Chapter 7 Encountered the robbery on the way
Li Shuaibao has no interest in swimming girls on the roadside. In fact, Li Shuaibao doesn’t seem to be interested in swimming girls.
At least since we met, this handsome guy has never shown any affection for any girl in front of Sushan and Fatty Jia.
If it weren't for the fact that Fatty Jia and Su Shan once discovered that this guy was admiring the "action movie" and "high fighting spirit", both of them had doubts whether this guy had any secrets to be friends with him, and even the male sex they covet were unsure. How complicated the society is now.
It was time to see this scene that the two of them realized that Li Shuaibao, the big handsome man, was not a bend, which made the two of them feel relieved.
Hearing Fatty Jia say this, Li Shuai Bao Yi's body retracted on the sofa in the back seat to prepare for a short sleep.
Fatty Jia is now so crazy. Seeing that Li Shuaibao would not disturb his spring sowing plan, he prepared to get out of the car and pick up girls.
Sushan really wanted to see Fatty Jia be beaten by a girl, and at the same time, he helped them repair a car if he could.
It’s not that Sushan insists on helping others, but that he doesn’t have to stay in the village and the shop behind him. It’s really inappropriate to let a girl beside the road. In this environment, there may not be a car passing by for a few hours. This is not helping others, it’s almost equivalent to saving people.
So in this way, Fatty Jia and Su Shan got off the car together.
When he was about to walk to the girl, Fatty Jia adjusted his expression and squeezed out a harmless professional smile from his face.
"Hi! Have you encountered some trouble?"
Fatty Jia made his voice gentler as much as possible, and at the same time he also exuded an invisible magnetic male voice. According to Fatty Jia himself, if this voice is used well, he can at least go to Sanli.
However, for Fatty Jia's three [Shuquge www.shuquge.co]lei, Sushan has always not known where the boundary is, whether he was kicked or slapped in the face, or randomly selected in the face?
"Oh! Oh! Oh! We have no malice!"
Fatty Jia's magnetic voice has not been fully displayed. Su Shan, who is not a third or third, doesn't know, but Su Shan feels that if he is not lucky today, he and Fatty Jia will be beaten by this girl.
Because when this girl straightened her waist and looked at the two of them, she smiled on her face, but she had an extra gun in her hand.
Real gun!
The black muzzle emits a cold light, like a big mouth that devours people.
It’s like a woman suddenly holding your shoulder and saying to you softly: Dear, what day is today? It makes people feel restless.
The old saying goes: Smiling is not a good thing! Sushan now understands it.
"We have no malice. We just see that you are alone and the car is broken. We want to come and repair the car for you!" Fatty Jia said quickly.
The girl holding a gun is very beautiful. This kind of beauty is different from the hard beauty of ordinary European and American women. It has the softness of Asian cheeks, a standard oval face, a straight mahogany nose, curved willow eyebrows, a pair of almond eyes, and dark blue eyes. It is so beautiful that the harem is pink and colorless, and from then on, the king will not go to court early.
Not to mention the small waist that can be held, the slender and straight legs.
After seeing this, the fat man suddenly forgot the gun in the woman's hand, turned his head and opened his mouth: "Brother, this girl is ninety-tenths old, and the youngest one is afraid that she is arrogant!"
“…”
Sushan now wants this girl to kill herself first. When is it? Fatty Jia still has this idea.
"Baiches!"
The girl looked very proud and kept sweeping around Sushan and Fatty Jia's body with her gun.
"You two little beaches! My car is not broken, I just lack a little money. I want to ask you to borrow some money to spend it!"
Meet a female robbery!
Both Fatty Jia and Su Shan understood: It turned out that this female hero was short of money.
Want money! Say it earlier!
At this moment, Sushan and Fatty Jia felt relieved. From the time they came to the United States, someone told newcomers like Sushan and Fatty Jia that they would put fifty dollars in their pockets when they went out. Once they encountered black American comrades who were short of money on the road or in the alley, they would definitely donate generously.
You can't resist, because in the United States, you will generally not be sentenced to death. Not only will you not be sentenced to death, but if you are creative and kill enough, you may also become the idol of some women. They will write letters to you from all over the United States. If possible, they will also go to prison to feed the tiger, allowing you to release your body and mind.
Before coming to the United States, Sushan only heard of Canadian cannon fans, celebrities fans, and never heard of serial murderers who can still be fans. After arriving in the United States, Sushan was considered an eye-opener.
Upon hearing this news, Sushan had never thought about climbing a high place in the United States, raising a banner to act on behalf of heaven and killing the rich and helping the poor. However, he was afraid that the American people would not understand Chinese, and for a moment they would not be able to translate these two sentences perfectly into slang that even American illiterate people could understand, so he had to give up for a while and lie down to wait for the opportunity.
If you don’t want to go to prison in the United States and wait for female fans outside to come to your door, you should honestly prepare fifty dollars in your pocket in order to relieve the heroes’ needs on the way.
Children of the world, who doesn’t have a shortage of money? Do you think?
"I have fifty dollars in my left pocket! Take it away." Fatty Jia knew the current affairs very well and decided to be the hero of the world.
Sushan is a little embarrassed.
"Where are you little beach?"
The heroine's gun turned to Sushan.
