[011] This is the guy you bought
Brother Dong smiled, "I've been by your side for half a day. When I saw you talking to your phone, I thought you were pretending, but it turned out to be true. Then Brother Dong pointed at my phone. You are so interesting, didn't your brother go to sell the house? It's not that he won't come back, it's too childish. It's okay, it's okay, Brother Dong is by your side, don't worry, it's okay."
I smiled again, ran to the bathroom, washed my face, and slapped my mouth hard to make myself wake up. I took two deep breaths, returned to the room, looked at Brother Dong, with a confused look on my face. Looking at me, "Why are you laughing again, I was crying so hard just now."
"It's okay, you haven't read a book. You cry more if you don't have anything to do, it's good for your health. Do you understand how to cry for health?"
"How come?" Brother Dong was still confused. "Why can't I cry?"
"If you give yourself two mouths, you will cry, try harder." After saying that, I reached out and huh my face, and then heard two "bang.bang". The sound was very loud.
I was startled and let go of my hand. I looked at Brother Dong's face and then Brother Dong's face turned red. Then Brother Dong's expression was confused, "Is it still not enough to cry? Is it really not strong enough?"
I was really depressed, so I quickly walked forward two steps, reached out and grabbed his arm, "Okay, okay, you believe whatever I say."
"You bring my ring with you. You are my brother. You won't hurt me. Why don't I believe you? Do you know? I live so big and never cried. I don't know why. Every time I want to cry, I can't cry, I don't know why. According to my parents, I live so big and only cried once when I was born, and then I never cried again. My family took me to the hospital for examination. There was no problem, but I still don't know what it feels like to cry. No matter how sad things are, I don't want to cry. It doesn't matter if I can't cry. When I want to cry, I have a headache. It's been like this for many years, so I want to cry, but I can't cry, but I'm still very afraid. I have been going to the hospital for countless examinations, and I don't know why, and nothing is affected, so that's it."
I scolded Brother Dong and said, "Don't you fart, I've seen you cry before."
"That time was special, not counting, I was moved."
"Okay, I'll just tell you."
"What I said is true," Brother Dong continued to say seriously. "When I want to cry, I just have a headache. I can't cry. I don't know why last time."
"Gogun, don't do this."
Brother Dong nodded, "You will know from now on, okay, let's not talk about those." Brother Dong picked up a sack and threw it on the ground. I heard the sound of iron tools "baby carbide, baby carbide, baby carbide" hitting.
I was startled, "Brother, what's this thing you made?"
"I went to buy the guy, and then I thought about it, but I didn't know what guy I needed to buy."
"Didn't you say you knew yesterday?"
"I thought I knew it yesterday, but after I went there, I realized that I didn't know that the meaning of the word "guy" is too broad."
"Then what does it mean to get such a broken sack? Where did the sack come from?"
"There is a vegetable market next to him. I went to give him ten yuan, and the old man who sold potatoes happily gave me the sack, so I took it to fill it. If I put something else, I felt it was too small and not enough."
"Then no one looked at you along the way?"
"Look, it's just a sack, something. Moreover, I don't know what to buy, so I bought some of it." After saying that, Brother Dong pointed to the sack. "Look, I've been walking in the city for a long time and used what we can use as weapons. Take it out. If you don't need it, throw it away and what you should do."
"Okay, you won, you'll buy it anyway." Follow me two steps forward, walked to the edge of the sack, and opened the mouth. I was a little depressed and took out a kitchen knife from it. This is bright, and there is an advertisement on the kitchen knife, Lao Wang's kitchen knife, a high-quality good knife. "Brother, why are you buying a kitchen knife?"
"Isn't it necessary?" Brother Dong was a little confused.
"Then are you going to kill someone?"
"Oh, too, you throw that aside, and there's something else. I'll buy it casually."
I nodded, threw the old trump card aside, and then took out a large iron spoon from it, which is the kind of big one that is often used to serve porridge at home, wood handles, and stainless steel in the front. "Brother, why did you buy this spoon?"
Brother Dong reached out and gestured, "The one in front is a round one, which is used for serving rice, is a weapon for hitting people. The handle behind is quite long and iron, can't it be used? Moreover, there are only these in the supermarket, which I think can be used as a weapon."
I felt a little devastated and continued to take it from it. I took out a knife, which was the kind of knife that was peeling an apple. After I took it out, I looked up and looked up at Brother Dong.
Brother Dong smiled, "If that kitchen knife is not suitable, look at this small fruit knife. I have thought about it. People are different from people. Maybe you like to use long swords, but Bolong likes to use short swords."
I ignored him and continued to take things out of the sack. This time I took out a shovel, which was an iron shovel with iron, long arms, and retractable front and back.
"This shovel is also good, and there is a buckle there. You open the buckle and you can freely adjust the length of the shovel."
