Chapter 309 Li Du's poems are passed down through thousands of mouths, so far it is not new
In the southeast, Kang Fei took a big boat from Guangdong to Tianjin.
Originally, Kang Fei didn't want to go, so he said to the eunuch Zhu Zhenxian, "I will help you deal with the barbarians in Hao Jing'ao. That's because I want to deal with the barbarians. The plundering of gold and silver is a coincidence. Now that you ask me to accompany you to Beijing, wouldn't that be the one I took the initiative to plunder gold and silver to favor the emperor? Could it be that I would still worship him as a fucking man?
I do things just because I want to do things, but I don’t want to curry favor with the emperor.
Zhu Zhenxian advised him, brother, if you think so, you will be despicable. As the saying goes, if you come to your house, you will either think about money or people... Brother is giving away money, can that be the same?
Zhu eunuch did not dare to return to Beijing alone. After all, because he was hampered by Jiajing's eyes, he was kicked from the capital to Guangdong to be the eunuch of this maritime ship by his godfather Huang Jin. Although he has been plundering the money and is not strong after all, if a living god like Kang Fei could go to Beijing with him... To be honest, the deeds that Kang Fei had seen with his own eyes that many immortals in Yangzhou were enough to be sent to the capital as auspiciousness. After all, two white mice were found in the local area and were sent to the capital. However, Kang Fei was able to fight, his achievements were solid, and all the people who were in contact with him were first-class. Everyone subconsciously ignored it.
What did eunuch Zhu do in the past? He was a Taoist priest in the palace. The Huaiyang flood destroyed his Taoist temple and ruined his job. Then he was cruel to enter the palace.
What a Taoist priest, wouldn’t it be reasonable to find some auspiciousness? Therefore, he thought: With Brother Kang Fei’s deeds, he could say that he could live, and even those who died could be said to be alive. What should he hang out with these Japanese pirates and barbarians? It is a serious way to go to the capital to be with the emperor. He only has a chance to be named Duke and Marquis.
There is Shao Yuanjie in front and Tao Zhongwen in the back, which is all reasonable.
At that time, Zhu Zhenxian actually subconsciously wanted to take this path, but he forgot that he was already a little eunuch who cut chickens and chickens, rather than the little Taoist priest who had red lips and white teeth in his hometown Gaoyouzhou, which made the country girl and wife covet.
After all, you will only coax her to be kind to the top lady in heaven and earth. Even if she acts coquettishly and makes a little temper, you will be happy. The little nanny at home also does this? Believe it or not, I will give it to you tomorrow...
After blowing the sea breeze in Guangdong for two years, he finally understood this truth seriously. I am now a servant of the emperor, and this road really doesn’t work, but Brother Kang Fei can!
He thought this was for Kang Fei. After all, Shao Yuanjie was noble during his lifetime and enjoyed a first-rate salary. After his death, he was awarded the title of Wen Kang Rongjing. As for Tao Zhongwen who was still alive, he would not need to be said. The emperor called him Tao Master and was awarded the title of Earl...
He now sneered at this. You are all like me, just a Taoist priest...
He flattered Kang Fei and said all the good things. Kang Fei was a stubborn person. I was willing to do this. If you don’t pay, I would do it. If you don’t pay, I wouldn’t do it. If you don’t give it, I just shook my head. No, no, look at Dad Zhang, who I came to Guangdong with him, naturally, I would have to send him back to Yangzhou all the way. Otherwise, he is in his eighties and died on the road. Who is it?
This was heard by the old general Zhang Huan, and the old general was so angry that he was so angry that he was glaring at the eyes. Little bastard, what are you talking about? I bought a barbarian woman to serve my life. Do you believe it or not next year, I will let this woman give birth to a baby and let you call me Xiaoma?
The old general was a stubborn man when he was young, and he could not be considered as both moral and artistic when he was old. In short, people with noble character may not be as good as their personal ethics. This must be clear. After all, he is just noble character and is not a eunuch.
When Kang Fei heard the old general threatening himself, he laughed, "You are old and you are not energetic enough, so you probably can't give birth to me, so you should be honest and be willing to give birth to one and adopt it to you."
The old general blew his beard and stared at him, but he had no choice but to talk to Kang Fei, so he had to talk to him carefully.
