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On the TV screen, the digital rain sign of the matrix flashed, and a burst of joyful music broke out in the chassis, and then the pure car roared in the ears. As the cameras continued to switch, cars, trains, tanks, and planes rushed to appear, and scenes of exciting scenes appeared in more than ten seconds of advertisements.

"On May 9, the global fierce battle of "Fast and Furious" will be launched!" After the narrator said that, he saw a tank floating in the sky roaring, "Bang bang bang, grandma, there are tanks flying in the sky."

This exciting advertising clip has gradually spread from the Internet to various channels such as print media and hard broadcast media since the "Super Bowl Finals". There is still a year for the Chinese Spring Festival Gala, and the "Spring Bowl" in the United States came earlier this year. The 47th NFL Super Bowl (the annual NFL finals were staged at the Super Dome Stadium in New Orleans, and the two final teams are the San Francisco 49ers and the Baltimore Ravens.

More than 1 billion TV viewers around the world will watch this show, which is no less than the Spring Festival Gala. Of course, not everyone likes to watch football, and a considerable number of people care more about midfield performances. Various superstars are competing to appear, which can be called the American era show.

, and there are also contributions from matrix companies. The advertising time of more than ten seconds is super expensive, but this kind of advertising makes major companies pay nothing to say.

Since the Super Bowl, "Fast and Furious" has officially launched a big publicity journey. In April, it has held consecutive meetings of fans and fans in many places.

On April 1, a news report suddenly appeared on the Matrix official website, saying that "Chen Tiandu's family was robbed by robbers. The Oscar Little Golden Man was stolen, and Chen Tiandu cried in grief."

"Wow, it's true!"

Countless fans clicked in with surprise. Of course, they also had suspicions, after all, today is April Fool's Day.

Then I saw a serious report from the host of xyz TV. The scene of the robbery was being played on the TV behind it, and the on-site interviews from the reporters, as well as the situation of the villa videotape recorded on the day.

In the picture, Chen Tian was wearing pajamas and was interviewed by reporters with an unlucky look, telling the story of the day, "This is the thing. He was resting that day, and suddenly he heard the alarm of someone breaking in. Then a group of professional bandits broke into the place with tanks. Tanks, you heard that they were driving tanks. The most hateful thing is that they actually fired fire at me, fired fire..."

Chen Tiandu's acting skills were good, and he excitedly extended his hand to the camera, roaring with an overly frightened look.

"They pointed the cannon at my head and forced me to hand over the little golden man. Do you need to do this? I was so scared that I was so scared that I had to hand it over to them in order to save my life."

Speaking of this, he suddenly whispered to the host mysteriously, "I suspect that they were hired by some big stars and directors who were not satisfied with the results of the Oscar selection some time ago to work on me. There may be XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Then he suddenly pulled it back and continued to tell the inside story of being robbed with a frightened look just now. The beautiful host even comforted him. It looked the same as it was, and it seemed...probably... maybe...

Looking at the scene of the car accident, could Chen Tiandu’s family really be stolen?!

Many viewers have several big question marks on their heads, but there seems to be something wrong. The video is not over yet, so let's continue watching it.

"It's a pity that they will still have sex after robbing money. These damn bastards!"

In the video, Chen Tian looked tragically angry and shouted at the camera. Because he was too excited, he had multiple swear words, and the video was forced to keep silent "Huahua" and "Huahua" and "Huahua" inaccurately.

The video kept shaking. It was obvious that the camera was harassed by him and did not catch the camera steadily. The camera flashed and turned into a black and white tone, which was the scene in the video surveillance. Sure enough, a tank rushed in, collapsed the gate all the way, smashed the inner wall of the floor-to-ceiling glass, and fired the fire. The scene of the explosion was like a real thing. Then two strong men jumped out of the tank, Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel, who caught Chen Tian and threatened them.

"Damn it! I've been fooled!"

Countless netizens laughed out loud. No wonder the beautiful reporter looked so familiar just now. It was clearly Megan Fox who appeared in the trailer. He just changed his hairstyle and hair color slightly, but he didn't recognize it at first. Moreover, the scene of the firing was carefully distinguished, and it also came from the editing footage in the trailer of "Fast and Furious" movie.

It's so good, so willing to work hard. A big director and a billion-dollar boss actually joked about himself.

It's simply, it's...

The audience could not help laughing, they could only laugh, it was so funny.

The video is not over, because Chen Tian has said, "They will still have sex after robbing money." Could it be that Kate will appear on the screen? After all, they are already **. Then he saw Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel laughing gloomyly in the camera, forcing Chen Tian to come. Especially Vin Diesel, the performance is too realistic, and he lifts his pants and picks up his crotch while forcing him, "Man, big breasts are good."

"Don't come over, don't come over, what are you going to do? Don't come over!"

In the video, Chen Tian grabbed his pajamas tightly, looking like a young wife, and did not let himself show his own point. His figure was already great, but when faced with these two big guys, he was obviously inferior to him. He was forced into the corner of the wall, and a scream that shocked the world and the ghosts came.

"Water, what's going on? He didn't want to rob Kate, but instead rob Chen Tian was so lustful. It was such a magical twist! It was indeed Chen Tiandu's video, and even the video didn't make people guess the result. Even the two gay robbers robbed Chen Tiandu, hahaha, it's so spoof."

