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275 Huang Jie seals the monkey as a general

"Hehe, let me say, then you're looking for the right person!"

Tang Liang pulled Chen Peng over and pointed to several scars on his face and said, "There are five bruises in total. Fortunately, none of them are broken, so there is no need to be sewn. You can get rid of them by taking some anti-inflammatory drugs. You will be counted as a total of ten yuan. But please pay attention. Some bruises in the mouth affect his eating and chewing. It will take at least one week to recover. He may lose two pounds at that time. It will cost 30 yuan at the cheapest pork cost. There is also a bruise in the corner of his eyes, which affects his study and homework. Even if his tuition fee for this week is in vain, the preliminary calculation is 75 yuan. And the scars on his face greatly affect his image. This week, he will not find a partner, and the mental loss will reach..."

Tang Liang calculated, talking nonsense, and every time he said a number, a student next to him took a calculator to add it.

I looked at Tang Liang in amazement. I had never seen anyone settle accounts like this in my life.

After Tang Liang finished his calculations, he turned around and asked the student next to him: "How many?"

"Brother Liang, 167 yuan."

"Very good, let's continue to count the next one." Tang Liang dragged the other one over and started to whine again, but he calculated very quickly. It only took one minute to count one person. When he completely calculated the four people, it would only be five minutes. Logically speaking, it was enough for Monkey, Zheng Wu and Monkey to come five times!

Damn, what the hell is it? I saw Tang Liang's endless mouth and wanted to stuff the pencil case in. A man is really naughty!

"How many in total?" Tang Liang finally finished counting.

"Brother Liang, a total of 588 yuan."

"Oh, 588, I'm going to have a good sign, it's not bad." Tang Liang looked at me again: "Because you are a tall, rich and handsome guy, the price will be doubled. You only need to give me 1,176 yuan, and this matter can be solved perfectly. How do you think?"

"..." I could only answer with silence, and I was completely confused.

"Hey, you said something, do you choose to pay it in one lump sum or installment? Instalments are OK, but there must be interest. I won't kill you. Just follow the bank's interest rate, how about 6.5% for the 12th period? It's very cost-effective, why don't you consider installment!"

My hand touched the pencil case, and I was about to stuff the pencil case into Tang Liang's mouth.

"Brother Liang, this matter was caused by me, so I will pay the money." He Yong next to him suddenly stood up.

I looked at He Yong in surprise, I'll go, it's more than 1,000. Although it's not a problem for me, it's really astronomical for ordinary students. What's wrong with He Yong's brains being funny?

"Hey, why is it related to you? Let me tell me?" Tang Liang looked at He Yong.

"Brother Liang, Zuo Fei is my younger brother. He helped me deliver a letter to Mo Xiaohua, but Chen Peng misunderstood. The two of them fought because of this, so the responsibility lies with me."

I looked at He Yong even more surprised. Didn’t this guy break up with me? Didn’t he say I’m not his younger brother? Now he jumped out and took all the blame over me. Is he the obsessive-compulsive disorder of doing good deeds? Although I don’t admit it was his younger brother, what he did now still touched me. I really can’t say that he is. This person is not bad by nature, just that mouth...

"So that's the case." Tang Liang nodded: "Okay, since he is your little brother, I will give you three points of face. Do you pay the money in one go or in installments?"

"Installation payment..." He Yong lowered his head, and he definitely couldn't afford more than 1,000.

"Okay, start from today, you can give me a message..."

"Tang Liang!" A girl suddenly rushed in.

I looked up and saw that it was Han Youyou. Monkey and Zheng Wu were also coming in with Han Youyou.

I told you why they didn't come for a long time? It turned out that they were going to find Han Youyou.

"Ouch, Youyou, why are you here?" Tang Liang immediately looked full of spring breeze.

I looked at Huang Jie again, and Huang Jie's eyes really stuck to Han Youyou's body, as if Han Youyou was a moving human-shaped eye-catching stone.

"You still said that." Han Youyou pushed Tang Liang as soon as he came over, but his strength was very light and he was a bit coquettish.

Tang Liang pretended to rub his chest, still looking happy: "What's wrong? I didn't go to trouble Huang Jie." These two words seemed to have a magical magic. The classroom suddenly became quiet, and everyone looked at Huang Jie in the corner.

Huang Jie yawned, leaned back, and thrust his feet on the table, obviously not caring about everyone's gaze.

Tang Liang was also shocked when he saw Huang Jie. He didn't seem to remember that Huang Jie was from this class, and he said a little embarrassedly: "Oh, I forgot the Emperor... Huang Jie is from this class, haha, I said, why are Youyou coming here? Don't worry, I promised you not to cause trouble for him, and you will definitely not cause trouble for him."

"Is that the emperor?" The monkey suddenly screamed and successfully attracted everyone's gaze to him. The monkey looked at Huang Jie with a shocked look, walked towards him with a slightly trembling step, and tied everyone's gaze to him.

