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604 Don't look at me, I'm just a sheep

Actually, I don’t know what the monkey is going to do. I promise Huang Jie, Zheng Wu and others don’t know what the monkey wants to do. But everyone trusts the monkey. He lets us stand up and we stand up. Let us walk over and walk over. This trust and tacit understanding have been tempered over the past two years.

Han Qiang and his friends gathered around a table. The monkey walked over and patted a student sitting in front of Han Qiang. The student immediately stood up and the monkey sat down. We stood behind the monkey, just like monkey brothers.

The monkey smiled at Han Qiang. Han Qiang still remembered the monkey's name and called Monkey Brother. This person is quite particular.

The monkey said, "When you see you here, come and say hello. You left too fast at noon and didn't even have dinner together."

Han Qiang also smiled and said, "Let's eat together?" Monkey said, okay, let's eat together. Han Qiang and Xiaomao looked at each other, probably not understanding what we were doing. The monkey said again: "Don't think too much. Even if Lin Ke'er is not the boss, we are still friends. If we have something to do, won't you help?"

Han Qiang said: "You are in No. 2 Middle School, please report my name if you have any questions."

"Brothers, we will be friends in the future!" The monkey gave a thumbs up.

After these few words, everyone's emotions relaxed and there was no longer the tension as before. The monkey made a few more jokes, which made everyone giggle. Then the monkey had an old problem and said that he would borrow five dollars from Han Qiang. Han Qiang was a little confused. So he paid five dollars to the monkey. Huang Jie wanted to get on, but I stopped him. The monkey happily pretended to pay, bowed to Han Qiang and said, "Thank you, brother, let's get together again next day." After that, he stood up and wanted to leave.

I was stunned at that time, and we were all confused. I stopped the monkey and asked quietly: "What the hell is it? Aren't you venting your anger for Ke'er?"

"Isn't this paid? I borrowed five dollars from him, and I will definitely not pay him back!"

“…”

"What's wrong with you?"

"Monkey, I tell you, if you don't vent your anger for Ke'er, I will never end up with you today." I threatened him viciously.

The monkey sighed and had to turn around and sit down, and said to Han Qiang: "You lend me a hundred dollars."

"..." This time it was Han Qiang's turn to be speechless.

I also gritted my teeth. If the monkey's so-called venting anger was to borrow money from Han Qiang. Then I had to bite him to death. Han Qiang didn't borrow it, and the monkey turned around and looked at me. His eyes seemed to be helpless. I glared at him fiercely, threatening him with a murderous look.

The monkey shivered and turned to Han Qiang and said, "Let's play a game."

Han Qiang asked what game, and the monkey pointed to the bowl in front of Han Qiang and said, "I can turn your thing away in one go."

Han Qiang looked down and said, "I really don't believe this."

"Hehe, why don't we make a bet?"

"How to fight?"

"Bet on all our money." The monkey said, "If I change, I will give all the money on you; if I don't change, I will give you all the money on you."

Han Qiang looked at a few of us, then their people, and smiled and said, "Not to mention whether I accept this bet or not. This bet is unfair first. There are only five of you, and we have more than a dozen of us. We must have more money on us than you..."

"That's not necessarily." The monkey smiled and turned to us and said, "Take out all the money."

We absolutely trusted the monkey, so we immediately paid for it. Since we were going to come so far in Xicheng, of course we would not have less cash. We all started with a thousand yuan. We put it on the table. Huang Jie, Zheng Wu and Ma Jie alone had a small amount of 5,000 yuan. In this era when the living expenses of students were generally still one hundred a week. In the eyes of students, 5,000 yuan was a huge amount.

I saw that Han Qiang's eyes were obviously brighter, Xiaomao's mouth was even more open, and Gu Zhen started to throat.

For 5,000 yuan, you can buy the latest version of Apple phone.

"Haha, I haven't paid it yet."

The monkey said very pretentiously, and at the same time, he reached into his pocket. After searching for a long time, he found a five-dollar bill. It was the five-dollar that Han Qiang had just lent him. The monkey slapped the money on the table and said, "How is it, isn't it a lot?"

Although the monkey only paid five yuan, it was still quite a lot in general, which still made Han Qiang and the others' eyes shine.

"How about it, bet?" The monkey called back and forth and pulled the five thousand dollars.

"Okay." Han Qiang agreed. After all, there are too few who can withstand this temptation.

People from Han Qiang and others also paid for money. A dozen people raised less than a thousand yuan, and there were 100, fifty, twenty and twenty, ten yuan, which was a normal level for students. A lot of money were placed on the table, and Han Qiang firmly grasped the meal basin in front of him.

"Come on, let's see how you turn my rice bowl away." Han Qiang gritted his teeth and almost cracked the rice bowl.

