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71 Quick, tell me to pretend

The moment I saw the monkey, I was so excited and angry that I knew everyone was the same, because Huang Jie was the first to scold him: "Idiot, you still know how to come back, why don't you die outside?"

The monkey laughed and said as he walked, "I've come early. I went to the Internet cafe to play games first, took a shower and changed my clothes, and hugged my baby Liu Yina before coming over. I was late if I accidentally got angry, haha, sorry, sorry..."

Yang Xiao, opposite, scolded: "After fighting for so many days, I finally attracted you out. It doesn't take me this effort. Do you think it's useful to add you alone? I will still make you old, weak, sick and disabled..."

Before he finished speaking, his voice broke and his eyes widened.

Because a large group of people entered the playground, it looked like there were at least a hundred people. When they got closer, they could see clearly that they were all adult men. These men were wearing black sportswear, carrying all kinds of guys in their hands, silently following the monkey, and walking towards them in unison, which was more well-trained than Yang Xiao.

No, it’s impossible to compare. No matter how awesome Yang Xiao and the others are, they are just a group of students, and they are obviously people who are scrambling on the road!

We were also stunned, and had no idea where the monkey invited these people. The monkey came over with great enthusiasm. It turned out that he had just taken a shower and changed his clothes. The fragrance of shower gel was floating on his body. He looked much handsome, which was too rare for him. The adults stood about five meters behind us and stopped, still saying nothing.

"Hurry, get a cigarette and ask me to pretend." The monkey looked excited.

I quickly took out a cigarette for him and took out a lighter to light it for him, but the wind in the playground was too strong and it couldn't light it at all.

"What the hell are you a lighter!" the monkey roared.

"You blame me for the wind!" I also roared.

"Forget it." The monkey took out a zippo windshield from his pocket and lit a cigarette for himself easily.

"You fucking have a lighter and ask me to give you some!" I continued to roar.

"Damn, didn't I say I should pretend to behave, can I show off if I don't do this?" The monkey shook in front of me with a zippo, "Little rich man Zuo Fei, do you know how much this thing costs? One thousand eight!"

"One thousand eight is considered a bad thing. If you have the ability, please give it to me!" I continued to roar.

"Okay, I'll give it to you." The monkey threw the zippo into my arms, and I quickly reached out to catch it.

I kept holding the lighter for a while. My grass, I was so rich that I was not as good as a monkey. Where did this guy make a fortune?!

"It's fake anyway." The monkey continued to be proud.

"Tsk, even if it's fake, it's windproof." I quickly stuffed the lighter into my pocket, for fear that this guy would regret it later.

"Where is my gift?!" Huang Jie suddenly said, reaching his hand in front of the monkey.

"Yes, what about mine?" Zheng Wu also reached out to the monkey.

"Everyone has them. Am I the kind of person who favors one and the other to brothers? Of course everyone has gifts!"

As the monkey said, he put a round thing in their palms. When he looked closely, it turned out to be...

"Yoyo?!" Huang Jie and Zheng Wu shouted together.

"Yes, this thing is so fun. I just saw a child playing on the street. I quickly bought it from him for 3,000 yuan. It was still luminous, and it flashed in one go. I think it's great?"

"Get out!" The two of them angrily threw the yo-yo in their hands, pressed the monkey together and went to his pocket to take it out. As a result, they took out a bunch of children's things to play with, including cartoons, water guns, glass balls, four-wheel drive cars, and a rubber band!

The two of them took out one and threw the other one. The monkey hurriedly squatted on the ground to pick it up, "Don't throw it away, you guys, I bought it at a high price!"

Huang Jie and Zheng Wu emptied the monkey's pocket but didn't take out any good things. The one was so angry that they pinched the monkey's neck, and the other grabbed the monkey's collar and screamed. The monkey also screamed, and I shouted next to me: "Bit, beat, beat!"

Suddenly, the monkey said, "Yang Xiao, where are you going?"

We stopped making trouble immediately and looked back at Yang Xiao who was about to get into the crowd behind.

"That's right, where are you going? Don't you have to set a certain point?"

I said lightly, touched a cigarette and lit it with the monkey's zippo, and finally I had the capital to show off!

"Haha, I think you brothers are very happy to be together. Why don't we fight again another day?" Yang Xiao smiled.

"You are funny, do you think we brothers can let you go?" The monkey slowly stood up from the ground.

"Haha, you call me a social person, then I will definitely not be able to beat you. I can admit defeat." Yang Xiao could bend and stretch.

"Where are the society?" The monkey looked confused: "Aren't we the only one?"

I was also stunned for a moment. Didn’t the people behind me call me? I pulled the monkey’s arm and then pointed at us behind me. When the monkey looked back, he was also startled: “Where did I come from? Yang Xiao screamed?”