Wow! Listen to me, Wu Guifang is now the governor of Guangdong and Guangxi, and he is just when he is doing things with his heart. You are now a living Bodhisattva. The temple in Guangdong is small and cannot be kept in you. If you stay in Guangdong, wouldn’t it be hindering others’ eyes? Come and tell me, if there is another Japanese pirate, will he use you? Or don’t you? How do you say it? No, what do you say?
After hearing the old general's words, Kang Fei thought about it carefully and suddenly realized, oh, isn't this the treatment of General Christ on the principal? I understand.
Okay, okay, we won’t get in the way of others, just go back to Yangzhou.
The old general sighed, what should I do when I return to Yangzhou? The cousin of Xiaodongmen has not changed in the past ten years, and now I feel it is not new...
Damn it.
Kang Fei rolled his eyes immediately, and was about to say sarcasticly, "The poems of Li Du and Du are passed down from thousands of words, but I still feel that they are not new..."
Zhang San next to him stroked his big bald head, sucked it for a while, and raised his thumbs up, "My master is tall, really tall..."
Before he could finish his words, the old general reached out and slapped his bare forehead, glared and said, "You can recognize you, do you recognize him? Don't pretend to know and make people laugh."
Zhang San felt aggrieved with his head in his arms, "It's a thousand words! I understand..."
Eunuch Zhu next to him burst into laughter with a squeak.
Since the old general advised him, as the saying goes, "Listen to someone to have a meal." Kang Fei refused. He said to his elder brother, and pondered for a moment, and then said, "It's better to go to the capital." Now you have a big name, and the old supervisor is not using you, nor are you not using you...
After hearing what my elder brother said, Kang Fei rolled his eyes. You all understand, why didn’t you tell me?
Xiang Ding sighed, "How do you say this when you say your brother?"
Kang Fei left, walked a few steps, turned around and came back, asking his elder brother to take care of Zeng Qing, after all, the relationship was in trouble along the way.
Xiang Ding couldn't help but smile. This is not what you said. Besides, this son is now trained by you so much, and the supervisor intends to use him very much. In the future, he will be able to do the three-sided general like his father. If he doesn't have a senior position, he will probably not be able to do it without a senior official. However, if he is not as good as a deputy general, the supervisor can still guarantee that he can be considered as a virtuous descendant.
"When my second brother comes back to suppress the bandits, I will tell you for me." Kang Fei turned around and threw down a sentence.
Zhu Zhenxian, a maritime eunuch, had some boats under his command, and carried the things that were to be filial to the emperor onto the boat, pulled up the sails and headed to the capital.
On the way, Kang Fei was blowing the sea breeze, and he couldn't help but say to Mao Banxian, "I'm really sorry to ask you to blow the sea breeze with me."
Mao Banxian smiled and said, "What the master said is that we are going to the capital, not being sent to some countryside."
All the way to Tianjin, I got off the boat at the dock. Kang Fei's first thing was to complain, "My mother in spicy dick, the canal transportation should have been changed to sea transportation for a long time...
The words fell into the ears of the old general next to him, and he was so slandered, "Young man! Are you picking up a bowl of meat and putting down a bowl of cursing you, are you guilty?"
When the old general said this, Kang Fei was puzzled, "Why am I in a bad mood? Dad, don't let others talk just because you have been a general of the canal transportation!"
"As a native of Yangzhou, all the conveniences you were born are all due to the canal transportation. If there is no canal transportation, do you think there is still Yangzhou?" Zhang Huan rarely said to him with such a serious face.
Kang Fei was stunned, then nodded, "What Dad said is that others can say, I shouldn't say..."
As he was talking, a team of tax officials came up. Before he could speak, Kang Fei's servants walked out and scolded him. Kang Fei quickly went up and scolded him. Then he smiled and said to the tax collector who was carrying tax officials: "Let's follow the rules."
The tax collector shook his hands with a blank face, "I won't collect it if I don't collect it." Kang Fei was so stern, "If you say you don't collect it, you won't collect it? Is the court yours? I still have to pay taxes today..."
After such a stir, a lot of people rushed over from the dock to watch the fun. After all, some people forced to buy and sell, and even forced good people to become prostitutes. I have never heard of anyone forcing the other party to charge their own taxes.
Kang Fei was actually the same as his fourth master. At this time, he could not help but say loudly: "Rules are rules. There is no such thing as breaking the rules in the world. The emperor also has to go to Ditan to cultivate every spring. Since the emperor wants to cultivate, he naturally has to pay taxes. As a human being, the most important thing is to follow the rules. If a person has no rules, wouldn't it be similar to that of the sausage? No, Sao Dazi also has rules. Sao Dazi's rule is that if their khan dies and his son takes over as the khan, he must catch all my wives..."
