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Chapter 212 Rotten Tomatoes

Although Li Xiaohu has been busy working almost most of the time since his time travel, in essence, he is not a workaholic type. He just lived too much in his previous life and finally could live a plug-in game in this life. Naturally, he had to work harder, otherwise he would have let down this God-given ability.

However, no matter how hard he works, Li Xiaohu often takes advantage of the opportunity to be lazy.

For example, just when he returned to Dali today, Li Xiaoshan went to the set with great dedication, but Li Xiaohu used the excuse of being tired from the journey and stayed in the hotel for an afternoon of "Legend". But in fact, he was sitting on the plane for more than two hours, except for flipping through newspapers, he was not very tired, so how could he be so tired?

Of course, Li Xiaohu was not just playing games, and he was thinking about things in his mind. He had promised his elder brother and mother. At the upcoming New Year's Eve concert, he designed all the singing and dancing programs. Moreover, because of the tight time, he had to come up with all the plans within a week, otherwise there would be no time to rehearse.

Although you can copy them all, you have to choose a suitable program to match the overall style of the concert, which will cost you some brain cells.

While cutting monsters to level up, Li Xiaohu was improving the plagiarism plan in his mind.

Chang Qingwen sent a master in choreography to help him. Li Xiaohu has now thought of a plan and just needs to retell it. It doesn’t take much effort to write it out on paper. The choreography needs to be done to make actual movements to be intuitive.

Chang Qingwen gave Li Xiaohu a week to design dances. This is already so high that he looks at him for several floors. Choreography is very particular about inspiration. In fact, all art requires inspiration, and limited time is difficult.

But Li Xiaohu's performance was only exaggerated than everyone expected. He only spent one afternoon, and while playing games, he was leisurely and leisurely to get everything done. If this efficiency was spread, it would probably be treated as a monster.

It was almost time for dinner, so there was no need to rush to call the dance designer over to discuss. Li Xiaohu guessed that the crew should be about to finish work, so he quit the game and took a look on the Internet, waiting to go out for dinner with the crew members.

Entertainment newspapers and magazines are full of voices from professional film critics, but the online viewing experience of ordinary audiences. In contrast, the online sounds can actually reflect the audience's love for movies more, and are more reliable than the reputation of professional film critics.

However, the influence of the Internet is not enough at this time. No matter how good the reputation on the Internet is, it can only bring some young audiences. Fortunately, the main target of "My Savage Girlfriend" is young couples, and the power of online publicity has emerged. The reputation of netizens also has a great impact on the box office of this film.

Film reviews in entertainment newspapers and magazines are more serious and rigorous. After all, they are pseudo-professionals. They are all very well-known when analyzing. Old sows wear xiong hoods, one set after another.

In contrast, comments on the Internet are less serious, and you can often see wonderful comments that can make people shine or make people laugh.

At this time, not only did there not have any professional film review websites in China, but also Rotten Tomato Network, which was supposed to be born in August in the United States, didn't know where the butterfly wings were fanned by the butterfly wings. The main position for netizens to discuss "My Savage Girlfriend" was to temporarily open a new forum section for this movie on the Laughing Network.

While reading the comments, Li Xiaohu thought, would he explain to Xixiao.com to create a professional film review website? It should not be a big problem to copy one from Rotten Tomato Network in his previous life.

The website is profitable or not, mainly to provide the audience who love movies and are willing to share their experiences in watching movies, a position where they can express their opinions directly.

What Li Xiaohu is most afraid of is to strive for word of mouth, because the movies he copied, no matter their artistic value, will be deeply loved by most viewers without exception. What is missing now is a position that allows the audience to express their feelings about watching movies freely.

In fact, once the website is built, it is equivalent to a good free publicity channel, and the publicity effect may be unparalleledly powerful. With the development of the Internet, it is a general trend for film review websites to replace the status of film review newspapers and magazines.

Li Xiaohu wrote down this matter and when he made time in the evening, he explained to Xixiao. At this time, he still focused on reading the comments.

