Then I rushed towards him and rushed to his back.

I rolled up a loud whistle and was about to pounce on the monkey's back. The monkey turned his head in horror.

"don't want"

"I don't want your sister!" I yelled: "I must beat you to death today!"

"You can beat me to death, don't beat my bowl!"

But the monkey was already late, so I rushed to him, and the bowl in the monkey's hand flew out uncontrollably, and it hit the ground with a "bang", with a full bowl of ramen and soup sprinkled all over the floor.

"My face!" The monkey roared and rushed towards the pile of residues, and he pulled it with his hands twice before turning around: "Zuo Fei, you are wasting food, I want to fight you one-on-one!"

"Come on, pick!"

The two of us rushed together quickly and beat each other wildly. I hit his knees in the belly, he knocked my elbow on my belly, and we fell to the ground and rolled around, and I pressed on him, and he pressed on me.

"You pay me a favor!" The monkey roared and punched me hard on the chin.

"I'm sorry to you, why are you not dead?" I knocked my elbow hard to his spine.

"Damn, you're not happy if I'm not dead?"

"Of course I'm not happy. I thought I could finally be the boss, but you, the unlucky one, came back!"

"Ahhh, you actually want to usurp my position. I misread you Zuo Fei!"

"Genggugugugugu, who cares about it? You asked me to take care of everyone!"

I pinched the monkey's neck, and the monkey also pinched my neck. We both pinched each other's faces and blushed each other's swear words, fucking each other's ancestors of eighteen generations. He called me a rebellious boy, and I called him a dying man. It took me more than ten minutes to stop.

As I cursed, I couldn't help it. Tears fell down.

"Hey, you're doing it"

Before the monkey could finish speaking, I hugged it suddenly, hugging the monkey's back tightly, and tears flowed on his shoulders.

"You're not dead, that's great," I said.

"Hahaha, I just said you are not a rebellious boy." The monkey patted my spine happily.

Lin Ke'er stood beside her and wiped her tears silently.

At this moment, the dragon and the dragon also walked in.

"Hey, you two have not finished it yet." Tianlong was stunned when he said the words.

The monkey waved his hand at him: "Hi."

"Ghost!" Tianlong shouted, turned around and ran away. In an instant, there was no shadow.

The earth dragon shivered: "Ghost Ghost Brother"

"I'm not" the monkey reached out to him.

"Ah!" The earth dragon turned around and ran away in a flash, and there was no trace of it.

I:""

monkey:""

Lin Keer:""

People in their sixties are still afraid of ghosts. What are you doing wrong?

I didn't care about the dragon and the dragon of the earth, so I pressed the monkey on the sofa and asked him to tell me in detail what was going on.

"I thought I was dead." The monkey laughed and said, "The last words I told you are really my last words, but later."

Time is back to this morning.

At that time, the monkey rode a motorcycle and knocked Ma Dayan and rolled up. As a result, Ma Dayan stood up like nothing happened. The monkey rushed over again, shook his tail at the critical moment, and rushed out towards the direction of the factory. Ma Dayan was indeed deceived and ran over - he suffered such a big loss on the monkey. How could he not follow him?

The monkey was riding a bike very fast, but he was afraid that Ma Dayan would not be able to keep up, so he deliberately slowed down a little to ensure that Ma Dayan was always 20-30 meters behind him.

The monkey walked through the factory, through the workshop, and finally came to the entrance of the underground passage. I guessed that the monkey was preparing to throw all the explosives into a big jar, and then died with Ma Dayan, and bomb himself and him to the west.

With a "swoosh", the monkey rode his bike into the underground passage, and Ma Dayan followed in without saying a word. The monkey immediately threw the bag into a jar, and the explosives did not explode immediately as the monkey imagined, but bubbling in the water - not to mention, it was like lime powder, and it had a chemical reaction inside. The monkey knew that this thing was about to explode, so he continued to ride the bike forward, preparing to hit the wall in front of him to death.

Ma Dayan chasing behind him, while the monkey's motorcycle crashed into the wall.

The monkey closed his eyes.

With a "boom", more than ten tubes of explosives exploded at the same time, and the entire factory suddenly turned into ruins, and Ma Dayan was naturally buried in it.

monkey?

The monkey is dead.

The monkey thought he was dead.

When he woke up, it was pitch black all around and he could not see anything. He thought he had arrived at the underworld and shouted twice: "Where is the cow's head? Where is the horse's face?! Come and arrest me!"

No one responded, only a piece of echoes.

The monkey sat up and found that the ground was full of water and wet everywhere. He touched his body and found that the flesh on his body was all physical, neither empty nor empty. He touched his face, his nose, and his heart.