"Hehe, look at it." The monkey took off his coat and spread it on the table, covering Han Qiang's hands, rice bowl, and money on both sides. The monkey closed his eyes, rubbed his hands on his clothes, muttering something in his mouth. I leaned closer and found him saying, "Happy and beautiful goats, lazily and boiling goats..."

Everyone looked at him nervously, and Han Qiang didn't blink. After all, if you want to turn the rice bowl away with empty hands, no one would believe it, right? But I still believe it a little, because monkeys know a lot of things, like a jingle cat, and it shouldn't be rare to know a few magic tricks that are rarely known.

"Don't look at me just a sheep!" The monkey suddenly roared, which scared everyone. Then, the monkey slowly picked up her coat. The table was empty, and the rice bowl and the money were gone.

Everyone was stupid, even if I was mentally prepared, I was stupid.

Han Qiang's hands were trembling in the air: "What...what's going on..."

"I'm laughing." The monkey smiled and put on his coat and left. As casual as he was, we followed him one after another, leaving Han Qiang and others with a confused look on his face.

When we returned to our table, we praised the monkey for being so handsome. Lin Keer was so happy that she said she was too relieved. She asked how the monkey did it. The monkey shook her head and said, "I promised my master that this 'wonderful hand' must not be spread outside!"

No matter how we threaten or intimidate, the monkey just doesn’t say it. There is nothing we can do. Everyone knows that magic cannot be easily spread. It is said that even my wife cannot say it. If you don’t say it, don’t say it. We should ask for our money back.

The monkey said, "No, the money disappeared with the rice bowl..."

We couldn't swallow this. We immediately surrounded the monkey and beat him up. Finally, we asked him to take out the money, but we still didn't know where Han Qiang's meal was going.

After dinner, we had not officially entered the class yet. The head teacher asked us to go to class the next day, so we had to separate from Lin Keer. She went to evening self-study, and we went back to the dormitory to wash and prepare to go to bed - just sleeping, the monkey made such a fortune today, and we didn't give us some money, how could we not beat him? Under our forced request, the iron monkey, who was not raising a penny, finally generously bought us wine and vegetables, set up a table in the dormitory, and started drinking.

Today is the first day we arrived in Xicheng. Overall, it went smoothly. Although Lin Keer was forced to abdicate, it was not very troublesome to solve this matter, so everyone was in a good mood. Especially for me, I have been worried for two years. Before I saw Lin Keer, I was worried that she would still hold a grudge against me. Now I met, it was much better than I expected. Lin Keer was not as difficult as I thought, and it was not as extreme and terrifying as Wang Yao thought.

So, life should be optimistic.

"I wish us a smooth victory over Xicheng and eliminate the spark!" The monkey picked up the cup.

"Take the West City and eliminate the spark!" All of us raised our cups and touched the table.

When we put down the cup, everyone except the monkey said "fucked" and Han Qiang's rice bowl actually appeared in the middle of the table, and the leftover rice he had was still a lot of money inside.

"Hey, why did it come out?" The monkey was pretending to be garlic.

We were crying and howling, and I wanted to kneel down for the monkey. I really wanted him to tell me what to do. But the monkey just didn't say it. Huang Jie grabbed Han Qiang's bowl and threw it outside the window - look at this bad temper.

"If you can turn the rice bowl back, I will lie on the ground and learn to bark at the dog." Huang Jie said angrily.

At this moment, with a "bang", the rice bowl actually flew back and landed on the ground in the dormitory.

"..." Everyone was stunned, even the monkey was stunned. Daejie Xieba.

"Pu" and Zheng Wu knelt down to the monkey: "God, please accept me as your disciple..."

There was a curse outside: "What are you throwing something..."

We continued to drink and chat while drinking. The life was so comfortable. I don’t know how long it took, but it seemed that it was evening self-study, and noisy sounds sounded outside the corridor. After a while, the door of our dormitory also opened, and six or seven students walked in singing songs. When they saw us, they were stunned.

We were so excited that we ignored them and continued to drink. They looked at it for a while but didn't say anything, but went to do whatever we should do. After a while, three or four students came back one after another. Including us, the sixteen people in this dormitory were all here.

There were many people and the dormitory was messy, and people came in and out from time to time. We were so happy that we ignored them and should smile and have fun. For a while, the dormitory was still empty. After a while, they came back together and walked straight to our table.

The leader shaved his hair and looked quite "tired". He probably was the boss of this dormitory.

"Brothers, it's quite moist. Do you know the rules?" As soon as he came over, he looked at us gloomyly.

Huang Jie stood up, picked up a bottle and opened it to his head.

With a "bang", the bottle split into pieces.

"Get out!" Huang Jie said.
Chapter completed!
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