Chapter 1070 Are your heads so hard?
Those who understand Xu Que’s past style have almost no feelings about his poisonous oath!
But the people from the three major academies were sucking in a cold air, their faces full of shock and shock!
Is this guy so stupid? How dare he make such a poisonous oath?
You know, monks generally don’t make poisonous oaths!
After all, these poisonous oaths will really come true. Moreover, the sky is hit by thunder, and the five thunders are already extremely vicious poisonous oaths. The heavenly tribulation comes one after another, but the five thunders are coming together. Even in the Linxian Realm, no one dares to issue them!
They have really seen the half-immortal realm and even the human fairyland that died under the thunder tribulation, let alone the five thunders are still thundering now!
"It seems that this guy is really afraid of the one in this tomb, so he is worried that we will die under the siege of the Holy Golden Armored Bee!"
"Haha, what are you waiting for?"
Immediately, a college gentleman glanced at several male disciples.
This kind of gaze is not necessary to express it in words. Several male disciples immediately took off their clothes without saying a word and applied the shower gel all over their bodies!
"Damn, this thing needs to be used to dip it in water. After dipping it in water, wipe it hard on your body and finally rinse it out with water!" Xu Que shouted and gave the on-site guidance.
Those male disciples did not doubt it. Although the true energy power was blocked, it was still okay to use some ordinary water essence magic tricks!
After several people made a few water balls, they wet their whole body, wiped the shower gel out of foam, and then washed them with clean water!
Everyone in the audience stared at the whole process!
After several male disciples finished rinsing Qingshui, they immediately put their arms in front of them, sniffed them slightly, and said in surprise: "Report to sir, you can really drive away the previous smell, and you can't smell it!"
"Oh?" When the gentlemen from the three major academies heard this, they were overjoyed, "Come on, come with the shower gel!"
Suddenly, a male disciple frowned and said in surprise: "Hey, no, why has the fragrance changed? And... it seems to smell better!"
"Oh, this big brother knows the goods!" Xu Que stood outside the trapping array and said proudly: "What I give you is a special supply from the Blasting Gang. The Blasting Gang's ultimate invincible shower gel has the lavender flavor! After washing, not only does it remove dirt and odor, but it also whitens and moisturizes the skin, and also has its own lavender smell, allowing you to exude a natural floral fragrance anytime and anywhere!"
"Bang!"
In an instant, several academy men who were turning on the shower gel and pouring them on their bodies turned black on the spot and pinched the shower gel in their hands!
Lavender flavor? Natural floral fragrance?
You are paralyzed, who is going to have the fuck?
It turns out that after a long time of trouble, you took away six immortal weapons and 110,000 spiritual crystals, and changed the fragrance to us?
"Damn it, you dare to tease us?"
"Damn shameless guy!"
"audacious in the extreme!"
The people from the three major academies were instantly furious and shouted loudly, and they couldn't rush out immediately to tear Xu Que apart!
But now they still can't come out. The pile of holy golden-armored bees outside were completely attracted by the smell of lavender and became more crazy and restless!
If everyone knows how to read mind skills, they will definitely understand the inner activities of these holy golden-armored bees. It will probably be: Mom sells a copy, and after living in the Burial Immortal Valley for so many years, she actually smells this fragrance of flowers for the first time. It's so exciting!
"Hey, what's wrong with you? I kindly helped you get rid of the odor, and you scolded me in reverse?" Xu Que said with a confused look on his face, pretending to be stupid!
"A bastard, you dare to lie here with your eyes open! You washed away the smell of flower dew, but added other flower fragrances to us. This group of holy golden armored bees are even more crazy now!" Everyone in the three major academies was so angry that they looked ferocious.
They also thought that it was impossible to fall twice in the same pit, but now, not only did they fall, but they also fell more harshly than the previous one!
"Ah? So these holy golden armor bees came for the fragrance?" At this time, Xu Quecai pretended to be surprised, with an extremely exaggerated expression: "Oh my God, I misunderstood. Really, I always thought that the holy golden armor bees came for your body odor and bad breath, but I didn't expect it to be the fragrance of flowers. Oh, it's a mistake, a mistake!"
Xu Que looked at the side with annoyance and self-blame: "Teacher Ergou, Teacher Duan, am I so wrong too much?"
"It's not outrageous!" Ergouzi shook his head repeatedly.
"Yes, so-called wise people will make mistakes. Teacher Xu, you are just careless and you don't need to blame yourself like this!" Duan Jiude patted Xu Que's shoulder and comforted him earnestly.
