Chapter 663 Wang Ping'an came to welcome him in person
Chapter 663 Wang Ping'an came to greet him in person
Li Zhi thought to himself: "In front of so many people, Li Ke will not poison me no matter what. My uncle told me to be careful of him and always said that he wanted to harm me, but I don't think so, it's my own brother, how could he poison me!"
As the prince, he showed a broad-minded side and thought of brotherhood! This made good people reward him. After he hesitated, he tried his best to think about Li Ke, but he was spared from a lot of trouble.
At the banquet, it would be unimaginable if he poisoned the prince. But because it was unimaginable, once something happened, even if others suspected that no matter how Changsun Wuji's faction had to repair Li Ke, there would be other ministers in the court speaking out, saying that this was impossible. No matter how stupid the King of Wu was, he would not harm the prince in public.
So even if the prince was poisoned to death, the King of Wu could not escape the relationship and would not have any worries about his life. Li Shimin might not believe that he was "stupid". On the other hand, Li Ke was not only not stupid, but also had the courage to do such things. He had the ability to kill the prince, and in the future he would have the ability to kill other princes, like Yang Guang, who would take the throne by means.
But Prince Li Zhi was too kind and didn't believe that Li Ke could harm him in front of everyone. Not only did he miss the trap, but he instead led the army!
Li Zhi held the wine glass and said, "Third brother, this kind of joke can't be played again in the future. If others listen to it, they would think there is a gap between our brothers. This is not good. Brother, I will drink this glass!" Before Li Ke could react, he raised his neck and dried the wine, and even lit the wine glass at Li Ke!
The officials looked at Li Ke together. The prince said everything he said. If you don’t drink, King Wu, it would be that you would ignore the rituals of the king and the ministers. If the prince drinks the wine, you will not drink it. Is it like a word?
Li Ke complained loudly in his heart, "No, right?" He was so stupid. He actually drank the wine and took the cup from my right hand carefully!"
He thought about it and expected it very accurately. Changsun Wuji had indeed warned Li Zhi countless times to be careful of him, and Li Zhi did do so. According to this idea, he thought of everything he could think of. But Li Zhi had to pretend to be kind and take into account his brotherly feelings. He really drank the wine he had to toast to the past, which was so stupid!
But if Li Zhi is so stupid, Li Ke will not be smarter. Instead, his intelligence is mistaken for being smart and he becomes stupid!
It is impossible not to drink this wine, and it is not easy to get sloppy. I cover it with my sleeve and secretly pour the wine into my sleeve. This kind of trick can be used when others don’t pay attention. But now, in full view of everyone, Li Zhi is sitting opposite him, and Shi Aiguo, who is beside Li Zhi, also stares at him with his eyes. When he plays with the trick, he will immediately break the trick, which will make people suspicious. Even if he doesn’t have anything to do, it will become something, let alone now it is really something!
Li Ke cried in his heart and thought, "Forget it, fortunately I have an antidote. After drinking this poisonous wine, take the antidote quickly!"
With a tough bullet, Li Ke smiled and said, "It's the third brother who has made a mistake. Prince. Don't be surprised." He raised his neck, drank all the wine in his hand, and lit up the wine glass at Li Zhi. Look, I drank nothing left!
After the two brothers finished drinking, even if they had any past grudges, they would be resolved temporarily. At least there would be no conflict in this meal. The officials were very happy, and they could have a meal to stop!
The swan meat and venison meat were roasted, and Li Zhi and the officials were like the Turks, grabbing the meat with their hands, cutting it with a knife, joking loudly, and eating it happily.
Everyone was very happy, only Li Ke was unhappy. Since he had drunk the poisonous wine, he felt that he was feeling uneasy all over. Although the medicine was not effective so quickly, he couldn't resist thinking that even if it was okay, he had to overreact and think about something!
After only a while, he only ate two sips of meat and never drank wine again, but his throat began to hurt, and his stomach was not feeling well, and he always wanted to vomit! The more he thought about vomiting, the more he wanted to vomit.
By chance, Li Zhi shouted to him at this time: "Three brother, come on, let's have another drink!" He raised the wine glass at him.
Li Ke could no longer bear it. He opened his mouth and vomited out. He couldn't stop vomiting. He couldn't stop saying anything. Not only did he spit out all the wine and meat he had just eaten, but he also spit out all the sour water!
Seeing this, Li Zhi was shocked and said, "Oh, Brother Third, have you eaten your stomach badly? This meat is not roasted?"