The surroundings suddenly burst into laughter, Tianjin, as the old saying goes in later generations, Jingyouzi Wei's mouth, someone shouted, "What if this person is a short-lived ghost?"
Kang Fei couldn't help but spread his hands, "There's nothing I can do, so he had to ask his son to marry his grandmother back..."
There was a burst of hilariousness around him.
Zhang San touched his head and sighed, "Our young master is the most ruling, but he likes bad people's rules the most..." Zhang San is a yamen runner, who only makes money. What he likes is that he can collect black money according to the rules when he is a yamen runner, but since he followed Kang Fei, he has no chance. Although he is now worshipping the veteran General Zhang Huan as his eldest father, he always feels that the young master is doing this inauthentic. You are always breaking other people's rules, this... this is not in line with the rules!
People have their own requirements. As Kang Fei's worker, Zhang San complains about his boss behind his back, which is also a natural thing for human beings.
I like to break the rules of others and force the tax collector to pay the taxes and feel satisfied. Later, the eunuch who prayed to the future dared to speak, "Brother, you are so scattering, so a lot of money!"
"You don't understand!" Kang Fei laughed at him, "You don't give this money to the emperor, and the Ministry of Revenue and other things are going to cry and fight for the poor. Now that you have paid the tax, you can be justified and refuse sternly."
When Eunuch Zhu thought about it, it seemed that this was the reason and he would not mention it again.
Tianjin's rivers are crisscrossing, and it seems that the place name comes from Emperor Yongle, the emperor's ferry! People in Tianjin always have to hold a handful of copper coins in their pockets to serve as ferry funds.
Kang Fei looked at the ferry that threw copper coins into the box and passed by. It was also a scene. He actually saw more than ten ferries along the way.
The Beijing and the Guards traveled and the post stations were overwhelmed. When Jiajing was the emperor, the first one to be removed was the post stations in the capital. At first, everyone shouted that the emperor was wise.
But after a long time, everyone can't stand it anymore. The country's talent-based scholars were selected. The country's scholars went to Beijing and had to stay in the inn along the way. Officials from all over the country returned to Beijing to report their duties, and had to stay in the inn along the way?
The redundant officials are just slogans. Others shout, but everyone follows them, but they don’t get reimbursed for travel expenses when traveling on business trips. Everyone can’t stand this.
Therefore, the history books say "There are inconveniences" that the readers must not bring them in. This is not the masses, and it has nothing to do with you.
Jiajing has been the emperor for many years, and he was not the one who was fooled by Zhang Cong and Gui'e at the beginning. He could not help but say, "You all say that military and guard stations are expensive and food, but I stopped, and you said that it is inconvenient... I just feel happy, I think it's very good."
Jiajing was a powerful emperor in history. Don’t historians say that he [stood the truth]? In the end, everyone had no choice but to slap himself in the face with his nose and start a station again.
Kang Fei and his party checked in the post station at night, and the post officials were busy greeting them.
Originally, this year was not a Beijing Administrative, nor was it the year of the exam, nor did it be a tribute. The post ministers were rarely relatively idle, but the two leaders who could not hold on to stay were not easy to mess with at first glance. The post ministers were in their forties or fifties and had spent half their lives knowing that it was difficult to serve the young man, so they would naturally serve him well.
Eunuch Zhu was very nervous and nervous, so Kang Fei said to him, "Don't be afraid of brothers, I have everything."
"If it weren't for the brother, I wouldn't have been panicked." Zhu Zhenxian smiled bitterly. If Kang Fei hadn't given him eight courages... I really thought it would be great if he had plundered some gold and silver for the emperor?
Seeing him, Kang Fei's eyes suddenly turned around and he showed off his unique skills. The male compatriots relieved their tension and spoke in a yellow voice. This is the most convenient way!
He said immediately: "Brother, do you have any right food in the palace?" Zhu Zhenxian held the tea bowl and shook. When he heard him say this, he couldn't help but say: "I'm going to hide it from my brother, there are also many outstanding palace maids. Seeing that I am fair-looking, I have all confessed my love to me in secret, and I have collected a lot of sachets..."
He said, with a thought on his face, "There is a very good person who has worked in front of the concubine before. I will not hide it from my brother. I have seen so many of them, but I have never seen such outstanding ones..."
