Chapter 2 Sunny Crisis
Usually girls have misunderstandings about single men, thinking that single men’s residence must be dirty and messy. But in fact, this is not the case. Dirty and messy are tricks used by single men to win the sympathy of girls. In fact, according to unreliable surveys, single women’s residences are actually much dirty and messy than single men’s residences.
Men are such animals. They don’t mind being a little messy because it doesn’t affect survival. But if it’s really messy enough to be unbearable, they will still sort it out and they will sort it out thoroughly, because this way, you won’t have to sort it out for a long time. But women are not the case. They only care whether the range of the bed is suitable for their wishes. The territory outside the bed is wardrobe, and the place outside the wardrobe is a dressing table... Especially the homes of single women that few people visit. Everyone, I advise you to say hello before planning to visit.
At the same time, in two houses adjacent to a high-end apartment, both single men and women were doing completely different things.
Let's use the wall as the boundary so that the comparison can be more clear.
The man walked out of the bedroom, grabbed his hair as messy as grass, and came to the bathroom to wash his face, brush his teeth and shave. The woman rolled on the bed in the bedroom, and her white and tender legs were domineeringly thrown outside the quilt, and her pink toes were painted with colorful nail polish.
After washing up, the man returned to the bedroom with a black garbage bag and a washing bucket to start tidying up the room. On the other side, the woman finally woke up and pulled off the quilt covered on her head, revealing her mane like Simba, oh, it was hair. The woman was wearing Sloggi with a hello Kitty pattern and struggled to get up from the bed. She walked to the bathroom in a daze. Before her eyes opened, she hit the door frame. After a little awake, she put the toothbrush into her mouth, and did not squeeze toothpaste, and just brushed it all the time.
The man quickly sorted out the debris in the room and all kinds of things. Whether it was useful or not, he threw them into the garbage bag. As for the clothes, he picked them up and smelled them first, threw them into the washing bucket, and threw them into the bed without smell, because they could still wear them. When he dragged the garbage bag to the door and poured the clothes from the washing bucket into the drum washing machine, the woman sat on the toilet with a toothbrush in her mouth and fell asleep again...
From the above, we can see that this man can actually be saved, and this woman seems to be lonely for life.
"Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding..."
The annoying ringtone woke the woman from her sleep. She looked around with a blank look.
"I sat on the toilet again yesterday?" The woman said to herself. It seemed that this was not the first time. She rubbed her eyes, took out the toothbrush from her mouth, threw it into the toilet and flushed it away. The ringtone was still ringing, and the woman finally figured out the situation. It turned out that someone had called. She yawned, reached out to the door handle of the bathroom and shook it. The smart home sensing system connected her cell phone and connected the phone.
"Sunny, why don't you answer the phone? Dad asked me to see you. Are you at home now? I'll come here now."
This extremely sloppy woman actually led the Korean pop girl's generation member Sunny! She has shed her idol halo, just like her name, just an ordinary 28-year-old leftover woman.
Huh... I'm already twenty-eight years old. But I still look around twenty years old, and the years leave no trace on her face.
"Okay, sister, bring me some kimchi. My kimchi is finished." Sunny said coquettishly.
"I understand, I always want kimchi. Sunny, it's not that my elder sister is willing to nag, you can learn to cook too. When I was a kimchi, you didn't grow taller..."
"Boebeebeebeebee..." Sunny used his mouth to imitate the sound of the phone being disconnected, reached out to wave it next to the door handle, and the call ended.
"You're not that tall, you're not that tall either."
"What can I do with genetic problems?"
"I cook by myself? Huh, can't I get along with myself?"
Sunny mumbled, washed his face quickly and rushed out of the bathroom.
Back to the storyboard.
The man was washing his hands in the kitchen. The cutting board next to him was full of chopped vegetable fillings and meat fillings, and the flour was in the basin. It seemed that he was about to prepare pasta. The woman came out of the bathroom and rushed directly into the bedroom. After tinkering for a while, a lot of clothes were pushed out. There were bras, **, socks, scarves...
The man started to knead the dough, and the dough jumped between his palms, looking very skillful. The woman pushed the bedroom clothes into the living room, found the remote control under the sofa, pressed the button, and the smart vacuum cleaner flew out of the corner and began to vacuum. After a while, the smart vacuum cleaner called the alarm and issued a prompt sound of saturation of capacity. The woman found a huge garbage bag and stuffed a lot of messy things besides the clothes. The same is true for the clothes. Now I don’t have time to wash them, so I throw them into the plastic bag.