Li Ke was both uncomfortable and angry. This excuse was obviously what he had thought about just now and wanted to wait for Li Zhi to say when he was having an accident. As a result, Li Zhi had nothing to do, and he started vomiting, and Li Zhi said what he wanted to say first!
He thought to himself: "No, no, I have to take the antidote quickly. Those two Hu people said that it would be too late if they vomited blood and then took the antidote!" He trembledly, he changed the medicine bottle from his arms, opened the bottle stopper, poured half a bottle of medicine powder, grabbed the wine pot, and poured half a pot of wine. Only then did he feel better. He just took the medicine and it would be fine!
Li Zhiqi said: "Third brother, are you still carrying medicine with you?"
Li Ke took a few breaths and said, "I'm afraid that I will not adapt to the environment and will ruin my stomach, so I prepared some medicine on my body. I won't use it this time." As he said that, he picked up the medicine bottle and wanted to stuff it, but when he picked up the bottle, he almost fainted. In a panic, he actually took the wrong bottle. The half bottle of medicine he just swallowed was actually poison, not an antidote!
With a click, the medicine bottle fell to the ground, and Li Ke started vomiting again, spitting out the wine and medicine he had just taken!
Li Zhi was shocked when he looked at it and shouted, "Third Brother, what's wrong with you? You don't seem to have a stomachache!" As he said that, he was about to lean over to Li Ke and wanted to pat Li Ke on the back.
Shi Aiguo quickly grabbed him and whispered: "Crown Prince, don't go over. If others think you made him suffer a stomachache, that would be bad. Stay away from him!"
Li Zhi yelled loudly, looked back at Shi Aiguo, and thought to himself: "I made him suffer from a stomachache. How could this be possible? I haven't given him anything. And it was clearly the one he arrived first, but I was the one who came later!"
Because Shi Aiguo was anxious, he spoke a little louder. Others didn't hear it, but Li Ke heard it clearly and almost fainted in desperation! This was obviously the way he thought of to deal with it just now, but he didn't use it. Instead, Li Zhi and his eunuch used it!
He didn't dare to delay. Half a bottle of poison was going to kill him. He quickly took out another bottle in his arms, opened the bottle plug and poured it into his mouth. He was afraid that the antidote would not be taken, which would cause him to die, so he swallowed all the powder in the bottle in one breath!
Li Zhi was stunned and kept saying, "This, why did you get another bottle? Third brother, this is not the way to take medicine, it is three parts poisonous. Be careful that taking too much medicine will hurt your body!"
Shi Aiguo was also stupid. What's this? This is a juggling? Li Ke wanted to add some jokes to the dinner? He is the prince, so there is no need to do this!
The officials were all stunned. What is the King of Wu doing? Take medicine one bottle after another? What is this... What is the problem? The King of Wu's problem seems to be very big!
The guards and servants who were serving by the bonfire were all stunned, and they all forgot what they were doing. They were stunned, and the bonfire was burning, roasting the meat to burn!
After swallowing the medicine, Li Ke coughed twice, grabbed the wine pot, poured all the remaining wine into his stomach, and threw the wine pot. Seeing that the official next to him was holding a wine bag, he grabbed it and then poured it!
The official was smart and had come to his senses. He clapped his hands and shouted: "Prince, the sea...a large number!"
The officials quickly clapped their hands together, not understanding the reason, but they praised the King of Wu for a huge amount of alcohol. With such a way of drinking, it is estimated that the Turkic alcoholics may not be able to be better than the King of Wu for a thousand years!
Li Ke poured a bottle of wine, grabbed another bottle, and then poured it. He felt very uncomfortable in his stomach and wanted to drink water. There was no water here, so he had to drink wine!
Li Zhi could no longer bear it, so he reached out and grabbed the wine bag, shouting: "Three brother, what's wrong with you? Why are you so disobedient? But if you have troubles, you might as well say it. Once you say it, you will feel better!"
Li Ke thought to himself: "Am I worried? My grandma is so upset! I tried my best to find poison and drug you, but it turned out that I was filled with a lot of stuff. Do you think I was upset?"
The so-called antidote he took was actually a laxative, and the laxatives worked quite quickly. The laxatives bought by the older Hu people were not good medicines. The properties of the medicine were not mild, but were extremely strong. Taking too much will harm the body. Croton was added. It was cheap but not good. It strongly caused diarrhea. It did not consider whether the constipation body could bear it!
Li Ke's way of taking this is even more deadly. The laxatives and wine will take effect faster. In just a moment, he will feel stomach pain and it will be convenient for him.
