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Chapter 49 Crazy Stone

One month later, Qinglong Gorge Stone Forest.

Zhang Xiaodao carved stones with a serious expression, but for some reason he remembered that night and Yang Qing were drunk.

After that, Yang Qing followed Li Yi back to Jiyiguan, and he naturally followed Wu Nobita back to the stone forest and began a boring but particularly fulfilling life.

Just as I was thinking, the pebbles shattered again under the slightly heavier force of the knife.

Zhang Xiaodao sighed, looked at the blunt blade that had been a little rolled a few days ago, and rubbed his eyebrows.

This boring practice has become more and more proficient as time goes by. He can carve ten erotic stones if he has all his strength a day, but he once again reduced his success rate because he felt bored and wanted to carve lifelike stockings on the stone.

This action made Wu Daxiong complain because Zhang Xiaodao's new works have attracted much attention in this military camp, and some people even began to collect them at high prices.

Zhang Xiaodao told Wu Noah to ignore all the bids. He had his own marketing theory, and Wu Noah naturally became the only dealer of the erotic stone, but he did not want his status at the border of this post.

It is hard to imagine that the erotic stones would make Wu Noixun, a veteran who has been in the border army for many years, have been asking for help every day.

If you want to analyze it carefully, I am afraid that the spiritual life in the army here is too scarce. The stones in the palace are exquisitely carved, and the appearance and figure of the woman are even more childish and huge breasts that Bian Jun'er had never thought of before. Naturally, she is really amazingly attractive to these bands of red-faced border soldiers.

Therefore, the border army had a large demand for erotic stones, but Zhang Xiaodao carved very slowly, and the supply and demand ratio was unbalanced.

Zhang Xiaodao deliberately increased the difficulty not only for practicing swords, but also for the sake of raising Bian Jun'er's appetite, so he tried to make a profit in the future.

He always believed that people are inherently inferior at the beginning! The supply and demand ratio is imbalanced, which leads to the Bianjun who gets the erotic stones as treasures, and those who can't get will definitely have the best general mentality of not getting it. Naturally, it leads to the erotic stones becoming more popular among the Bianjun.

And this sentence when people started out, they were originally mean. It not only corresponds to the matter of erotic stones, but also reflects many joys, joys, laughter, anger and scolding that happens in this world.

This is a summary of Zhang Xiaodao's two-year-old experience and a marketing strategy. He is very satisfied with it. He believes that one day this small stone can create huge wealth for him.

Perhaps if his thoughts were known to others at this time, he would laugh at him as a small peasant consciousness.

But Zhang Xiaodao did not think that this idea was a small peasant consciousness. He believed that having money was not omnipotent, but not having money was absolutely impossible.

This concept is deeply rooted in him, so whether in order to make some money or practice knife, Zhang Xiaodao must do a good job in the erotic stone.

After a while, what Zhang Xiaodao had to do now was to carve Teacher Cang's beautiful legs that had been deliberately enlarged and lengthened by him on stockings, making it even more faint and inspiring.

This attempt was quickly completed after he calmed down. Wu Nobita came here and naturally had to observe the newly released erotic stones first.

Picking up the erotic stone, Wu Nobita looked a little angry, but he still asked, "What is on this leg?"

"Stocks."

"What are stockings?"

"The favorite of real men."

"It looks pretty good." Wu Daxiong smiled and continued, "Xiaodao, I beg you for something."

"What?" Zhang Xiaodao asked.

"Can we carve out the key parts? It will be exciting to see this way."

Zhang Xiaodao immediately shook his head like a rattle, and he said, "Indifferent does not mean despicable, thin codes are true love."

Wu Daxiong pulled down his long face and said domineeringly: "What a thin code, I really love you, I don't care. Teacher Cang is really a beauty, I have to look at her key parts."

Facing Wu Daxiong's aggressiveness, Zhang Xiaodao was not spoiled and immediately said: "I just don't draw, do whatever you want."

Wu Daxiong suddenly became depressed. After his relationship with Zhang Xiaodao came back from Fanshan, he was no longer a superior or subordinate. Even in front of others, he was called brothers. He was so hard that he had to be fun and soft.

"Xiaodao, I think this saber is a bit unsuitable for your identity."

"What is my identity?"

"You are my dear brother. I'll find someone to come back tomorrow to get a good knife."

"Well, this is possible."

"Then is what I said feasible?"

"It's not feasible." Zhang Xiaodao immediately rejected.

"Don't do this, Xiaodao, why do you say that I am also a man in front of you when I am in danger, right?"

Zhang Xiaodao knew that Wu Daxiong was not the one who asked others to repay his kindness, which shows how attractive the key parts behind the stockings were to him.

So, Zhang Xiaodao sighed to the sky: "Oh, since you have said that, go and bring me the old green cow first."

Wu Daxiong turned around and left, and from time to time he carried the old green bull with a small bell tied around his neck to Zhang Xiaodao.

Lao Qingniu was scared when he saw Zhang Xiaodao. These days, Zhang Xiaodao had been cut by the flesh. Zhang Xiaodao not only ate it himself, but also invited others to eat it. But the hoof it gave it could not remove the hateful bell, otherwise Lao Qingniu would have thought of running away.