I was already broken. I took out something from it. This time, I took out a piece of wooden board. The wooden board was very wide, 30 cm wide, and the length of my arm was "Dear brother, what's going on with this wooden board? Don't say that there are still sells these things in the supermarket."
"That was accidentally seen when I was buying sacks in the vegetable market, and then picked them up. Maybe we can use them."
"Okay, why are there potatoes in it?"
"When I bought the sack, I gave him ten yuan. The old farmer was very happy to give me 5 or 6 potatoes. I was too lazy to go out, so I put them all in the bag, and it didn't sink much anyway."
"Well, why do you have snacks?"
"It's all put together, including Qia Qia melon seeds, Kebike potato chips, and various snacks. I bought snacks for more than 100 yuan. Put them on them and block them. If someone asks, I'll say I'm buying snacks, including the good liu pie, and a large bottle of Coca-Cola."
"Well, if you buy these things, are we going to kill people or cook?"
Brother Dong touched his head, "I bought it wrong? If it's not right, tell me what to buy. I will definitely buy it right this time. I thought it's pretty good. Are those guys? Are there any mistakes?"
"Yes, I was wrong. I shouldn't let you go out to buy things. I should know you." Then I muttered in my heart, "The King of Troubles is not good at thinking. These things cannot be seen by people. So I simply took out what I had eaten and put other things into my suitcase.
"What are you doing in the suitcase? Don't you still need to use it?"
I glanced at Brother Dong, "The guys you bought are not good, you won't buy a few sticks or something. Be more professional, you can buy baseball sticks."
When Brother Dong heard this, he stopped doing it, "My grass, the high-quality stainless steel kitchen knife in my house is more than 100 yuan per piece. Isn't it better than that baseball stick? Moreover, there are no ones sold in the supermarket."
I was a little crazy and hit my bed hard, then smiled at Brother Dong, "This is it, you can help me, buy it again."
“What to buy?”
"Go to the dormitory and look for the teacher, and I say that the stool in our dormitory is broken. Go buy a stool, or go to another dormitory and buy one, okay."
"Then the other things I bought? All the useless?"
I pointed to the snacks that I threw on his bed just now. "Yes, these snacks and the potatoes on the ground are not needed for the time being. Go quickly." I was too lazy to explain to Brother Dong.
Brother Dong nodded, then opened the door and went out.
After I watched Brother Dong go out, I reached out to pick up the stool and walked to the windowsill, and smashed it down at the heating on the windowsill. After smashing it twice, the stool was smashed by me. I took the broken stool and went to the lanai, dismantled the four stool legs, and two small side sticks were also removed, and a wooden board was also placed on the other side. After finishing, I took out the stick.
At this time, Bolong came back, looking happy, "Liu'er, so fucking awesome, so fucking awesome." Then he walked to me. "Didn't Brother Dong say you're going to buy a guy? Why don't you remove the stool and ask him to buy a few sticks to come back."
I glanced at Bolong, "Put the stick and stuff the rest under the bed. Don't mention this to me. From now on, let's get a photo of Brother Dong in our dormitory and post it to the gate of our school, so that everyone in the school can worship him. Really, Brother Dong is so god."
"What's wrong? As for it?" Bolong stuffed the stick under the bed. "Liu'er, really, this girl Yang Qiong is so good to my taste."
"How are you two? What did the teacher say about you?"
"I didn't say anything, but after I went there, I turned into big things. I had a meal with Yang Qiong at noon."
"You won't confess your love to her so quickly, are you?"
Bolong nodded, "I didn't want to confess so quickly, after all, I just met him. But this woman is too fierce and speaks too straightforward."
"What did she say?"
Bolong smiled, "I just said directly, I know you are interested in me, and I don't dislike you now, so let's go with this first, I'll try to fall in love with you. I've only been here for a day and met. At most, I like you a little, and nothing else can be said. Don't talk about the useless nonsense about love. Let's just click on it, first, when I go to bed with you, that is, when I fall in love with you completely, but one thing is, if you want my partner, you have to take me for the rest of my life, otherwise unless I die, you are not allowed to be sorry to me. If you dare to be sorry to me, I will let your whole family be buried with you. Let me think about it. I will reply to her, and she said she didn't joke with me."
"So exaggerated, what are you serious? How did you answer?"
Bolong continued to say very cheaply, "I went out to surf the Internet in the afternoon, changed the QQ information and changed the name, Yang Qiong, I love you, I want to make up for this woman. It's that simple, what I have ever been afraid of. I like this woman. It's not artificial and very real. It's good to say whatever you say or do whatever you say. It's not very conscience."
I looked at Bolong with contempt "It's really cheap"
Bolong smiled and ignored me. He even started to hum a little song, playing with the legs of the stool in his hand, and suddenly said, "Liu'er, ask you something."
Chapter completed!