.Chapter 229 Suggestions on Maximizing Surplus Value

'This is our President of Sega, President Michiji Riki. This is Jiang Haijun from China who graduated from the University of Rotterdam, the Netherlands.' Oda, the head of the Personnel Department, introduced each other and said proudly, 'Jiang Haijun returned from studying in the Netherlands and applied for a job at our Sega company for the first stop.'

‘Please take care of us.’ After President Rikijizhi and I greeted each other, President Rikijizhi held up his glasses, ‘We are eager to give up our life in the Netherlands to apply for a job at our Sega company. But before this, there are two questions that I would like to ask Jiang Haijun.’

‘It should be.’ This is considered an interview.

‘Ask a question.’

'answer.'

President Rimijiji thought for a while and asked, ‘What is the most important wealth in the 21st century?’

My answer blurted out, ‘It’s harmony.’

‘Wrong, it’s a talent.’ Although I pointed out my mistake, Rikiji was not angry and said calmly, ‘But considering that Jiang Haijun is a Chinese, this answer is not wrong. If this question is wrong in your country, it will definitely be devastated.’

‘That is inevitable.’ I thought to myself, ‘All disharmonious things will eventually be harmonious.’

‘The second question is, why does Jiang Haijun want to apply for a job at our Sega company?’

This question is a long way to say, ‘First, I need a job, Second, I saw the news of Sega recruiting employees in the newspaper, Third, I learned a lot of things when I played sega games.’ I learned things when I played games, but I learned at least English, Japanese and traditional Chinese characters. It’s really painful to have no Chinese version.

President Rikiji nodded with satisfaction and took my resume from Oda, the head of the Personnel Department, and said, "You are very honest, I like this. But this time the company recruits office assistants. It's really a pity for Jiang Haijun to graduate from the University of Rotterdam to be an office assistant...'

‘I just came to the company, and the office assistant can learn a lot. Please rest assured that I am a brick in the company, and I can move wherever I need it…’ I took out the spirit of carrying the Eight Honors and Eight Shames.

After Oda, the head of the Personnel Department, I withdrew, President Riki Mijiji and I signed a work contract. The Japanese income is kept confidential, and only the company's accountant, boss and myself know about the monthly income. Of course, this work contract must be kept confidential. In general, it is not bad. An office assistant has a monthly salary of 300,000 yen. The salary during the probation period is doubled, and it increases year by year. In addition, quarterly awards, half-year awards, full-year awards, etc.

It’s 10 million yen a year. I didn’t expect that the annual salary is so easy. (It’s very easy to have an annual salary of over one billion, and 1 yen is exchanged for 200 Vietnamese dong) The place where I live is a company dormitory, which is free, but I have to pay for my own money when I eat. How can I say the most classic saying in a capitalist country? There is no free lunch in this world. Although the company has a canteen, it costs money to eat in the canteen. People who work at noon bring their own lunch boxes in order to save money for meals.

Office assistants are a trick that evil capitalists come up with to improve workers' work efficiency. People always drink water and get tools, but the profits of these people walking around the company are invisibly consumed during these walks. The task of office assistants is to serve tea, water, brew coffee, send and receive faxes, copy and print files, and manage stationery supplies. In short, they are always in line with requests. It is best to let these office personnel sit on chairs for a whole day. This will create more surplus value for capitalists.

This position is also called Tea Shui Little Girl in Japan, and is mostly held by women. Although Japan has advocated gender equality for many years, everyone knows that it is impossible. Especially in countries like Japan, women have to resign after marriage to take care of their husbands and children and become professional housewives. For Japanese women, promotion is not a big deal, and Tea Shui Little Girl is undoubtedly a step to catch a rich son-in-law. After all, this position can meet more people.

‘This is too luxurious.’ The company’s dormitory is on the top floor of Sega Hall 1, Akihabara Street. I didn’t expect that the dormitory Oda brought me to was a single room. Although it was only six square meters, it was complete with TV, refrigerator, computer and household appliances, and even had a miniature drum washing machine. However, washing one pants at a time was the limit. Tokyo is a place where every inch of land is valuable. Six square meters is enough for evil capitalists to transform into a dormitory of ten people.

'This is what the president means. Originally, this single dormitory is a treatment that only middle-level managers of the company can get. It seems that President Jianzhi is very optimistic about you, do it well, Jiang Haijun.' Oda did not regard the Dutch returnee in front of him as an ordinary office assistant. He has a degree from the University of Rotterdam in the Netherlands. Now he is an office assistant, which is nothing more than to train to be familiar with the company environment. It is certain that he will be promoted and raised in the future.

'coffee.'

‘Arrival now.’

‘Print paper’

'OK.'

'toilet paper.'

‘Here you come.’

‘Sanitary napkins, the one with ultra-thin wings, daily use type.’

