0007 Master, your nose is bleeding
After eating and drinking, Chu Fang used the dishwashing detergent and dishwashing foam when buying instant noodles in the morning, and immediately brushed out the noodle bowl and small pot.
Originally, he wanted to hand over such chores to the girl Misaka who is a robot, but he didn't expect that the girl Misaka was obviously a robot, but she couldn't even brush a bowl. Even though Chu Fang had demonstrated her many times, she still "can't" brush it.
This is really abnormal. There is no reason why Misaka, who is as intelligent as humans, cannot even learn how to wash dishes. Even if her database has only two professional skills, "entertainment" and "guard", at the beginning, she has two professional skills, such as dishwashing, cleaning, washing clothes, and cooking. Life skills such as her omnipotent angel should not be difficult.
Chu Fang once again smelled the scent of conspiracy. The "Fantasy Carrot" company must have limited Misaka's learning ability and made her unable to learn new skills by herself. Otherwise, one or two of the universal angels like this would be enough for the family. The various subsequent models they made were only different in appearances, and there was no need to buy them.
If possible, Chu Fang really wanted to call on the official forum to boycott this kind of cheating company, but now he can't say bad things about the "Fantasy Radish" company, but he also has to pray that it will become more and more popular as it gets dry and bigger.
——Once the "Fantasy Carrot" company goes bankrupt, he probably will never be able to obtain universal angels from the future world again. Even if such a cheating company really makes a big profit when universal angels are popular, quickly squeeze out all their value and then pats their butts and leaves. Chu Fang can only hope that they can persist until they buy enough universal angels and then go bankrupt.
Out of this sense of crisis about the future, Chu Fang immediately sat back in front of the computer after finishing his chores and began to study the specific requirements for opening an online store on "Laobao.com".
Sure enough, just like the legendary one can open a Labao online store, and it is free, but real-name authentication is required. Fortunately, Chu Fang had already obtained a fresh ID card more than a month ago.
After spending more than an hour to get the shop, the sky had become slightly darker. Chu Fang, who was in an excited state, did not consider the issue of supper for the time being, and directly pulled Misaka's sister to take photos on the bed - although he wanted to learn like "Teacher Chen", his shooting tools were only mobile phones.
"…Misaka, kneel down in all directions, and then turn around and look at the phone.
Waist, waist should be as deep as possible, well, let’s keep this posture first.”
After taking a few normal photos of Misaka sister, Chu Fang finally couldn't help but become evil. In his camera, Misaka sister with a expressionless face had raised her butt high and stared at him calmly with her dull pupils.
"Gudu!"
Seeing this scene that originally only existed in the sad young man's **, Chu Fang's Adam's apple shook and swallowed hard. Then he squatted down on one knee with his obviously red face, until the camera was flush with Misaka's blue and white striped pants, and finally pressed the shooting button.
"Should you go, then sit in the bed in a duck-sitting position - that is, to spread your legs slightly, sit on the bed with your butt, and your calves against your thighs."
The most difficult thing in this world is often the first time. After experiencing the first time, you will feel much easier for the second time, or it doesn’t matter anymore, and the same is true for the loss of moral integrity.
After losing his moral integrity, Chu Fang naturally ordered Misaka sister to pose in the position of a duck sitting, which was considered the most sexy and cute, full of "female power", and also made a request to make people's heart beat faster.
"Twin, gently pinch the hem of the skirt in front with both hands... and then pull up... one, pulling it to the highest level!"
After giving such a lustful order with red face, Chu Fang felt that his integrity seemed to have fallen a lot, but an unprecedented pleasure followed, and quickly filled his brain, making him feel a little dizzy in front of him, as if he was drunk - although Chu Fang only overdoses of fruit wine with extremely low numbers.
Even on the small mobile phone screen, Misaka's fair but healthy thighs were still so "shocking", which really made Chu Fang feel frightened, and even he himself didn't know why.
Under the hem of the skirt that was lifted high, the blue and white striped pants, as well as the dazzling skin and cute belly button on the pants made Chu Fang's desire even higher - but his desire had already risen so high that he was about to burst his loose shorts.
"Owner……"
At this time, the girl Misaka who had been silent finally spoke. Although she was still looking at Chu Fang with an expressionless face, her eyes that lacked glamour seemed to have a little more special emotion.
“Your nosebleed is flowing.
