"New-style monthly ticket method 2"

"Last night I had another dream. I dreamed that it was snowing outside. I was very happy and rushed out, shouting at the snowflakes all over the sky like a child. Then, as I shouted, I stopped because I suddenly saw that the snowflakes all over the sky turned into monthly tickets and hit me. At that moment, I laughed like a fool, but after dawn, I woke up from the dream and opened it sadly and found that we still hadn't returned to the top ten of the total list..."

This is the content of the ticket requesting chapter issued by Sun Quan on January 20, and it is still irritating.

Many people were shocked by his slut.

Book Review Area:

"Boss, you are awesome. It's true that you are asking for a new monthly ticket. I'm convinced. I just want a monthly ticket? I'll give it! Isn't it okay if I give it?"

"Martin Luther King, you? Why don't you say you have a dream?"

"The Martin Luther King of the Qidian version is you! To be honest, I suddenly felt that your single chapter is more interesting than your main text, so please continue your performance! The monthly votes have been voted!"

"I also had a dream last night. I dreamed that you were shameless and asked for monthly tickets again. After the dream, I turned on the computer and saw that you really asked for it. Boss! We are our own people. Can you show mercy?"

...

On the author's forum——Online Literature Home.

Online literature Jianghu section.

There is a post titled as follows: "Who can guess how to write the next new monthly ticket for the salted fish?"

Another post titled: "The most unconscionable master in history should be the struggle salted fish, right?"

...

Qidian Editorial Department.

When hairtail went to work this afternoon, I vaguely noticed that my colleagues looked at her with strange eyes.

When she heard them whispering, she seemed to hear some "dreams" and some "fish".

Then she caught a female colleague who had a pretty good personal relationship and asked in a low voice: "Eya, do you know what everyone is talking about behind my back? I feel that their eyes look at me today are so strange. Am I going to be unlucky?"

Erya smirked with her lips. The hairtail was so angry that she laughed. She pirated her off and angry: "Do you know, right? Do you know, why don't you say it quickly? Do you say it or not?"

With a vicious expression, the hairtail stared at Erya and threatened him, and drove out the inhumane tickling, twisting Erya, who was born to be afraid of it, giggling, and giggling, while laughing, pushing the hairtail's hand, begging for mercy: "I said I said! I said it's not okay?"

The hairtail stopped.

Under her gaze, Erya quietly looked around and whispered: "Don't you know yet? The top card under your command..."

The hairtail was stunned, "Are you talking about the salted fish that struggled? What's wrong with him?"

Erya: "You really don't know?"

Hairdressing frowned, "What the hell is wrong? Do you say it or not?"

Erya saw her raising her hands again, and quickly explained the reason like a bamboo tube pouring beans. "A group of fleas, this afternoon, because they saw the ticket-seeking chapter of the salted fish under your hand, sprayed tea on the computer, and he rushed to wipe it, but ended up falling the computer display screen. The boss of their group just called him to the office to scold him. If you don't believe me, listen!"

Erya said, pointing to the office of a group of editors.

The hairtail listened with his ears, and he could hear a group of bosses cursing, and he could hear a few louder words - "pay", "idiot", "get out"...

A moment later, the hairtail saw the office door of a group of editors open, and the flea walked out with his head hanging down with an unlucky look on his face.

"Hehe, did you see it? The flea is broken on the ticket-seeking sheet of your top card!"

Erya smiled and joked about hairtail.

The hairtail opened its mouth and couldn't say anything.

When the fleas passed by them, they suddenly stopped and said to the hairtail with a expressionless face: "Uchiha hairtail, you want to treat me to a big meal, otherwise we will not finish it!"

Hairdressing subconsciously retorted, "Why? It's not a single chapter I wrote!"

The flea suddenly blinked at her left eye and lowered his voice and said, "Why do I treat you to a big meal? Just use it as a comfort to comfort me? Is it okay to have some sympathy?"

Hairdressing: "…"

Erya suddenly burst into laughter, hit the hairtail with her shoulder, and said with a smile: "Don't you understand? You're so stupid! Fleas are trying to chase you! He is looking for excuses to invite you to dinner!"

In an instant, the hairtail blushed.

Turn your head and leave.

The flea looked at Erya with a smile speechlessly, "You are just smart! If you don't speak, do people think you are a mute?"

Erya kicked him, "I just said I'll say it! Who told you to invite me when you just said you were having a big meal?"

After saying that, she turned around and ran away.

The fleas were left standing there alone and continued to be speechless.

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"New-style monthly ticket method 3"

"You may not believe it. Last night I had another dream. In the dream, I was chased by a group of men in black. I don't know why, in that dream, someone else's horse had four legs, but my horse had only two legs...

In the end, of course I was caught up. A group of men in black surrounded me and pointed my sword at me. One of the leading bald men shouted at me: "You waste! You haven't even reached the top ten in the list. Living is a waste of food. Brothers, chop him up!!"