He took the medicine bottle back into his arms, stood up, and said hoarsely: "Prince, everyone, you should eat whatever you want, don't worry about me, I want to go and make some more convenient..." Before he finished speaking, he covered his stomach, trotted away from the bonfire, and ran towards his camp!
Li Zhi and others looked at Li Ke's back, all of them were like wooden clay sculptures, and no one could speak. They really didn't understand what happened to Li Ke?
Li Ke trotted into the camp, but the sooner he was about to reach his tent, the more his stomach hurt. Not to mention trotting, he couldn't even walk. Seeing this, his guards were panicked and didn't know what to do, so they came up to help.
Li Ke was anxious and felt that he was about to pull it into his pants. He shouted, "Help me to the toilet, hurry up!"
The guards almost lifted him up and ran to the periphery of the camp. When they went out, they could not repair a toilet. There was a toilet in Li Ke's tent, but others just found a place to go against the lee, which was convenient.
Li Ke was carried to the leeward by the guards, and in fact, it was just after a bush. As soon as Li Ke landed on the ground, he immediately untied his pants and came out with a puff. Then he breathed a long sigh of relief. It was so comfortable. The most comfortable thing in the world is not that you have food to eat when you are hungry, but that you can be convenient if you want it. It is even more uncomfortable to hold it in your arms than to be hungry!
The guards quickly stayed away. Some ran back to get paper, while others scattered, and no idle people were allowed to approach. The King of Wu was so convenient that he would not allow others to watch!
But there were people watching in the bushes, and there were still three people watching!
As soon as Li Ke's stomach relaxed, his attention changed. He found that someone seemed to be looking at him. When he turned his head to look, he saw that there was really someone in the darkness, not one!
He asked, "Who is here?"
"Prince, yes, it's us!" As he stuttered, three people stood up in the bushes, two Hu people, one capable stranger. They were the three people who just went to do the experiment to verify whether the antidote was good or not!
Li Ke was stunned, and naturally covered his butt and asked, "You, what are you doing here?"
The young Hu man hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, you forgot that you asked us to test the medicine! The antidote has a very powerful drug. After taking the medicine, this guy has never gotten up since he took it and got up...ah, now he gets up..."
Without saying anything, the capable man squatted down again, cried and whispered: "Prince forgives the crime, the villain has to squat for a while!"
The young Hu man finally said the second half of the words, and he said, "Let's supervise here to see how effective the antidote is, so that you can tell the prince!"
Li Ke thought to himself: "No need to tell me, I already know!" But he became anxious again. This stupid, big, black and thick guy, just took a little antidote, and he pulled it to this point. He took so much, a whole bottle, so...
The moon is on the branches, the wind is light and the clouds are light, and the beautiful scenery in the wild makes people linger... Li Ke enjoys it all night!
When he set off the next day, Li Ke returned to his car. He could no longer ride a horse, and his legs were almost gone without any sense, not like his legs. But when he had something to do, Li Zhi refused to wait and got on the road early, while Li Ke's team had to keep up, and he could only sit in the car and felt uncomfortable.
Li Zhi sent someone to express his condolences and asked Li Ke what was wrong. He heard that it was convenient and he had not been asleep all night, but he wanted to let the doctor accompany him come and see it. If he had a stomachache, he had to take the medicine immediately!
Li Ke didn't dare to let the doctor come to see him. He always thought that he was "detoxifying" because he took poison and had strong antidotes. If the doctor saw it, what if the stuff is exposed? So he had to stand up and put the toilet in the car, which was convenient at any time!
He took the vomiting medicine, took the laxatives, and took it all overdose. He really couldn't stop taking it. Along the way, he almost broke his anger and killed himself!
At this time, it was close to Qingzhou. Wang Ping'an had already received the news and personally led the team to welcome Qingzhou out of Qingzhou and waited at the border.
At noon that day, Li Zhi's brigade arrived at the border of Qingzhou. Wang Ping'an got off the horse and shouted: "Your Highness, long time no see, I miss you to death!"
Li Zhi got out of the car and shouted, "Wujian, I miss you too! Don't talk about these things for now. Come and see the King of Wu quickly, he will be out of reach!"
Wang Ping'an was stunned and said, "No, what can't be done!"
Li Zhi jumped out of the car, pulled Wang Ping'an to Li Ke's car, opened the car door, and said, "Let's see, what's wrong with him?"
Wang Ping'an looked into the car and was startled. Why did Li Ke look like this?
Chapter completed!