"Oh, no, this is my responsibility, I have to take full responsibility!" Xu Que shook his head and sighed, acting in a good manner!
Everyone present was stunned and almost glared out their eyes.
If I hadn't learned about this guy's style, I would probably have believed it and thought this guy was really guilty.
"Teacher Xu, it's okay, I'm the God Lord is responsible for you!"
At this time, Ergouzi suddenly straightened his chest, stepped out majestic, took out a large bag of black unknown objects, and shouted: "All the immortals, at this point, I must recommend this stinky tofu to you, only it can save you!"
Swish!
As expected, as soon as the stinky tofu came out, the group of holy golden-armored bees in the air all tended to retreat, and directly moved away from the direction of Xu Que and Ergouzi, and went to the other side!
This scene fell into the eyes of the monks of several major forces in the Eastern Wilderness, and they were all shocked.
In addition to enhancing the soul power, this stinky tofu in the sky has such an effect?
"kindness?"
In the trapped killing formation, many powerful immortals were also surprised and their eyes became hot again.
Now that things have come to this point, they don’t care that stinky tofu is of good use, but as long as it can control the Holy Golden Armor bees, it’s a good thing!
"Hurry, give us this thing!" The people from the three major academies shouted.
Ergouzi immediately waved his hand and put the whole bag of stinky tofu back, and a humble smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Hehe, I won't give it!"
"What?" The people from the three major academies were stunned for a moment.
"I said, if I don't give it to you, I just don't give it to you. How about it? Are you angry, are you angry? I will ask you if you are angry? Hahaha!" Ergouzi said in a humble voice, and still twisted his waist in place!
The people from the three major academies instantly felt purple in their faces, almost so angry that they spit out old blood.
What world is it?
What the hell is this world?
It would be fine if we bullied us at the fifth level of the Tribulation Period, but now even a dog is bullying us.
Are these low-level ants in the world of immortal cultivation so iron-headed? Is the iron-headed baby?
"ah!"
In an instant, waves of roars suddenly sounded from the trapping killing formation.
Several academy gentlemen looked at each other, as if they had made some common decisions. They suddenly took out a sharp sword and cut their fingers. Blood suddenly dripped out and dripped to the ground, flowing slowly along the rune mark on the altar!
The next moment, the runes on the altar suddenly became bright!
"Hey, what are you doing? Old man, why do I have an ominous premonition?" Duan Jiude said in shock.
Boom!
Almost at the same time, the entire altar suddenly shook, and an unprecedented terrifying pressure suddenly surged out from the ground. Then the entire altar surface was covered with a shiny light, gradually turning into a lake!
"Damn, what kind of spell is this?" Ergouzi stared straight.
It seems that it is not easy to turn the altar into a lake with blood!
Xu Que's face also condensed, thinking about whether to take the opportunity to open the trapping array. When the group of holy golden-armored bees were put in, the lake formed by the altar suddenly appeared in ripples, and the lake water became clear and thorough, and the underground space was completely presented to everyone.
"hiss!"
Suddenly, there were a burst of breathing sounds in the audience!
Below the lake, there was a huge palace, with countless dazzling magic weapons scattered in it, even scattered immortal weapons, as well as countless spiritual crystals and precious medicinal materials!
At first glance, this is a stunning treasure underground!
What's even more amazing is that there is a huge dragon chaise inlaid with countless pearls, shining brightly. However, there is a crystal stone coffin lying on the dragon chaise, emitting a ray of cold air, and a woman with a beautiful face lies inside!
But the most scary thing was this stunning woman who was still open with her eyes open!
"Damn!"
"Damn it!"
Ergouzi and Duan Jiude exclaimed immediately, and turned around and were about to run away, but Xu Que pulled him back!
At the same time, everyone from the three major academies on the altar suddenly said "bang", knelt on the ground, full of awe, and shouted in unison: "We are incompetent, please help from seniors!"
As soon as this trend came out, everyone present immediately changed their faces!
Xu Que had previously suppressed these immortals, and they saw the whole process. It was a completely conspiracy and trap, which caught the other party off guard!
But now these immortals are actually going to invite the master of the Burial Immortal Valley, which is really terrifying!
No matter how awesome Xu Que is, he cannot be more awesome than this master of the Burial Immortal Valley!
"Damn, it's a hell. This woman has been lying for tens of thousands of years and is still alive!"
"Boy, what should I do now?" Ergouzi and Duan Jiude both looked at Xu Que!
Xu Que grabbed the belt with one hand and shouted: "What should I do? Of course it's while it's hot!"
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Chapter completed!