Kang Fei's face suddenly turned dark, I'll go, I'll be fed by eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty? The most important thing is that you, a eunuch, have collected a lot of sachets? How can this make me feel sorry for?
Eunuch Zhu sprinkled dog food for a while, his hands stopped shaking, and he breathed evenly. He picked up the tea bowl and took a sip. He looked at Kang Fei and said with a smile: "I also raised a woman in the capital's house, named Tuotuo. She used to be the top card in the Jiaofangsi. She has fair skin and beautiful appearance, and she is also pretty. I will ask him to serve my brother. If my brother is lucky, my brother will leave me a child and half of his daughter, then thank God..."
Kang Fei was hit by his huge amount of information, and he didn't deal with it for a while and almost died.
While he was talking, there was a turmoil outside. He quickly took the opportunity to stand up and talk about the topic. If the eunuch wishes to bring up any unbearable topics, I really don’t know how to answer them.
Seeing that he didn't respond, Eunuch Zhu sighed secretly, got up and walked to the window, and asked what was going on.
Suddenly, I came in and reported that it was the 600-mile rush in Nanjing, and a bunch of Japanese pirates attacked Nanjing, and even one of the generals died...
Kang Fei and Eunuch Zhu were both surprised to fight Nanjing?
You should know that whether it is Yangzhou or Hangzhou, they actually have a characteristic. There is no solid city wall. Yangzhou has a small city wall. Large areas of wealthy families are actually outside the city. Because Hangzhou is the capital of the Southern Song Dynasty, the city walls were demolished to the Yuan Dynasty, and only the city gates were left. In the early Ming Dynasty, Zhang Shicheng directly demolished a lot of the old city gates.
Nanjing is the place where Taizu grew up, with a strong city. After all, it is known that these nine words are almost known to everyone.
In that era, there was a martial arts martial artist who would write about the city walls that were several feet high, which was widely criticized. However, Nanjing really had a city wall that was more than ten meters high. With the help of mountain granite, the wall was built and the artillery was desperate to see it.
Therefore, whenever Japanese pirates attack Nanjing, almost any one who has some knowledge will react and be surprised.
The express delivery of Liubaili was a Jinyiwei. Seeing Kang Fei's flying fish on his body, he heard that he had found out the news, but he didn't say anything. If everyone came to inquire Liubaili and spy on the military information, it would be great. He couldn't say that he would chop it up with just one knife.
Even so, the Jinyiwei only said a few words, and Kang Fei could not really steal other people's letter of fox. Seeing this person who changed two horses and rushed into the darkness, he couldn't help but sigh that there were heroes no matter when!
At this time, a small officer next to him was dressed up in anger and said, "What are the things that the imperial court is doing?" What's wrong with the world? Just Japanese pirates, the disease of ringworm sores... they can actually attack Nandu in a noble way, the place where Emperor Taizu Longxing was.
Kang Fei looked at it and said, "Oh, the young man is worried about the country and the people. It's good, I like it. He walked over and patted the other person on the shoulder, and said, "It's very knowledgeable here. If I don't expect it, it's nothing more than one kind of... Have you ever raised a dog?"
The little officer suddenly got this wrong by him, and was a little confused, "This... sir, I have raised a dog." He saw Kang Fei flying fish on him. He couldn't wear this outfit even if he was not a big boss. He thought he didn't know which eunuch's son or nephew of the Lu family? Or was it from the Lu family?
It is a common practice for the sons and nephews of the eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty to serve as senior officials in the Jinyiwei. As for the Lu family, they are naturally the Lu family, the commander of the Jinyiwei, the brother of Jiajing, who is known to everyone in the world.
"The one who barks the most is often the fattest one..." Kang Fei said with a smile.
The little officer was stunned and then said, "The boy who can call me has milk? No... Is it the adult who says, "I'm going to take care of the enemy?" As he said that, he took a breath, "I can't stop! That's Nanjing, there is the Ministry of War, the Governor's Office of the Five Army, the Duke of Wei for generations, and the eunuchs in the garrison..."
"Hey! Why do you regard the ethics of the court bosses so high?" Kang Fei smiled, revealing his white teeth as fine as corn kernels. "By the way, brother, your surname is yours. Look at your appearance. Is this a person who entered Beijing to attack his post!"
The little officer nodded, "I am humble in office, Qi Jiguang."
Chapter completed!