Chapter 367
There is a folk saying: Children grow up when they see the wind.
What does this mean? Can every child practice the supernatural powers of heaven and earth? Of course, this is not the case.
What this means is: Once a child is born and landed, he will grow very quickly, almost every day.
Sun Jiexin, the little princess of Sun, has this meaning.
She has been born for more than a month. When she was just born, she was five pounds and seven pounds. It was not heavy, but she was more than a month old and now she is almost ten pounds.
She is so amazing. She eats breasts at least ten times a day, stools twice a day, and urinates... Well, this is not easy to count. Because she is wearing diapers every day, no one knows how many times she urinates every day, but only knows that the little princess Xinxin has to use five to seven diapers every day.
Not only that, she has to sleep for at least sixteen to eighteen hours a day. When she sleeps soundly, she will smile and be very obedient when she wakes up. Otherwise, you will wait for her little face to wrinkle and cry for you to see.
Her little face had already become round, which made Sun Quan and Yuan Shuiqing unable to tell whether this little guy's face looks like his father or mother.
By the way, in October, the little princess's full moon wine has been held.
On the day of the full moon banquet, she left a very deep impression on Sun, or in other words, memories. Sun dared to make any bets with him, and he would never forget that memory in his life.
What is the specific situation?
By the way, the weather was pretty good on the day when the little princess hosted the full moon banquet. God gave her face very much. The rays of light were shining early in the morning, and the outdoors were also smooth and pleasant, which was simply touching.
And that morning, the little princess Xinxin woke up quite early, and Sun Quan was woken up by Yuan Shuiqing.
At that time, Mr. Sun was still sleeping soundly, and she was really sleeping soundly!
Yuan Shuiqing suddenly shouted at him urgently: "Husband! Come on, come on! Get up!"
"What's wrong? What's the matter?"
Mr. Sun woke up immediately after his wife's call and sat up immediately. When he opened his eyes, he saw Yuan Shuiqing sitting on the edge of the bed, holding their little princess, and urging him repeatedly, "Come on, come on! I'm so shitty, come on, come on, come on!"
Sun Quan agreed repeatedly, and rolled down from the bed. When his feet landed on the ground, he saw a row of feces long from his fingers pulling out and was about to fall on the wooden floor. At that moment, he found the trash can on the other side of the bed, and reasonably told him that unless he transformed into the Flash, he would not have time to get the trash can with ordinary light skills.
The key is that Yuan Shuiqing, who has always been calm, is still urging him repeatedly, and her voice is almost crying.
Mr. Sun's mind was hot at that time, and without thinking, he rushed over, opened his hands and caught the feces.
Afterwards, he looked at the little princess Xinxin expressionlessly. The little princess blinked at him with big eyes, looking innocent.
Looking at Yuan Shuiqing, the daughter-in-law holding the little princess, the woman was actually biting her lips and holding her smile, her face turned red, and Sun's face gradually turned red, but he was not holding her laughter, but holding her anger.
He asked expressionlessly: "Damn, why don't you get the trash can before you give the child shit? Did you do it on purpose?"
"Puchi"
Yuan Shuiqing finally couldn't hold back her laughter and laughed out loud, but when she saw that Sun Quan looked ugly, she quickly explained, "No! I was going to change her diapers just now, but after I threw away her old diapers, I found that she had peed, so I quickly picked her up. But after she didn't count down, she started to poop again, so I could only call you, haha..."
After laughing, she raised an eyebrow to Mr. Sun and praised with a smile: "Husband, you are a good father, please praise me!"
"You pull it down! Next time you prepare the trash can in advance."
Mr. Sun looked depressed.
I think he is also one of the great platinum masters of starting from the spot. It is fake. There is also a catering company under his name. He starts from scratch, lives in a villa, and drives... Jetta, and his net worth is millions, but he has fallen to the point of picking up shit with his hands.
If it weren't for the fact that this girl was her own child, he would definitely... in fact, he wouldn't have beaten her.
That's why he feels frustrated!
When did he do this when he grew up?
This made him seriously doubt the significance of studying hard for so many years and writing hard for so many years?
I have worked hard for so many years, is it just to pick up shit with both hands one day?
Since then, Mr. Sun stopped calling him the little princess Xinxin, but changed to the big devil king of Xinxin.
Because Sun firmly believes that no one can torture him so unhappy than the Great Demon King.
...
Today is November 1st.
In the early morning, Mr. Sun seemed to have forgotten the horror of the Great Demon King. Yuan Shuiqing had already gotten up, and he and the Great Demon King Xinxin were still nestled in the quilt.
The great devil would not turn over and let her lie there, so she could only lie there obediently.
Sun Quan pointed his finger at her chest and said with a smile: "You!"
Retracted his hand and pointed at his chest: "I!"
He pointed at her chest again, "You are Xinxin!"
