Chapter 102 I can't get rid of it
When a sloppy old Taoist asked his surname in public, Yang was naturally very unhappy. She said angrily: "You Taoist priest, what are you talking nonsense! What does old man have no surname Yang, but old man has only surname Yang!"
Wang Ping'an looked at the old Taoist in surprise. He naturally knew the matter of his mother. However, Yang always claimed that he was the royal family of the former Sui Dynasty, but he could not find any evidence to prove that his father Wang Youcai also hated his mother for mentioning this matter. Could it be that this Taoist priest had seen descendants of the former Sui Dynasty royal family, and did not claim to have come from Chang'an?
The old Taoist always looked careless, as if he didn't care about anything and no one looked at him, but now the expression on his face no longer had any indifferent taste. His expression was extremely strange, with shock, sadness, and even a little bit of fear inside. Several expressions were mixed together, just like kneading dough, all rubbed on his face, which was indescribable strange!
The old Taoist stood motionlessly in the local area, as if someone had acupuncture point!
Yang said angrily: "Old Zamao, if you dare to see me like this again, believe it or not, I will ask someone to dig out your eyes!"
The old Taoist suddenly shivered, as if someone had untied the acupoints, and said, "You really have a surname Yang? Oh, it's a coincidence! Your personality is completely different from... and that person!"
Yang snorted, feeling like he was standing at the gate and talking to a sloppy old Taoist, a little shiny. She took out two copper coins casually, felt a little distressed, and put them back, threw one of them at the foot of the old Taoist, and said, "Get the money and leave quickly, don't be annoying at my doorstep!"
Wang Ping'an grinned. The old Taoist looked sloppy. In fact, he was rich. He had gold ingots in his arms. A copper coin would probably not have caught his eye!
Unexpectedly, the old Taoist bent down and picked up the copper coins. The expression on his face returned to normal. He smiled and said, "I only rewarded one ounce! Fortunately, it's great, it's really not, it's really not, it's really not, it's so shocked Dao!"
Wang Ping'an suddenly said, "Xianxian, you came from Chang'an, but have you ever seen someone who looks similar to my mother?"
The old Taoist nodded, wiped the copper coin, put it in his arms, but shook his head and said, "I haven't seen it before!"
"Then what you said just now was lost, what does that mean?" Wang Ping'an asked.
The old Taoist rolled his eyes and said loudly: "Old Master Dao's eyes are dizzy, can't it be?"
Wang Ping'an yelled: "You are really... you can't describe it!" He ignored the old Taoist and went up the steps with Yang, and was about to enter the house. Before he could step into the door, he saw a dirty cloth shoe stepping in first, and it turned out to be the old Taoist.
The old Taoist walked in and said, "It's considered home, but I have to have a good rest. Boy, ask someone to give Master Dao a bathwater!"
Yang was furious and grabbed the old Taoist's hair and shouted, "Get out!" Suddenly, the old Taoist was completely unprepared and was pulled back and almost fell off the steps.
Wang Ping'an hurriedly said, "Don't, you have something to say, don't do it!" He was afraid that his mother would suffer losses when fighting, so he hurriedly blocked the two of them.
The old Taoist stepped down the stairs, but did not get angry. Instead, he said, "It must be no. Now he tried it out. He has no ten percent of his personality. He has completely different personalities. He really dares to do it!"
Wang Ping'an asked, "Mom, are you okay?"
Yang said, "What can I do?" He pulled his son into the door and slammed the door!
The old Taoist stood outside the door and began to think randomly. The woman looked a little similar to that person, but in terms of personality, she was completely different. Their surname was Yang. Maybe it was just Qiaohe! However, her son seemed to be a little similar to that person's son!
Oh, why did I have to let this kid kowtow to me? Is it because this kid and that kowtow… are a little similar to that kowtow, and that guy will never kowtow to me, but I really want him to kowtow to me... No, I have never thought about this before, are you going to die?
Then, why did I have to kowtow to me? Even if it was just one, it would be fine if it was just someone else and I pressed it directly to the ground. Why did I want him to kowtow to me but didn't dare to hit him? Am I afraid of him? How could I be afraid of him!
In his heart, he was the man, the boy, and the man, and he had a lot of thoughts.