Countless swords slashed at me, and I woke up from my dream with a scream, raised my hand and touched it, and a cold sweat. Brothers, I was almost cut to death..."

This is the monthly ticket single chapter issued by Sun Quan on January 21.

After this monthly ticket chapter was issued, there was no abnormal noise in the sky and the starting point did not collapse. However... two hours later, "Bloody", ranked tenth in the overall list, was exposed.

"Immortal Dragon Ring" finally returned to the top ten in the total list.

At that moment, Bai Nui, the author of "Bloody" in front of the computer, was speechless.

He had expected that he might be exploded by "Immortal Dragon Ring", but he definitely did not expect that the other party would explode himself like this.

The book review area of ​​"Bao Blood".

The white bird silently looked at the comfort given to him by the book fans.

"Waterbird! It's so sad! When you meet such a shameless opponent, you will not lose unjustly, even if you lose, you will still be honored. Don't be discouraged! Haha..."

"You may not believe me if I say it, just because I read the single chapter of Salted Fish today, I betrayed! I voted for him two monthly votes, but Boss Water Bird, please believe that my heart will always be yours!"

"Author, don't be sad, you won't be lonely. I'm sure such a sexy author, there are not many of the great masters on the top of the list that can stop them. Someone will come to accompany you soon, hehe."

...

The white bird closed the pages of "Bare Blood" with a dark face, thought for a while, and then clicked on the pages of "Immortal Dragon Ring".

He pulled the page to the book review area.

He saw that the well-known reader of Qidian, Liu Er Mihou, rewarded "Immortal Dragon Ring" with a reward of 50,000 Qidian coins, worth 500 yuan, but the money was not much, but the reward information was shown in the red font announcement in the book review area.

In addition, the White Bird also saw the six-eared macaque and posted a book review.

The content is as follows: "Haha, your single chapter in the past few days has been quite interesting. I'll give you a little reward and encourage you. I look forward to your new single chapter, haha. - Liuer Mihou"

"There are really any kind of author, any kind of book fans..."

The white bird cursed with a black face.

Afterwards, he read a few more book reviews here. He originally planned to read a few more, but after reading those few, he suddenly closed the pages of "Immortal Dragon Ring".

So annoying!

"Report!! Report to the King, our army has cut down the head of the water bird. Congratulations to the King! Congratulations to the King! We have entered the top ten of the total list. No one in black will chase you tonight! - Long-tailed Monkey"

"Author! Please continue your performance! Hurry up and release a new monthly ticket to find the method 4! - Huangtian Sancalcium"

"Hehe, I just went to the book review area of ​​"Ba Blood" to pretend to be a water bird and wrote a book review. Hehe, I guess it will make the water bird irritate to death! Haha—Huang Qiankun"

...

Perhaps it is because Sun Quan sent a ticket requesting chapter these days that he was too sexy, and more and more book fans and colleagues sent him private messages on QQ.

Some book fans urged him to send "New-style monthly tickets for 4" as soon as possible; some book fans gave him advice and helped him write one slutty ticket request after another; some book fans said nothing, and only sent him a thumbs-up expression.

The private messages sent by colleagues to Sun Quan are even more interesting.

Xiaochuan, who often sends private messages to him, also sent a private message this time, with the content: "Old Sun! Are you afraid of losing your temper when you do this? You are a great god now! If you are so unconventional, are you not afraid of your books being fans?"

Some colleagues also said in a private message to him: "I have been thinking about it these two days - I have been floppy. Is it because I am not as shameless as you guys? Don't get me wrong! I'm not scolding you, I really realized this. Hehe, I plan to learn how you do it again, thank you!"

Another colleague wrote in a private message to Sun Quan: "Salted Fish! To be honest, I have been chasing your book in the early stage, but after Lin Erdan's plot ended, I abandoned it. But recently, because of your awesome single chapters, I have come back. I believe that many book fans are like me. Because you are attracted by these single chapters, I can only say that I admire you! I have been asking for monthly tickets for you to make a living!"

...

Even Sun Quan's editor-in-chief Hairfish sent a private message to Sun Quan that afternoon.

The private message was: "Congratulations, I finally made it to the top ten of the total list again. Hehe, it seems that I believed you were right before! By the way, I have to thank you! Because someone invited me to a big meal in your recent single chapter, hehe."

Sun Quan replied: "????"

He really didn't understand, why did hairtail treat her to a big meal because of his single chapter? That was a single chapter I wrote. Even if I treat her to a big meal, it should be a big meal, right? What's the matter with her?

Hairdressing replied: "Hehe, anyway, you just need to know that this is the case. For details, I want to keep it confidential!"

At the end of the message, she attached a naughty expression.

...

Not only them, but when Sun Quan went to bed that night, Yuan Shuiqing got into his arms and asked softly with a smile: "What are you going to write tomorrow's ticket order? Have you thought about it?"

Sun Quan: “…”

He suddenly felt something was wrong, why did he feel that everyone is more interested in the content of his single chapter in the past few days than in the content of his book?

Have I become a jokester?
Chapter completed!