The man started to make buns, each bun was eighteen folds, all of which were the same size. Half vegetarian and half meat, the combination of beef and onions looked very appetizing. With the help of the smart home system, the woman had almost sorted out, and three large bags were piled up at the door, and three large bags were stuffed into the laundry room by her. The door was locked, and no one could see it. The woman was tired and lay on the floor, gasping for breath, and even her tongue stretched out, like a pet dog who was tired of playing with her owner.
The above shots show that women's explosive power is actually much more than men imagined.
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Liu Yi's handful of buns had been put into the cage, with a total of six drawers. There are three houses on this floor, each neighbor had two drawers, and he kept two drawers to eat by himself. That's what he thought, giving one seemed a bit stingy, but he was too lazy to pack it if he had too many. Besides, why are you eating so much bun? Everyone comes from the country of Eastern etiquette, and they emphasize that the gift is light and affection is heavy. Two drawers are eighteen, and they are so meaningful.
stupid……
Liu Yi stared at the steaming cage, Sunny stared at the floral ceiling, and the two of them were stiff in synchronization.
Ding! At twenty minutes, the buns were steamed. Liu Yi recovered from the sluggishness, picked up the two plastic lunch boxes he bought yesterday, and put the buns in one by one.
"A little chili soy sauce is included. What to use? By the way, plastic wrap plastic wrap... Moma said, if you want to give gifts, you have to give a full set... If you don't accept gifts, you can't accept Naobaijin, Naobaijin..." Liu Yi's head was wrong again, and he was humming while using plastic wrap to put soy sauce.
Sunny finally got up from the floor and looked at the three huge garbage bags at the door, and suddenly felt a little dizzy.
"These relatives are taller than me, how can they move..." Sunny sighed worriedly. Only at this time can she reflect on her actions. "Oh, let's see if the uncle who is practicing bodybuilding next door is at home, otherwise he can only go to the property management for help. Huh... it's a shame!"
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'Son, mom tells you something. This person is away from home. A distant relative is worse than a close neighbor. You must have a good relationship with your neighbor. Don't worry, we can't suffer any loss. Today, you can just send some buns to him when you listen to your mother. The next day, he will go to his house for dinner. He is so embarrassed to chase you out. Mom knows your appetite, and we won't lose at all.'
Standing at the door of the neighbor's house, Liu Yi's head seemed to have heard his mother's earnest teaching before boarding the plane.
Dongdongdongdongdongdong...
Liu Yi knocked on the door of No. 903. He lived in 901. This 903 is opposite the door, and there is a 902 in the middle. Liu Yi planned to go again later, so that he would go home after saying that, without having to turn back.
Dongdong...
Still no one opened it, Liu Yi looked in the mirror and looked in without looking at anything.
"Are you going to work? I'll put it at the door, neighbor." Liu Yi muttered to himself, putting a box of buns in the door just blocking the door, so that no matter whether the neighbor goes out or goes home, he can always find it. Turning back, Liu Yi was surprised to find that the door of 902 was opened at some point. He was happy and thought that the neighbor would be at home, and now the supper was settled. But when he came over and glanced, he was disappointed, and there was no one in the room.
"Forgot to close the door? What if I meet a thief, what should I do? Fortunately, I met me, so you are lucky!" Liu Yi murmured, putting the lunch box containing the buns on the shoe rack. After thinking about it, he felt that it was inappropriate. Doesn't this mean that he has come in? It's easy to be confused. After thinking about it, Liu Yi retreated and prepared to put the lunch box at the door like the previous family.
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Sunny was about to be scared. She had just walked out of the house and before she could touch the doorbell of the bodybuilder's house, she heard footsteps coming from behind. She couldn't see through the door panel, but she could feel it. This guy was a man, and he must be a tall guy, and he could hear the footsteps.
Many terrifying scenes popped up in Sunny's head instantly, and he was worried. Has the matter of living here been exposed? What is this person doing? A private reporter? Crazy fans? ****? Oh my god, what should I do?
Sunny didn't dare to say anything. She hugged in the corner behind the door, covering her mouth with her hands, praying in her heart that this person would leave quickly, and pack up her own things when he left and move out tomorrow!
Chapter completed!