"???" We were stupid, and Yang Xiao was stupid too.

The group of adult men behind remained silent and motionless, as if waiting for someone's orders.

"Who is this?" the monkey whispered: "If it were also called by Yang Xiao, we would definitely not be able to beat it."

"It's not Yang Xiao's scream. I don't know where it came from. I just came in with you." I was also worried.

Huang Jie said: "Monkey, you are teasing us. Didn't these people bring you?"

"My God, it's really not. I came alone! I also went to find Liu Yina. Can I pick up girls with so many people?"

Zheng Wu said nervously: "Isn't it ours? I'm so happy just now!"

While we were whispering, Yang Xiao was also standing stupidly opposite him, not knowing what was going on.

The monkey waved, and the three of us immediately turned our heads over. He whispered: "This must be Yang Xiao's man. If we fight, we must die here. Why not kowtow to him and beg for mercy? Do you see if my idea is very good?"

The three of us were all black and cursed at the same time: "Get out!" and then pounced on him and grabbed him and beat him up.

Everyone knows that he was playing with it because the monkey's personality cannot say such words!

"Okay, OK." The monkey hugged his head: "Three brothers, I was wrong, it was the one I called."

We stopped and the monkey stood up and said, "Just kidding, why are you doing serious? Okay, let's do the serious business." Then he looked at Yang Xiao, and his tone had become sharp: "Yang Xiao, let's count the new and old hatreds together?"

Yang Xiao was silent and said, "You called someone outside, and I admit that I can't beat you, so there is nothing to say."

"It's refreshing, I'm worthy of being the boss of No. 1 Middle School, so I wish you a smooth journey!"

Then, the monkey whistled, and the adults behind moved, divided into two groups and rushed around from both sides, quickly rushing towards Yang Xiao's crowd. When they rushed over, they didn't look like we were still yelling, and they were very quiet and orderly from beginning to end. They didn't look like they were here to fight, but they were like they were dining in a Western restaurant. Yes, Yang Xiao and the others were fish on the chopping board!

Yang Xiao yelled: "Brothers, hurry up!"

The two sides quickly joined together, but their momentum and force were not of the same level. There was no common entanglement or fight at all. It was completely a unilateral slaughter by adult men. These men seemed to be harvesting corn, and senior high school students fell at their feet. Seeing this scene, Zheng Wu could no longer help, and the first to rush up with a stick.

The monkey laughed and said, "Is it all itchy? Get on!" He threw the cigarette butt and rushed up.

My blood also boiled. I rushed up behind the monkey. The brothers on our side also rushed up, following the men in black and chopping the fish that broke the net, and wiping out the anger in my heart these days. We didn't dare to get too close, for fear that the men in black would not recognize us, so we cut us. After I swung a senior high school student down, I glanced around, mainly to find Yang Xiao. That boy was so hateful. As soon as he started fighting, he went backwards. He was also worthy of being the boss?

But there were too many people, at least 200 people on both sides, and the playground was dark and wanted to find someone, which was like looking for a needle in a haystack. Not only me, Huang Jie and Zheng Wu were also looking for Yang Xiao, and the monkey had already run into the crowd and could not see it. At this moment, I suddenly heard the monkey shouting, "This, this!" The sound came from behind. When we looked back, we found that the monkey had run to the door of the playground at some point, and there seemed to be a person under his feet.

We ran over quickly, and it turned out that Yang Xiao was trampled by a monkey.

I was so happy: "How did you find him?"

The monkey said, "You still have to look for it? As soon as I started fighting, I saw him running back and knew that he must have wanted to take a detour, so I came to the door of the playground to wait for the rabbit. As soon as he came out, he kicked him down."

"But I clearly saw you rushing into the crowd, too?"

The monkey smiled and said, "Of course, can you pull you away if you don't do this? Such a thing that is so popular must be done quietly!"

We were again black and called the monkey shameless. Just as we were scolding, Yang Xiao, who was trampled by the monkey, suddenly said: "It's really shameless to ask people outside to help fight."

The monkey kicked him directly on the cheek.

"You're fucking shameless. You're a big guy to bully us senior high school students?"

Yang Xiao spit out two teeth with a "wow" sound, but he also broke free from the monkey's restraint. He immediately turned over and got up and punched the monkey! At the same time, we rushed forward, Zheng Wu moved the fastest and kicked him on the waist. He just staggered, and I swung him on the back with another stick. Huang Jie finally made a knowing blow and kicked him in the head. No matter how strong a hero is, he couldn't stand these three strokes. Yang Xiao immediately fell to the ground again. Our tacit understanding of fighting was just right!

The monkey was happy and stepped on Yang Xiao’s neck again.

"Come on, brothers, those who have revenge will avenge you, and those who have revenge you will avenge you!"
Chapter completed!
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