In his subconscious, there was a person who was a little similar to Wang Ping'an. This person never kowtowed to him, and he thought about it very much, so when he saw Wang Ping'an, he subconsciously transferred his feelings towards that person to Wang Ping'an, but Wang Ping'an refused to kowtow to him!
At this time, there was no subconscious cause of this statement, so even if he thought about it, he would not be able to understand it!
The old Taoist felt his head swelling and swelling. He hugged his head and said to himself: "No wonder the old loaches in Beijing always say that I am a rough person. It seems that I am really not detailed enough and I can't figure out the key! It would be great if those old loaches were there, they must have figured it out! Humph, even if they figured it out, they wouldn't tell me, they had more minds than hair!"
He went up the steps again, pounded the door and shouted, "Boy named Wang, Master Dao has no place to live yet. You just locked me outside the door. You are so ignorant of respecting the elderly. Didn't you promise to give me a bedding? Why didn't you give me again?"
Suddenly, someone behind him said, "You old man, how could you smash someone's door in broad daylight?"
The old Taoist turned around and saw an old man standing behind him, about the same age as him, but in broad daylight, he only wore a piece of underwear and ran away wherever he ran!
The old Taoist said, "I didn't have the ability to smash the door, but I was a little more powerful! The surname of Wang, this family, is not a thing. Dao Ye is his father's old friend. He actually locked me outside the door. Do you think he is a bastard or not!"
The old man was stunned and asked, "Is the boy you are talking about Ping'an? Do you know his father?"
The old Taoist nodded and said, "Yes, that kid is indeed named Wang Ping'an. As a result, Dao is his uncle. He has been in love with his father for many years... Uh, you can't be his father, right?"
The old man was Wang Youcai. He said angrily: "Come on, I happen to be his father. I have never seen you when I have a friend like you!"
The old Taoist whispered, tidying his clothes, and laughed: "It turns out to be the king, that master Wang! Your son said he wanted to fill the moat today, but he was arrested by the official. I became a prisoner and had a deep friendship!" After a pause, he felt that this was too unconvincing, and said: "I, Master Dao, can make his dream come true. How about it, let me go in and do a method for him!"
When Wang Youcai heard the three words "Moat", he immediately remembered the trouble. He went up the steps and said, "I don't want to give you a bed and quilt, but if you want to do it, it's better to avoid it!" He pushed the old Taoist away and prevented him from blocking the door.
The old Taoist pointed at Wang Youcai's forehead and shouted: "I see your Yin Tang is black..."
"There will be a bloody disaster, right? Alas, the fortune telling starts with these two sentences!" Wang Youcai shook his head and sighed, patted the door, and shouted, "It's me, open the door!"
The old Taoist grabbed him and said, "I calculated that moat will definitely be filled. Before the sun sets today, the government will post a notice! Do you believe it? Otherwise, let's make a bet. If I win, please ask me to stay at your house for a few days. If I lose, then stay at your house for a few days and leave. Do you think it's okay?"
Wang Youcai spat and said, "Where are you going around me! If you lose, you have to stay at my house for a few days, so I won't be fooled by you!" Just now the doorman opened the door. After he entered the door, he turned around and said, "You have the skills to talk at my door, and you have enough time to build a shed in the forest. Don't you have a place to live tonight, why waste your time at my door!"
The old Taoist suddenly shouted: "I fell in love with your son. Let him become a monk and become a Taoist priest with me. I want to cultivate him well!"
Wang Youcai sighed and said, "Forgive it, forgive it! I'll let you give you a bedding, so don't stay at my doorstep!"
The old Taoist calmed down, his eyes turned around and said with a smile: "Okay, I won't stay at your doorstep. Go to the woods first. I bet that it won't take darkness, you have to go to the forest to beg me and beg me to live in your house!" After that, he shook his sleeves and left the door.
Wang Youcai said: "You don't want a quilt? It's cold at night!"
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Medicinal diet for moistening the intestines and laxatives
Honey Banana
Recipe: 200 grams of banana, 30 ml of honey.
Preparation: 1. Peel the banana, cut it into small pieces, and put it in a bowl.
2. Pour the honey into a bowl.
How to eat: Once a day, you can serve as a meal or eat it alone.
Efficacy: moisturizes dryness and relieves pain, and relieves bowel movements. It is suitable for constipation caused by tension and high pressure.
Chapter completed!