyed. She had no time to think about anything, and shouted: "Hurry, call her, Master has something to tell her, go find her, go!"
Chapter completed!