Chapter 1 I have a system, I am the most hanging(1/2)
Under a dazzling ray of sunlight, Xu Que woke up with his eyes slightly squinted.8 1 Chinese』 Network Ww W.
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My face was itchy, and there seemed to be a grass around me.
"Didn't I die in a car accident? Why did I survive again?"
He was a little surprised, but before he could figure out how he escaped from death, the scene in front of him immediately widened his eyes excitedly.
I was stunned immediately!
I saw a girl in ancient costume who looked like a fairy, aimed at the grass where he was lying, lifted her ancient skirt up bit by bit, and then pretended to squat down...
Oh my God!
Could this girl want to...
No, right? No!
How can such a beautiful girl be convenient to anywhere? And I am so open-minded and can't peek at me...
Xu Que widened his eyes.
Just as I watched the beautiful girl completely take off her skirt in front of me, the underwear inside took off bit by bit, it caught my eyes and it was tender and white, with a unique body fragrance on the woman's body.
This immediately made Xu Que unable to calm down.
Seeing that the girl was about to aim at the position of her head, Xu Que hurriedly drilled his head out of the dense grass and shouted:
"Girl, what are you doing? You can't urinate or defecate anywhere!"
The scene suddenly froze.
The woman half-squatted on the ground, and her whole body became rigid, and then...
"ah……"
She screamed, put down her skirt in panic, and bounced up from the spot, and flew away in the sky with a sharp sword.
Damn, what is this? Flying to the sky with swords?
So, he is really a fucking fairy?
Xu Que was shocked, and at the same time, a large piece of strange but familiar memory suddenly surged out of his head, as if he had been innately experiencing it.
Time travel! I fucked time travel!
I immediately read the memory that did not belong to me in my mind, and Xu Que sorted out everything.
This is actually a world of cultivating immortals, just like the little fairy who is so angry that she flies to the sky with her sword. People can practice various techniques to become immortals.
The owner of his body is the current prince consort, but this prince consort is a very unlucky person.
He is just a poor orphan, but he has a unique spiritual root that is rare in a thousand years.
When he was young, he was attracted by the emperor as his son-in-law under the opportunity and provided him with countless treasures of heaven and earth for his cultivation. In just six years, he condensed his belly pill and entered the Golden Pill stage.
When he entered the Golden Pill Stage, he actually entered the bridal chamber with the princess. So he spent seven days and seven nights in a row on the wedding bed. As a result, the beautiful and charming princess actually took away his cultivation and even took away his spiritual root talent.
The genius prince consort became a useless man just after marriage. He had no value in use anymore and was sent out of the palace overnight. On the way to the frontier, he was slapped to death by someone arranged by the emperor and died of anger. He was finally abandoned here.
"Oh, what a pity!"
After sorting out these memories, Xu Que looked regretful, shook his head and sighed, and said annoyedly: "Damn it! Why didn't he step forward and travel to the joy of exercising on the bed with the beautiful princess?"
Thinking of the beautiful princess' charming charm, proud figure, and charming breathing on the wedding bed, Xu Que felt more and more regretful, and he was one step late!
"A bold thief dares to peek at this girl in the toilet and take my life!"
At this moment, a slander suddenly came, and the fairy was returning.
Her face was full of shame and anger, but her eyes were filled with endless murderous intent, and she was stepping on the cold sword under her feet and slashing towards Xu Que.
"Damn, fairy, this is definitely a misunderstanding! You were obviously squatting in the place where I was lying down, and... Even if you want to kill me to vent your anger, please lift your pants first? You don't have the motivation to escape!"
Xu Que shouted, ran away.
The woman's face suddenly changed, and she raised the underwear under her skirt with a blushing face, spat, and scolded angrily: "The thief is looking for death." The sharp sword under her feet suddenly accelerated, and she swished towards Xu Quesha.
While running wildly, Xu Que was thinking about a way to escape.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind.
I immediately stopped, reached out and took out a familiar token from my arms, turned around and shouted at the woman: "Bold witch, I am the current prince consort of the Huoyuan Kingdom. Do you dare to disrespect me? Be careful that I will kill your nine clans!"
At this moment, a series of system prompt sounds suddenly sounded in Xu Que's head.
"Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for activating the face-slapping system. This system will protect you and help you show off and help you fly!"
"Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for his successful performance. The reward is 1 point. Will you enter the mall to redeem it?"