"After watching "My Savage Girlfriend", I have a question, what is the name of Savage Girlfriend?" "A strange movie where the heroine doesn't even know the name? But it's pretty good..." "I wonder if anyone has noticed that there seems to be a supporting role in the electric nose several times? Is it because there are not enough extras?"

The poster is not careful when watching the movie. It is a scene that the director deliberately arranged.

…………” “The last time the ox opened the time capsule buried two years ago, a frog popped up inside. Do you think it was strange?” “Yes, I think it was strange too. Is this plot purely for funny, or is the director having other intentions?” “It shouldn’t be for funny, but in the end, the old man who sat under the tree and chatted with his barbarian girlfriend, have you noticed it? When the ox was reading the letter, wasn’t there a flying saucer flying from the sky? I think this old man is the ox who came back on a time machine. His expression and every line are profound.

For example, the words he said to his barbaric girlfriend, "The so-called fate will build a bridge called "Accordable Bridge for those who have worked hard" at the end of the final movie, didn't the Niu and the barbaric girlfriend say the same? Also, didn't the heroine mention "people from the future" in many places? All of these make me believe that the old man is the male protagonist from the future. He went back to the past to reminisce and matched his love, haha,..." "A master upstairs, I saw it too carefully, I didn't notice any of what you said......" "Add one upstairs..."

“Same as above…”

After reading the above comment, Li Xiaohu couldn't help but say "Same as above" behind it

Because when he first watched the movie, he didn't realize so many details, and he didn't even notice the inconspicuous flying saucer. He watched many other experts again and again, and then realized the sharpness of the original director, and wrote all of them into the script, allowing Kong Chen to restore them all.

In addition to these high-end comments, there are also experts who have summarized many interesting things. For example, a master has summarized twenty experiences after reading "My Savage Girlfriend": 1. Remember to bring a handkerchief when you go out, preferably a square huā pattern. Remember, the handkerchief is intended for others to use, so don't use it to wipe your nose!

2. When waiting for the subway, be sure to stand on the edge of the platform so that others can pull you: If no one comes to pull you, remember to retreat to the yellow line before the train hits you to avoid being hit and killed!

Third, you must know how to drink! Especially very strong alcohol! You must not drink beer! Especially a lot of beer!

4. Don’t take the subway after getting drunk: If you’re drunk, don’t vomit in the subway, and don’t faint: especially don’t sleep in the carriage: When you’re sleeping on the bench on the platform, don’t forget to put an empty paper cup next to your head. Why did I say the next one?

5. Before drinking water with a paper cup, be sure to take a look inside to avoid drinking coins, especially when you are drunk and have no money.

Six, you must drink *coffee at *coffee shop. Although you all know, I still have to say it.

7. Don’t answer other people’s calls randomly, especially when you are not very familiar with her.

8. Never draw conclusions to a girl who only sees her back. In addition, before tying a magnet with a girl on the street, please see her face clearly to make sure she is not your new girlfriend.

Nine, carry condoms with you, but don’t be discovered unless you want to take them out!

10. Don’t whistle to girls on the roadside when driving, especially when there is a mousse truck nearby!

11. Don’t call chickens in the tavern. If you really need it, please keep your mouth shut when bargaining!

Twelve, please ask her right before dating a girl!!! This is very important!!!

Thirteen, if your aunt introduces you to a girl, then, please go and meet her no matter what, otherwise...

Fourteen. When you are on the website, please open a book on Piaotianyi to check some information.

Fifteen, before wearing a mask and sunglasses, he greeted his mother, and was beaten because the rabbit was treated as a thief!

Sixteen, if your girlfriend wants to know how deep the lake is, then you should be more conscious and jump down obediently so that she can push you.

Seventeen, you must know how to swim! The reason is: See Article 16: You must pretend that you can’t swim!

So that she can save you.

Eighteen, when your girlfriend takes you away from class and plays, please don’t bargain for your own reputation.

Nineteenth, it is a virtue to yell "arrive" for others when the teacher calls out, but don't forget to yell "arrive" for yourself!

Twenty, English must be good, especially the sentence "youcalledawrongnumber...

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Chapter completed!
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