Then he pointed at his chest, "I am dad! Come on, call him dad!"
Xinxin looked at him cutely with her big eyes open, like a lunatic.
Mr. Sun was not discouraged and pointed his hand at her nose, "Little nose!"
Then he pointed at her little mouth, "Little mouth! This is Xinxin's little mouth!"
Then he pointed at her forehead, "Brow!"
His fingers drew on her faint eyebrows, "Little eyebrows!"
...
Mr. Sun taught her endlessly, even if the big devil could only look at him cutely, occasionally babbling, waved his hands, and kicked his calves, he also taught her happily.
Until the big devil suddenly frowned and started crying.
Mr. Sun panicked. He felt the fear of being dominated by the great devil again and quickly called out: "Wife, wife! Your daughter is crying! Your daughter is crying!"
While calling on his wife, he hurriedly picked up the great devil and tried his best to coax him, hoping to calm him down.
The above are some of Sun's recent daily life.
He had already fallen into the hands of the great devil, and his reputation had long been lost to her for half his life.
When Yuan Shuiqing hurried into the bedroom, Mr. Sun was already sweating on his forehead, and the devil in his heart was still crying loudly.
What's the most annoying thing?
She was still crying loudly when she was in his arms the moment before, but the next moment, when Yuan Shuiqing was holding her, she stopped crying. Not only did she not cry, she also grinned at Yuan Shuiqing and smiled happily.
Mr. Sun's heart was hit critically. He felt that the books were all lying. Who said that his daughter was his father's little cotton jacket? He was his father's little lover in his previous life?
What about teasing me?
Is there such a little cotton-padded jacket? Is it a little lover?
He got up in a bad mood, walked out of the master bedroom, muttering "The Great Devil..."
...
After breakfast, he returned to the study and cooked a pot of tea for himself. When he turned on the computer, he felt that his dignity was slowly coming back.
He has become increasingly convinced recently - the saying that typing makes me happy.
No matter how unhappy he is in front of the Great Demon King of Heart, when he returns to the study and turns on the computer, his identity is the platinum god of Qidian. He is the author of "Immortal Dragon Ring". Tens of thousands of readers love to read his book!
In the eyes of so many readers, he believes that his image is Niu Bi. They will not know that the hands I used to call them to take the father to the great devil.
They don't dislike it!
Speaking of which, the plot of "Immortal Dragon Ring" has recently ushered in a new highlight period. The male protagonist who is reincarnated as a dog has fallen in love with the Banshee King. The image of this Banshee King, cultivated by the nine-tailed demon fox, has been successfully portrayed by Sun as a nine-tailed demon fox that is completely different from everyone's inherent concepts.
Her beauty has not subverted everyone's inherent impression.
Her magic is powerful and does not subvert everyone's inherent impression.
But her kindness and purity were beyond the expectations of all book fans, completely subverting the inherent impression of the nine-tailed demon fox from childhood to adulthood.
From the remarks in the book review area and the book fan group, we can see that not only the male protagonist who was reincarnated as a dog fell in love with this nine-tailed demon fox, but countless book fans also fell in love with this different demon fox.
Everyone’s comments are so loving that Mr. Sun has been fond of reading comments in his book review area recently.
By the way, after typing for many years, he has already developed the habit of not reading book reviews as much as possible.
Because most of the time, he can always see one or two negative comments in the book review area. Some of these negative comments are pertinent, while others are completely out of context. If he read too much, he will be upset, which will directly affect his mood and state of writing.
Therefore, over time, he gradually developed the habit of not reading book reviews as much as possible.
Just try to lose sight of one's eyes and not be upset.
But recently he fell in love with reading his own book review area again because he didn't scold him for his book reviews and was still very good.
For example, he was reading a book review.
"I'm drunk too. I actually watched the love between a dog and a fox with relish. Can anyone tell me - am I still saved? - I'm so lustful"
"No more saved!" Mr. Sun smiled and muttered, looking at the next book review.
"I have often wondered recently that if there was a nine-tailed demon fox race in ancient times, would there really be such a kind nine-tailed demon fox? - Ambition to the world"
"You're thinking too much!" Sun Quan chuckled and continued to read another book review.
"Old Sun! Promise me, can you stop letting the male protagonist be reincarnated this time? Let the male protagonist and the banshee king live happily and shamelessly! Please, stop torture again! - Emperor Qiankun"
"You think beautifully!" Mr. Sun smiled and did not agree.
"To be honest, I have abandoned this book several times. Every time the author kills the male protagonist, I get very popular, but not long after, I come back obediently, because the plot after rebirth is indeed good, but I still have to scold: Lao Sun! You must die a good death! I hate you!—Purple D love"
In response, Mr. Sun curled his lips and muttered: "I said no, but my body was very honest..."
Chapter completed!