"The system detected that the host 'Xu Que' has low abilities and is difficult to survive in the difficulty of this world. I will reward a gift package for novices. Do you check the gift package?"
While the prompt sounded, a light curtain window popped up in front of me, showing several pieces of information and data.
“Host: Xu Que
Realm: Mortal (no power to tie a chicken)
Experience value: o/1oo
Pretending value: 1 point
Practice: None
Occupation: None
Status: The prince-in-law of the Great 6 Fire Yuan Kingdom in the East Wilderness
…”
"Hahahaha..."
Xu Que took a breath first, then burst into laughter with irresistible voice.
This is a system that is so pretentious and slapping in the face. It sounds like a system that is tailor-made for me and helps me to break through the sky! I have something to do now.
"A thief, what's so funny about you?"
Suddenly, a slander pulled Xu Que back from his ecstasy.
The woman had stood more than ten meters in front of him at some point, pointing at him with a flying sword in her hand, but Shui Lingling's big eyes were staring at him with caution and suspicion.
Xu Que narrowed his eyes slightly, thought for a moment, and suddenly sneered: "I am the prince consort of Huoyuan Kingdom! I even want to watch the noble royal princess, you are just pretty. It is your blessing for me to be willing to see you! Don't think that you can shout and kill with a flying sword. This prince consort is a rare genius in cultivating immortals who have ever met in a century. Are you still afraid of you, a little girl? Come on... Do you want to fight with me? If you have the aptitude, you can try it with me?"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for showing off successfully, and the reward is 1 point."
Sure enough, the system prompt sound that only he could hear in Xu Que's ears rang again, and he couldn't help laughing again.
It turns out that this fascinating and slapping system is really as the name suggests. As long as you show off, you can get the show off value, upgrade, and receive various rewards from the system...
"By the way, there seems to be a gift bag." Xu Que's eyes suddenly lit up, and he shouted with consciousness: "View the gift bag."
Suddenly, the picture of the light curtain window in front of me changed, and a square gift box appeared. The gift box was opened, and several streams of light jumped out and flashed away.
"Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for obtaining the initial experience pill, and taking it will get 10,000 experience points."
"Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for obtaining two first-level divine walking escape talismans, and after use, you can instantly move to anywhere within a radius of five kilometers."
"Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for obtaining the initial "Ancient Five Elements Art" (Note: The initial chapter can only be practiced until the foundation building stage, and you can go to the mall to redeem it later)."
"Ding, the host's 'Xu Que'' spiritual root was detected and the cultivation conditions did not meet the system will complete all spiritual roots for you."
Immediately, Xu Que felt like a current was penetrated through his body, and his scalp was numb in an instant.
But what follows is a sense of comfort, and the pores all over the body seem to be completely opened, and they greedily absorb the spiritual energy of all directions.
boom!
Soon, he felt his body undergoing earth-shaking changes and becoming closer to nature, as if he could integrate into everything and control everything.
But he knew very well how familiar this feeling was. When the Tianhuo Spirit Root was taken away by the princess, he felt so kind to the flame. Now the system not only repaired his Tianhuo Spirit Root, but also completed the spiritual roots of other attributes.
All five kinds of spiritual roots are all in one go, and each one is the best "Heaven" level.
I'll go, this is going to go against the will of heaven!
Thinking of this, Xu Que finally couldn't help but raise his arms and shout: "The system is in hand, I have it all in the world, what a shit, the princess and emperor of the Huo Yuan Kingdom, when I, Xu Que, gets upgraded and returns, I will step on you all and crush you."
"A bold thief, since he claims to be the prince consort of the Huoyuan Kingdom, he dares to speak wildly and attempt to kill the king?" The woman next to him was a little stupid. Did this prince consort lose his heart and become crazy? He dared to say such ruthless words.
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully showing off his body and getting 1 point of pretentiousness."
Xu Que then recovered and his mouth twitched slightly. Damn, he was pretending to look forward to the future, and almost forgot about the current trouble. He had to find a way to run away quickly.
"By the way, experience pill!"
He suddenly remembered that there was also a preliminary experience pill in the gift package for novices.
Without any hesitation, he hurriedly used his mind to operate the system interface and opened a package, and three items appeared in it.
"Use, use." Xu Que stared at two of the items and shouted in his heart.
To be continued...