He was sure that he was not dead, and he was not injured anywhere except for a big bag on his head.

What's going on? He clearly remembered the shocking "boom" sound. With his knowledge and experience, he knew that such a sound was enough to destroy a whole factory. Master Wu did not brag, and the power of this explosive should not be underestimated.

No matter how strong Ma Dayan is, no matter how superb his strength, he will inevitably be buried in the ruins.

But why did he not die and remain in this dark space? Has he practiced to become the indestructible body of Vajra?

Having said this, the monkey stopped talking.

"Why?" I was anxious: "Where is that place?"

The monkey looked at me: "Zuo Fei, are we brothers?"

"Of course!"

"Then lend me five dollars."

""

"If you don't borrow, don't say it."

""I had to take out five dollars because I really wanted to know what happened.

The monkey got the money and continued to talk.

Although it was pitch black around, the monkey had a cell phone and a flashlight on the cell phone.

The monkey took out his cell phone and pulled out the flashlight. He realized that he was in a very large cave, with cliffs on the top, bottom and left and right, but it was obviously made of artificial axes. He shook to the ground and found that the motorcycle was still there, lying crookedly on the side. He looked behind him again, and there seemed to be a stone door four or five meters behind him. He walked over and pulled it, and the stone door opened. There was a "rattle" sound. The monkey jumped back and it turned out to be a large piece of gravel.

The monkey only looked at it for a while and then understood.

It turned out that there was an underground passage inside the underground passage, which must have been an escape passage built by Shi San. After all, he was doing such an asshole-free business, so he was naturally very guilty. In addition to building three underground stone chambers, he also built this underground passage leading to the mountain. However, the door was completely invisible, and probably only Shi San knew about it. The monkey rode a motorcycle and hit it, which happened to trigger the invisible stone gate, and then fell into the cave of the mountain.

Immediately afterwards, the explosives exploded, and the entire factory building was razed to the ground, and the dead bodies raised by Shi San were buried underground. However, the monkey accidentally rushed into the escape passage built by Shi San. Because of the huge explosive force and impact force, the monkey fainted and did not wake up until a long time later.

It can be said that the monkey's life was recovered!

It can even be said that this kid really had a lucky chance to hit the shit, and just bumped into Shi San's secret cultivation escape passage.

The monkey sighed: "I really didn't expect that Shi San saved my life."

After the monkey was sure that he was not dead, he helped the motorcycle and tried to fire it. Unexpectedly, he could still play it. Who said that domestic products were not good, domestic products were awesome! The monkey turned on the headlights and rode forward along the mountain passage. Because the road was rugged, he fell a few times on the road and crossed a river in the middle. In short, it was quite difficult to walk along the way.

When he opened the cave, he found that he had reached the foot of the mountain.

"I originally wanted to call you, but I was so hungry that I had to have a meal first."

"Your mother!" I scolded: "If you have time to see the emperor of the Han Dynasty, can't you call us?" I reached out to the monkey, "Look, look!" I also grabbed Lin Ke'er's hands, "To dig you out, we both have become like this. If you call early, we can still suffer less, you, a heartless thing!"

The monkey looked at my hand, then Lin Ke'er's hand, and said in a daze: "Did you dig it with your hands?"

"Hey, you don't have to be too moved."

"I was moved!" the monkey cursed: "Why are you two so stupid? Why do you dig with your hands? Why don't you get an excavator? Oh my god, how could I have you two stupid friends?"

Twenty minutes later, the monkey was beaten to tears by me, and while wiping her tears, she ate the ramen that Moza made for him again. I was beaten to cry by the monkey, and Lin Keer had to comfort me, touched my head and said it was OK, it was okay, he was having fun with you

"Is there anything that joking?" I said sobbingly, "I just jokingly beat me up in one eye?"

"You didn't knock me out a tooth?" The monkey jumped up: "You also knocked me out a tooth, do you know I have to make a living with this tooth?"

Lin Ke'er persuaded us for a long time before she persuaded us to continue to get angry: "No one will play with anyone in the future!"

Lin Keer and I treated each other's fingers and ate a bowl of ramen each. After all, we didn't eat anything in one day. The monkey was not dead. I was in a good mood. I ate three big bowls in one breath and called Tianlong, saying that the monkey was not a ghost, so I asked him and Dilong to come back. After the two came back, they touched and pinched the monkey and studied for a long time before they believed that he was really not dead.

"Don't tell Huang Jie and the others!" The monkey said with a chorus: "I want to scare them!"
Chapter completed!