Chapter 1702 I ordered the laxative
Chapter 1702 I gave the laxative
"Boy, your god shell is really useful. They didn't realize that what happened just now was all illusions." Duan Jiude whispered.
Xu Quewei said indecisively: "Hurry up and set up, so many immortals, we can't escape without making some preparations."
"Okay!"
Duan Jiude and Ergouzi looked at each other and began to set up a formation behind.
With the shell of gods as a cover, the immortal kings and immortal masters on the opposite side could not see what they were doing, they would only see three people standing in front of them to pose POSS.
Everyone frowned, unable to understand how Xu Que and the others escaped that palm.
"Is it an illusion?"
"It's very likely that these guys are best at these evil things."
"If it is an illusion, it will be quite terrible to blind our perceptions to do this."
"Hmph! It's fancy, I want to see what tricks you have!"
An immortal snorted coldly, jumped up, raised his hand and slapped him again.
The irresistible pressure came instantly, crushing the surrounding rocks into powder. Some immortal kings with weak cultivation could not resist the pressure, frowned, and used their skills to resist.
"Only one is not enough to see!" Xu Que raised his index finger, shook it left and right, and said provocatively, "I dare say that I don't need to do anything at all, this person will retreat by himself!"
Wow!
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone was suddenly in an uproar.
"What a joke, I really think I am a god!"
"This is the Immortal Lord. Even the Immortal Emperor can't say such words."
"It seems that these guys haven't been taught a lesson for too long and have lost their minds!"
Everyone was talking and didn't believe what Xu Que said.
Just as the Immortal Lord was about to rush to Xu Que, he suddenly stopped the car, his face changed drastically, his brows frowned, and beads of sweat fell from his forehead.
Gululu!
A huge sound came from him, as if it was some other physiological activity, an impending sign.
The Immortal Lord widened his eyes and said in disbelief: "This... what methods did you use to me?"
"Oh, Immortal Lord can't do it anymore? Didn't you say you want to slap us to death?" Duan Jiude sarcastically and jokingly said, "Come on, I'm waiting for you."
"Grass! This guy is so arrogant!" someone said angrily.
"But why did this fellow Taoist suddenly stop?"
"Yes, there is a smooth road ahead, and there is no danger at all. As long as you continue, you will definitely be able to capture these three people!"
Everyone was puzzled and wondered why the immortal master suddenly stopped.
Only he knew that his abdomen was now in a state of turmoil and he was in a state of colic, as if a knife was stirring in his stomach.
The beads of sweat as big as beans rolled down from their foreheads, and the immortal face turned blue and purple for a while.
This situation hasn't happened to him for a long time, and it's clearly a sign of poisoning!
"You are simply despicable and shameless... you actually poison me!" The Immortal Lord said gritting his teeth.
Poison!
Everyone was shocked and looked at the unethical dog group and became alert.
I had known that I had reached the level of the Immortal Lord, ordinary poisons could no longer play any role, and once the exercises were used, they could excrete the toxins.
It is definitely a rare poison to be able to get close to the immortal master, for fear that they will also be caught.
Xu Que was stunned for a moment and said righteously: "Bastard! My gang has always been open and honest. How could he do such a despicable thing as poisoning?!"
"That's it! I don't even look down on such a despicable thing as poison!"
"The old Taoist has always won people with virtue, and there is no possibility of poisoning!"
Ergouzi and Duan Jiude all agreed.
Someone questioned: "You are not willing to admit the poison you have caused!"
Speaking of this, Xu Que suddenly sighed, with a sad face: "Let's think about it together. In the second and third levels, I didn't do my best to work hard to break the level, but I didn't expect that everyone would misunderstand me so much, which made me very upset!"
The words were sincere and sincere, leaving those who were still questioning speechless.
Although this guy did have a little trick before, if it weren't for him, I'm afraid that people like me would not be able to break the second and third levels.
Thinking of this, it seems that this guy has only cheated some spirit stones at most, and it seems that he has no choice but to cheat someone to death.
Of course, the people in Tianmen have long had hatred and have become mortal enemies. No matter who starts, they will not show mercy.
Another immortal lord said in a deep voice: "Since that's the case, you dare to swear by the way of heaven and say that you have never gone down!"
Xu Que raised his right hand without saying a word: "I, Xu Qu, swore with the way of heaven here, and there was absolutely no poison. If I poisoned, let Ergouzi and Duan Jiudetian fight five thunders!"
Rumble!
As soon as he finished speaking, a muffled thunder suddenly sounded.
"Damn it! Why are you bombarding us? You are unreasonable!" Ergouzi was shocked and ran behind Xu Que, holding the corner of his clothes tightly, "God, see clearly. You must bombard this guy, don't misstep."
The dark clouds were gradually spreading from the sky, but because the restrictions had not yet completely dissipated, the aura of the heavenly tribulation did not overflow.
When everyone saw Xu Que finishing speaking, there was a burst of thunder and they were speechless, but they did not doubt the authenticity of Xu Que's words.
After all, it is not a joke to make a vow with the way of heaven. If Xu Que was really poisoned, he would have been struck into powder by the thunder at this time.
"Isn't it really not the poison he made?"
"That's strange, how did this fellow Taoist get poisoned?"
"It's so weird. Is it because there are still existences we don't know about in this Buddhist realm?"
Just as everyone was talking, Xu Que suddenly stood up and said righteously: "I know what's going on?"
As he said that, he looked at the immortal master pretending to behave and concluded: "This fellow Taoist is going to have diarrhea!"
Have loose bowels?
What are you kidding!
Everyone found it incredible, what is the Immortal Lord?
The pure body has long been separated from the advanced existence of mortal behavior. How could there be such a thing as diarrhea?
"Fellow Daoist Xu, you are making such a big fuss. Do you know what kind of existence the Immortal Lord is? How can you have diarrhea at the right time!" Someone sarcastically said.
Xu Quezhen said with a verbal verbal statement: "Of course I know, because I gave the laxatives!"
"Hmph, let me tell you... Wait what did you say just now? Did you give the laxative?"
Everyone looked at Xu Que in unison, with a surprised look on their faces.
What's the thing?
Say it again!
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(End of this chapter)
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