"Wow~~" the camera flickered violently, but a "cut!" sounded from the sound, and then the video suddenly dimmed.

"It's true that I'm filming." Netizens know that Chen Tian probably saw that the situation was wrong and even shouted out cut.

The picture continued to dark. Just as everyone thought the video was over, Chen Tiandu's voice suddenly came from the speaker. "FWow~ Damn, cut...cut, cut...cut.cut, cut..."

“…”

A series of rapid cut sounds sounded in the sound. It made countless netizens wonder what happened. Did he really make him miserable? It was really a mess? It left a suspense for the audience at the end.

This video is undoubtedly a promotional video of "Fast and Furious" released on April Fool's Day, but this video is really too spoof. Especially Chen Tian is willing to be spoofed, and he actually plays so much, and the amount of information revealed in the video is too large.

First of all, some facilities in his villa were exposed by himself for the first time. Secondly, the reporters obviously cared more about what he seemed to be saying, "I am not satisfied with the results of the Oscar selection, and who is the name of a big star who planned to rob the Little Golden Man?" This seems to be a reflection of Chen Tian's previous comments that he should not be able to get the counterattack from those of the Oscars. This is really rare.

Finally, it was also a topic that everyone was very concerned about, "What happened after the screen became dark?"

There is no doubt that as soon as this video was released, it immediately attracted countless netizens to reprint it, causing a sensation on the Internet, and countless people clicked on the video to check out the Oscar-blame director's self-deprecating self-deprecating. After watching it, he looked like he was laughing endlessly, which was so joyful.

There are also netizens who spontaneously add fuel to the video. They named Chen Tiandu’s “XX”, "George Clooney, Sylvester Stallone, Nicholas Cage, Steve Soderbergh" and others, and were named one by one by one by netizens.

The matter is not over yet. The great director Ridley Scott suddenly issued a statement claiming to be responsible for the robbery terrorist attack. "It was the case I sent to do. I did not get the Little Golden Man at the Oscars, so I was unwilling to accept it, so I had to rob it back by force."

“Hahaha~~”

The old man was actually happy. It was rare to make fun of it. This was really unexpected. He was just to promote the fall of the Black Hawk. He just said something casually, but being a person can leave a funny and humorous impression on the fans. Why not do it? Then Steven Soderbergh also imitated Ridley and issued a statement saying, "I am also responsible for this matter. I didn't get the Little Golden Man. I sent the 'Eleven Arhat' and went there. Unfortunately, Ridley came one step late and was snatched first. However, the 'Eleven Arhat' who was one step late discovered a very wonderful crime scene. The scene... was so beautiful, so I won't go into detail. Because all the valuables were taken away, we couldn't return empty-handed, so we robbed Kate Beckinsale. If you want to redeem Kate, you can exchange it for $1 billion."

"Puff~~"

Chen Tiandu was drinking water when he read this news. After reading it, he sprayed a sip of water, "Fuck!"

The fun was even bigger, attracting more attention to this matter. Martin Scorsese, who had not had an Oscar for many years, jumped out. He has been portrayed by the media as an Oscar frustrated person, and has been running with him for many years. Even the media said that Oscar owes him a little golden man. He actually came out to tease him today, "I have to be responsible for this matter. Because I have not won the Best Director of Oscar for many years, I have done this vote. The thug who helped me do this vote is "The New York Gangster"!"

"It's over, I've lost control, and I've been all taken advantage of by these old bastards." Kong Yiji rushed in outside the office and stomped his feet anxiously.

Chen Tian was already out of breath and raised his head lazily, "Who has replied again?"

Kong Yiji said: "This time it's Stephen Mossus, the director of "The Return of the Mummy", who claimed that it was difficult for him to send "The Return of the Mummy" to win the Oscars, so he sent the mummy to go on the run, and the Scorpion King Dwayne Johnson personally led the team." This threatened the most because the week before the release of "Fast and Furious" was released.

While Kong Yiji was talking, another bombshell spread on the Internet. It turned out that Steven Spielberg also responded, claiming, "I still have an empty space in my collection room, and I want to get another Oscar-like little golden man. Send Tom Cruise to find a "Minority Report" by the way."

The old man actually came to have fun, which is really funny.

The whole company is paying attention to this matter, and almost everyone on the Internet knows it. "I usually look humble, but it turns out that there are so many directors who covet the best director of the Oscars."

A short funny spoof video is actually better than a regular movie promotion trailer, which is really something that the matrix has never expected.

Chen Tian just had an idea and blackened himself, as a response to someone who criticized him for not being qualified to win the Oscar. Unexpectedly, as soon as someone responded, things became more and more difficult to deal with. But this is also a good thing. If they want to promote the movie, let him go. In the end, the big shot was "Fast and Furious".

Through this self-deprecating and spoof video, netizens also knew what kind of person Chen Tian, ​​who rarely appears on TV shows, was in his life. It turned out that he was so humorous and funny.

There are more and more followers following his blog, which is something I didn't expect in advance.

Hollywood is the entertainment center of the world. Such fun videos suddenly broke out here, and the whole world naturally reprinted them. There are also media specially compiled them into special topics, listing all the big directors and big stars who claim to be responsible for this matter for everyone to be "fooled and happy"!
Chapter completed!