Misaka reminded him in time and was proud of his amazing charm."
"Huh? Is that?"
Chu Fang, with a tiny smile on his face, first pressed the shooting button, then raised his left hand and took it under his nose, and ran to the kitchen sink while smirking.
After returning from the kitchen, Chu Fang, who used cold water to cool his nose and heart, finally returned to normal. He called out Misaka's sister who was still holding the hem of her skirt in both hands from the bed, and did not intend to continue taking "that kind of photos".
"Well... such a photo... can't be seen by other men!"
Chu Fang looked back and forth several times with his greedy eyes, showing the seductive photos of the pants exposed just now, and then gritted his teeth and deleted them all.
Sister Misaka is only his omnipotent angel. She is already very generous when taking a few ordinary photos for those dead houses to see. Such precious benefits must be enjoyed by him alone!
With this sense of superiority, Chu Fang posted the front, side, back and bust of Misaka sister to several famous anime forums in China, and also posted the same post on 2ch in Japan, with the title "The most similar Misaka sister in history. Once this Coser came out, no one dared to cosplay Misaka sister again."
The photos taken by Chu Fang on his mobile phone tonight were not intended to be sold in his Laobao online store, but were only used for advertising. He posted all of these photos on his Laobao store site. The photos he really used for sale were planned to take Misaka sister to a nearby photo studio tomorrow, and he had to supervise the whole process when shooting!
On his own Laobao online store, Chu Fang stated that each photo only costs one yuan, but only if the previous photo is sold for more than 10,000, will the second photo be listed. This way, even if some buyers have free dissemination after obtaining the photo files he has passed, it will not affect his economic interests.
He doesn't need a photo studio to provide clothing, a stylist to help put on makeup, or print out the photos. He just takes a set of photos. The total cost may be only one or two hundred, and then he will earn at least 10,000 yuan per photo... This money should not be too easy!
However, Chu Fang only planned to take five or six photos. After all, he didn't want his Misaka sister to pose in tempting positions in front of others. And if there were too many ordinary photos, no one would buy them. It would be better to do ** marketing and make it easier to cheat money in the future.
After thinking about the plan to make money, Chu Fang took his sister Misaka to wash up, avoided her sister Misaka and changed her pajamas, and then climbed onto the bed early.
But Misaka sister stood by the bed motionless, as if she had no intention of following her.
"Misaka...that...you, don't you come to sleep?"
Chu Fang, who had regained some moral integrity, was still a little shy when he invited his sister Misaka to sleep in the same bed, which made him stutter. However, Misaka just blinked his eyes and replied indifferently:
"Misaka must protect the safety of his master at night, just stand and rest.
Misaka answered with great responsibility.”
"No, there is no need for that? It's safe here, you can lie down and sleep well.
Come on, come on.”
"yes.
Misaka answered very gratefully.”
Then, Misaka took off her brand new shoes and climbed onto the bed, then lay directly beside Chu Fang with her clothes, and closed her eyes with her back. Chu Fang hesitated for a while, and finally couldn't help but find a few irrefutable reasons to order this girl who would actually obey the order unconditionally take off her clothes:
"Take off your clothes and socks before sleeping, no, otherwise the dust on the outer coat will touch the bed, and the clothes will be wrinkled."
"yes.
Misaka answered very sorry.”
——Although Misaka girl would never provide "entertainment" to Chu Fang before activating the VIP service, she would have no problem with her clothes. Chu Fang could be sure that this was definitely a conspiracy designed by the "Fantasy Radish" company to tempt customers to purchase VIPs!
“Swishy…”
Just before Chu Fang's eyes, Misaka's sister silently took off her clothes and only her clothes, but Chu Fang immediately turned off the light.
Moreover, in order to show that he did not order the other party to take off his clothes because of some lustful thoughts, he immediately turned his back to his sister Misaka and lay inside the double bed "faced the wall and thought about his mistakes".
However, Chu Fang lying quietly with his eyes closed for a long time, but he still couldn't fall asleep for a long time.
After all, there is a girl lying behind him? A girl who is only wearing underwear and naked all over her body? If he can still close his eyes and sleep soundly under such circumstances, is he still a man?
So Chu Fang turned his body quietly, and then he saw that the Misaka girl who was originally lying on her back turned her body to this side at some point, and stared at him expressionlessly!
Chapter completed!