"I only have a dozen dollars, and I lost all the bets when I bet on horses."
Su Shan was a little disgusted when he couldn't get a 50-dollar deal for the heroine. What a great fortune to encounter a beautiful woman.
At this moment, the engine behind them suddenly sounded loudly. When they turned halfway, they suddenly saw a Lexus flying towards the heroine's car.
Then there was a DUANG! Then the front of the female hero's car collapsed in.
"Fak, Fak!"
"The bitch raised me and hit my car!"
The last sentence is actually very authentic Chinese, and it also has a capital accent. However, Sushan and Fatty Jia are not in the mood to notice this when they are pointed at by guns.
The American heroine who robbed the Tao suddenly went crazy!
He fired several shots at Lexus, but failed to hit Lexus, but hit the trailer behind him.
Then the three people on the roadside watched as the thunder car dragged the trailer smaller and smaller along the road.
Sushan and Fatty Jia were even more stunned at this moment. Both of them had O-shaped mouths. Not to mention stuffing an egg, inflating them into their mouths could support their skins, just like making roast duck in old shops in Beijing.
Just when the two thought the heroine would vent their anger on them, the heroine jumped into the car, started the car and heard the car engine ringing, so she chased Lexus directly.
When the heroine's car rushed out, Sushan found that his trailer had turned over a few points, and then he lost contact with the Lexus in front.
"Oh, ma!"
Sushan's heart was bleeding at this moment, and all the belongings were turned over on the road for a few moments - it was gone!
When he turned around, Sushan found that Fatty Jia was already angrily open, looking like a angrily looking King Kong in the temple. He immediately knew that things were a little bad. Fatty Jia, who was greedy and lustful, was obsessed with the inner demon.
"Fatty, fat!"
He pinched the fat man and fanned the fat man's face. It took a while before Su Shan saw that the fat man's eyes recovered.
But the eyes that have recovered are filled with tears.
While reaching out to grab Sushan's clothes and wipe the tears from his face, the fat man gritted his teeth and asked, "Is that handsome guy back?"
"With his cleverness and strength, those who have robbed the Tao should not catch up with her!" Su Shan said.
Fatty Jia yelled: "I care about his yarn, that's my car! Oh my God, this killer, just grab the money, what's wrong with you hitting her with my car! I've only got it for two or three days, and I killed Wang X's egg this day..."
The fat man cried so much that the listener was sad. The listener cried. At first glance, he didn't know how many relatives he had been with him. If someone passed by, he would be moved: I would be so sad that my parents went there.
But when Sushan heard the fat man crying, he immediately pulled his clothes back from the fat man's hand, and then three meters away from the fat man, just watching the fat man cry.
When the fat man asked Sushan.
"Do you see clearly how my car was hit? Did the front bumper bend?"
"I didn't see clearly, but I advise you not to have too much hope. Look at what the woman's car is injured and you will know what your front bumper is like," Su Shan said objectively.
When Fatty Jia heard this, he immediately put on a crying expression again.
At this moment, the fat man's heart was not bleeding, but blood was swelling!
"XX your XX..."
A series of indecent words were thrown out of the fat man's mouth.
When I heard Sushan was broadcasting live, I felt that the fat man was scolding him too fiercely and was not particular. If he said that he would not scold his parents or ancestors above, he would scold his grandparents.
"Why don't you scold me? Your trailer is gone!"
When Su Shan heard Fatty Jia’s reminder, he immediately became angry. Two men jumped to his feet appeared on the side of the road, and some words that made 404 burst out.
They were tired of scolding, and the two of them did not see Li Shuaibao back, so they had to continue walking forward and to the tow truck. Sushan looked at his tow truck again, and immediately held the door and cursed Li Shuaibao for five minutes.
“Can it still work?”
Su Shan said: "It's no wonder that you can use it. Even if you can use it, it's not worth the money to repair it. If you have that money, it's better to buy a second-hand one."
Seeing that the small trailer that had been following him for several years broke up, Sushan felt uncomfortable. But what if he was not feeling well? It had happened and he had no regrets.
"I would have known that this grandson would come out!" Fatty Jia regretted it now and was a little hindsighted.
The two of them had no choice but to straighten the drag, and then stayed in the trailer and waited for Li Shuaibao, the careless goods, to come back, and walk out of here with two legs? Then forget it, there is no place to stay for hundreds of miles, and even if they can go out, they will almost starve to death.
"Here, maybe this guy is back!"
Sushan looked up and found a line of lights in the night, so he said to Fatty Jia.
At this time, the two of them had no strength to hate Li Shuaibao. The two of them, wrapped in the blanket, were eager to hope that Li Shuaibao would come back soon.
While waiting for the group of cars to get closer, the two found that it was indeed Li Shuai's bag back, not only Li Shuai's bag but also three police cars.
The police came here and made trouble again. It was two or three o'clock in the evening, and the three of them left the police station. As for the losses, the insurance company naturally compensated, but there was no chance to arrest people for a while.
If the robbery is put in the country with a gun, it will be a big case. If it is put in the United States, it will be like this. As long as no one dies, the police will hold a case for you. As for when it can be solved and brought to justice by criminals, only God, oh, in the United States, God must say God, that is, God knows.
Chapter completed!