‘Here…’

As long as the office assistant is not illiterate, it is not easy to do it, but it is not easy to do it well. After a day, you will run a marathon like an amateur athlete. It is almost impossible to fall apart. Japan is famous for making up work efficiency quickly and even when going to the toilet, you have to use the speed of Bolt's 100-meter sprint. This is the after-sales service class on the eighth floor of Sega. Except for me, a tea prince, all girls who answer the phone and listen to customer complaints. Here we can see the benefits of the Japanese women's marriage resignation system. The entire after-sales service class, together with the head of the class, are unmarried women. The grade is not over twenty-five years old. Although I am a little tired, I am a group of girls every day, which is easy to develop feelings, right?

However, the money you have can only barely last until the end of the month to pay the meal fee, and you have no money to talk about love. Love also needs to have an economic foundation. The rented suits have also been refunded. In addition to Stephen Chow, who is an office assistant, and also wears suits and ties. If the running efficiency is too low, even the boss will not be satisfied.

After I worked as an office assistant for three days, I knocked on the door of President Michiji Li's boss.

President Rimijiji was also having a rare time and was enjoying coffee. ‘The reform plan submitted by a newcomer?’ In the end, President Rimiji decided to take a look. After all, he was a top student who graduated from the University of Rotterdam. The company's performance is not good now. If there are good reform measures, Sega might be able to restore the glory of the 1990s.

The reform plan is very simple, but the crazy plan is that the knowledgeable President Rimiji almost sprayed coffee, 'Change all the seats in the office to toilets?'

‘That’s right.’ I said without changing my face, ‘After my three-day observation, each office staff wasted at least fifteen to twenty minutes a day and on the way to the toilet. There are about one thousand people in the office. After changing the seats to flush toilets, each person can save at least twelve minutes of time to go to the toilet every day. These thousand people can work 600 more hours a day. The average working time for Japanese people is only six hours and nine minutes a day, which saves 600 hours a day. The company’s 600 hours a day is equivalent to the company hiring one hundred free employees. And now the flush toilet is very advanced, and it is sprayed to clean the body, and it is automatically dry. There will be no odor, and it is comfortable and beautiful to sit on it.’

‘A hundred free employees. How much surplus value is this?’ President Rimiji said, as he had already flashed a lot of yen in front of him. ‘It’s amazing, I’m worthy of being a top student from the Netherlands.’ President Rimiji opened the drawer, took out an envelope and forced it into my pocket, ‘This is a reward for you, do it well, young people.’

After leaving President Mijiri's office, I found a corner of no one and couldn't wait to open the salary count. In the past few days, I only ate the cheapest rice and pickles, and the birds faded out of my mouth. If I had a reward of 100,000 yen, it would be much better this month. But I still underestimated President Mijiri's courage, 'Damn, it's all 100,000 yuan per ticket, 5 million yuan. Once, the lottery was a pity, but it was a pity that it was yen. It would be good to get this bad idea to go to a Chinese company and not be scolded to death. I didn't expect it to be quite edible in Japan.'

This idea is not only to enhance the surplus value. Women working in Japanese companies wear quite conservative clothes. Whenever they take the tram, they are constantly harassing them. When they arrive at the company, they become perverts. When they are dragons grab breasts and monkeys steal peaches. Classic Chinese Kung Fu such as classic Chinese Kung Fu is emerging in the office. Although these professional women also wear skirts, they are long skirts without exception. They also have cropped pants and things like long skirts. As for the outfits that are leaking from chest, back and thighs, they are not as worn by professional women. Whether they can get out of the tram alive is still a problem. Even if they come out alive, they should be able to squeeze out three kilograms of unknown liquid. Think about it, more than 30 girls in the after-sales service department will go to the bathroom in front of me to change sanitary napkins. Hehehe, I am so kind.

The next day, President Michiji Rikka convened a short meeting as soon as he got to work. The name of the meeting was "About the Working Hours of the Japanese". I still do this bad guy. (Five million yen is not for nothing) I took the material downloaded from the Internet and said, "The most hardworking people in the world are Chinese, with an average work average of about 2,200 hours per year. Among other countries, Argentina works 1,903 hours per year, Brazil works 1,841 hours, Japanese works 1,758 hours, and Americans.

1610 hours, the British are 1489 hours, while the Dutch work the least, only 1389 hours a year. In terms of working hours, Japan is only at the average international level. In order to create 2200 hours of 1758 hours, the company decided to transform the current office seat into the latest water spray drying toilet. After calculation, in addition to creating an additional 600 hours of surplus value for the company every day, deducting electricity bills can also save 13,000 yen of toilet paper.'

‘Six hundred hours. It’s amazing. It’s worthy of being back from the Netherlands. The Dutch work 1,389 hours a year and it’s up to us for 1,758 hours. It’s true that there is something unique about it.’ The people below discussed it privately, but none of them opposed it. In China, at least people would jump out and shout “I’m indifferent”.
Chapter completed!