"You are the legendary third emperor!" The monkey squatted down and looked at Huang Jie with a look upward face. I think if he hadn't known to have some face, he would probably be able to kneel there.

Monkey really can't forget to show off at any time. Attracting everyone's attention is his biggest hobby in his life!

When Zheng Wu saw the wind, he called the monkey to steal it, and immediately became anxious. He ran over in two steps, squatted at Huang Jie's feet, raised his head and looked up at Huang Jie: "Ah, my emperor!"

Now, no one has noticed me, no one has noticed Tang Liang, and no one has noticed Han Youyou. Everyone's eyes are focused on them.

Tang Liang opened his mouth wide, probably because he was shocked by this scene. Han Youyou also showed an incredible expression. He didn't know what Monkey and Zheng Wu were doing, so I pretended not to know them.

The monkey looked up at Huang Jie and continued, "Emperor, I heard that the No. 1 Red Flowers, the No. 1 Iron Fist, and the No. 1 Broken Ruler, were all enthroned by you, so that they have the supreme status of the No. 3 Middle School. Look at what I am suitable for, and can I also enthrone me as a high official?"

"There are also me and I, I want to be a high-ranking official." Zheng Wu was not as good as monkeys, so he had to talk casually.

Huang Jie also cooperated with the monkey and patted the monkey's head and said, "I see that you have a wonderful bones, the heaven is full, and the auspicious clouds are covered by your head. I will definitely do something in the future. I will give you the title of the imperial general!"

"Haha, I am the general in front of the emperor!" The monkey jumped out of the classroom like a thrust.

"And I and I." Zheng Wu patted his chest anxiously: "Emperor, why are you conferring me?"

"Yes." Huang Jie touched Zheng Wu's head: "You can be the general of the Southern Expedition!"

"Haha, I am the General of the Southern Expedition!" Zheng Wu also jumped out of the classroom like a snoring.

“…”

The whole class was silent, and I guess they were shocked by this scene. Even if they broke their heads, they couldn't figure out where the two abnormal people came from.

I was laughing wildly in my heart. If it weren't for the inappropriateness now, I would have wanted to rush over and ask Huang Jie to give him a title. Now it seems that I can only wait for the evening. - To put it off topic, the meaning of "General of the Southern Expedition" is too obvious, which means that we will take down South Street in the future, but Tang Liang and the others will definitely not understand.

"It's okay, I'll just tease the two of you guys and continue." Huang Jie spread his hands, lowered his head and pretended to go to bed.

Han Youyou suddenly laughed "pu" and probably realized that Monkey and Zheng Wu were deliberately making fun of each other, so they couldn't help laughing. Actually, I wanted to laugh too, but I could hold it back.

The monkey also knew that Han Youyou was here, so I would definitely be fine, so I felt relieved and ran away. This thief!

"Youyou, is it okay?" Tang Liang said.

"How come it's okay? This is my friend. Don't bully him!" Han Youyou pointed at me.

"When did you have friends again?" Tang Liang was particularly helpless.

"Don't worry about this, it's my friend anyway. I'll just say whether you can give me this face?" Han Youyou stuck out her tongue, looking like she was acting cute and cute.

"Okay, okay, you've done it yourself, how can I not give him face? I just settled the score. The total cost of the four people he beaten was 588 yuan, because he was a tall, rich and handsome man, he had to pay 1,176 yuan, but if you came out, I'll give him a discount. Half of 588, 294 yuan, is that great?"

1176 becomes 294, Han Youyou has a great face. But let alone 294 yuan, even 4 yuan, I don’t want to give it to him.

"Oh, thank you." Han Youyou pulled Tang Liang's arm and shook it.

"What else can we thank for in this relationship?" Tang Liang smiled and touched Han Youyou's face, but Han Youyou avoided it.

"I hate you, don't take advantage of me." Han Youyou let go of Tang Liang's arm.

When I thought that Han Youyou was the girl Huang Jie liked, I was so disliked when I saw Han Youyou doing this. I looked back at Huang Jie, but he still lowered his head, as if he didn't care.

"Boy, what are you looking at? Why don't you pay for it quickly?" Tang Liang suddenly yelled at me.

"I'll do it, I'll do it." He Yong next to him quickly took out the money, but he only had more than one hundred. "Brother Liang, I'll send you the rest later."

"Hehe, you don't have to pay any small business for a small business." Tang Liang shook his head.

"Then I'll installment..."

"It's not enough to be 500, and it can't be installed." Tang Liang's expression was cold, and he looked very much like a bank staff member.

He Yong had no choice but to turn around and look at the classmate: "Who borrowed me 200 yuan? I will pay him back next week."

No one said anything, and the students who claimed to have a good relationship with He Yong didn't say anything.

"Okay, I'll pay for this money." Han Youyou suddenly took out two hundred yuan and put it on the table.

At this moment, Huang Jie suddenly stood up and walked towards us.
Chapter completed!
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