Of course, the old green bull who wanted to escape did not escape. He might die faster when he ran away. It just felt that his flesh was not cut off quickly. The ox tail that had not yet grown out shows how sad all this experience was.

"Where do you want to eat today?" Zhang Xiaodao asked seriously.

"I still want to eat the ox tail, but it hasn't grown yet." Wu Daxiong smashed his mouth, obviously his stomach had long been conquered by the meat of the old green beef.

"Look at the tail." Zhang Xiaodao pointed at the strong buttocks of the old green bull.

Wu Nobita judged the situation and, except for the old green ox's tail being cut off and left white spots, he could only see the key parts of the old green ox.

At this time, Zhang Xiaodao joked: "This thing is similar to the thing you want, otherwise you can make do with it?"

Wu Daxiong suddenly had the idea of ​​crying. Zhang Xiaodao was so capable of destroying people. In order to take revenge on Zhang Xiaodao, he put away the newly carved erotic stone, turned around and left, leaving Zhang Xiaodao and Lao Qingniu's eyes facing each other.

Zhang Xiaoda looked at Lao Qingniu and said, "Be careful recently. If that guy Huoliwang wants to explode your anus after watching it, how can you live?"

I really can't live anymore. After the tail was cut off, the old green bull felt a little cold on his butt, and now he felt that the cold wind was pouring in. He could only make a [resentful] look in order to ask Zhang Xiaodao to be kind.

Zhang Xiaodao laughed and said, "This is not the most important thing. If there is the young man with strong firepower who feels that he is not strong enough, he cut off your bullwhip to strengthen his aphrodisiac and then explodes your anus, this is the most miserable thing."

Lao Qingniu suddenly moaned and mooed. Zhang Xiaodao touched Lao Qingniu's head and said, "Don't worry, such a careless thing will definitely not happen. I heard that it is delicious to tear the cow's heart with your hands. You don't hurt anyway. Don't mind me digging it deeper at night, right?"

When he thought that he was about to be opened, Lao Qingniu had to roll his eyes and pretend to be dead, which made Zhang Xiaodao feel very happy.

Wu Daxiong returned to the camp with Zhang Xiaodao's new work. Bian Jun'er immediately told him that Lu Yizi was coming. Wu Daxiong put the stone in his arms and walked into the camp. He saw Lu Yizi standing with his hands behind his back, his unspeakable and unrestrained look on his back.

Lu Yi is the commander of the Fengfeng Camp, and he is the top figure in the Yiguan. Although the two have met before, they are definitely not familiar with each other.

So Wu Daxiong expressed his respect by boxing the heart, while Lu Yizi spoke very bluntly: "I heard that the erotic stones were flowing out here?"

Wu Daxiong's face turned dark, and Lu Yizi was famously cold. I was afraid that he would be punished by attacking the enemy.

His head turned, and he thought of the relationship between Zhang Xiaodao, Yang Qing and General Li Yi, and he ruthlessly said, "It's not my fault, the commander. You know Xiaodao, this kid, alas, he doesn't listen to him, so he insists on doing this thing. It's called "Standard Practice". It's really uncontrollable."

Wu Nobita looked heartbroken, and Lu Yizi was stunned, but he was a person who was unwilling to talk nonsense and said simply and clearly: "Do you have a stone in your hand?"

"Uh, I can have that thing."

Lu Yishou said word by word: "I want it."

Wu Daxiong was stunned for a while, secretly admired Lu Yizi's desire to [Chun] Gong Shitou looked righteous and honestly took out Zhang Xiaodao's new work and handed it to Lu Yizi and said, "Commander, this is what I just confiscated."

Lu Yizi didn't want to talk nonsense, waved his hand, walked out of the camp, and disappeared from Wu Daxiong's vision, making Wu Daxiong sigh repeatedly, but he was helpless.

Lu Yizi arrived at the post where Lu Erzi was located two days later. At this time, Lu Erzi was serving tea and water to serve a sloppy old man with broken arms.

The old man looked extremely solemn, but in his hand was the erotic stone given to the word "Lu" by Zhang Xiaodao.

After Lu Yizi came in, he didn't say nonsense and directly put Zhang Xiaodao's new work in front of the old man.

The old man's turbid eyes lit up suddenly, and he carefully looked at the painting on the stone, and was amazed.

Lu Erzi looked at the elder brother without saying anything, and then stood aside tactfully until the old man said, "Yizi, how do you think Xiaodao is talented in swordsmanship?"

"Talent is obtained through hard work, at least in terms of portraying the [Chun] Palace Picture to practice swordsmanship."

The old man nodded and rubbed the stones with his sleeves, as if this could make it clearer. He spoke from time to time: "What is on Teacher Cang's legs? It looks so charming."

"have no idea."

"Do you know if you have two words?"

"I don't know either."

The old man fell into deep thought. After a long time, he still couldn't figure out what the 'shes stockings' was. After a long time of understanding, he stood up and said, "Erzi and I go to the stone forest with me. I have to ask in person what this thing is."

The word "Lu" immediately seemed to be, but he found a faint smile on his face, which reminded him of the two words "Successful"!

And what did Lu Yizi succeed? I’m afraid it’s the old man’s curiosity!
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