221 Shangguanting Wants Wang Yao for a Duel
With a "bang", Ma Jie jumped in, took off the plastic bag around his neck, and took out the white wine, peanuts, spicy strips and other items inside in turn.
The monkey couldn't help it, stood up and looked under the window, turned his head and asked Ma Jie: "How did you climb up?"
"Oh, there is a sewer pipe outside, and I climbed up along the pipe. Brother Fei asked me to arrive in one minute and I couldn't catch up with the stairs." Ma Jie said very relaxed and natural, as if it was no big deal. Huang Jie and Zheng Wu also stood up and looked outside the window, and they all fell silent. They thought they could not do it. Even if they could do it, they were not as fast as Ma Jie.
I was a little shocked at first, but later I remembered that Ma Jie climbed the lampposts more than ten meters high outside, just like walking on flat ground. What is the drain pipe outside the dormitory building?
"Come and have a drink!" I greeted everyone, and the monkey and the others sat down again, and no one teased Ma Jie again.
But Ma Jie was still very humble. He was always the one who poured wine and other things. He arranged a row of cups, poured them one by one and then brought them over one by one.
"Brother Fei, Brother Monkey, Brother Jie, Brother Wu's."
Everyone took it with him, and seemed a little uncomfortable. After seeing it, I almost laughed to death. Indeed, Ma Jielu's skill is too awesome. Although this skill is quite boring, it seems useless except to dig the bird's nest and copy shortcuts, but it is much better than "washing clothes cleanly", at least it is a very manly skill.
However, after three glasses of wine, everyone forgot about this. They should call their little wife and daughter-in-law. Huang Jie was in a state of interest and asked Ma Jie to sing a song about Hiroshima Love with him, and Ma Jie must sing in female voice. In short, it was very happy.
I staggeredly picked up a glass of wine: "Come on, celebrate we will kill Bi Fei, take one, and go one!"
Because everyone was in a happy mood, they drank very vigorously, just to get drunk. How could they not get drunk? In a while, two bottles of white wine were divided up by us, and the third bottle of white wine was also opened. This wine was Jin Mutong, who costs 25 yuan a bottle, Ma Jie bought three bottles, and the rest bought snacks.
As soon as the third bottle was opened, the monkey shouted that it was not enough. Ma Jie was drunk and said that Brother Monkey was fine. I bought it later. It was fine if the dormitory door was locked. I went down through the window! The monkey had forgotten the one in front and said that Ma Jie was bragging. Ma Jie was not convinced. He performed for us on the spot. He pushed the window open and went down, then came up again, then went down, and then came up again, crawled back and forth four or five times. Everyone applauded and praised Ma Jie for being awesome.
Ma Jie was also excited. This was the first time he was praised by monkeys and the others. He was so happy that he had to climb again. He pushed the window, but as a result, he drank too much and was unstable, so he fell down after he missed.
"My grass!" We shouted in unison, rushed to the window and looked down, and saw Ma Jie hanging swaying on the third-layer water pipe.
"It's okay, I'm fine." Ma Jie was also scared.
When he climbed up, we didn't dare to let him perform anymore. He was embarrassed and said that he would perform for us when he was awake. When the third bottle of white wine was dry, everyone was already in a state of madness. Huang Jie held Ma Jie and sang and danced in the middle of the dormitory. Monkey stood on the table and beat them. Zheng Wu flipped through his cell phone and didn't know who to call.
"Maomao, we are drinking, are you here?" Zheng Wu drove the hands-free and asked him to listen.
"I fuck you guys. When I'm here, I don't talk about drinking. You just start drinking when I leave? A bunch of fucking things, wait for me, I'll arrive soon..."
Zheng Wu hung up the phone tremblingly. We all accused him of not calling Maomao. Isn’t this asking for scolding?
Later, I really can't remember whether Maomao came or not, because I was drinking again. When I woke up, it was already dawn. The first thing I felt was that my mouth was so uncomfortable, and I couldn't move at all, and I didn't feel anything. It was as if I had thrown my mouth. I was so scared that when I touched my mouth, a piece of tape was stuck on it. I pulled the tape and then jumped out of bed. The whole dormitory was in a mess, with cigarette butts on the ground, and it was smelly. Someone vomited a pool under the table.
The monkeys and the others were gone, so I glanced up, but fortunately Ma Jie was still asleep in the bed.
I woke him up: "Who put the tape on me?"
Ma Jie looked at the tape in my hand in a daze and said, "Brother Fei, you pasted it yourself."
"Why should I post this thing myself?"
"You said you were afraid of drinking too much and yelled to go to find Sister Chen in case you were in trouble later on, so we couldn't even persuade her."
"...Who did you tell Monkey and the others that Sister Chen is?"
"How could this be, this is our secret."
I patted Ma Jie on the arm: "Very good, good performance, keep going."
I took the basin to wash it in the water room. After everything was cleaned up, I took care of Ma Jie to clean the dormitory before leaving, and then walked towards the teaching building with a swaying sway. It was still important to focus on academic studies. It was already past ten o'clock in the morning, and the third class had begun. I didn't care whether to attend class or not, but pushed the door and went in. The teacher and classmates looked at me, but no one said anything. I sat down and the teacher continued to teach. I felt a little dizzy, so I lay down to rest.
After resting for a while, I suddenly felt something was wrong. Why did I feel that I was empty around me?
I turned my head and saw that Shangguan Ting was indeed not here. I woke up immediately. Could it be that Shangguan Ting had transferred to school? No, it shouldn't be so fast. She clearly said that there were a few days left! And even if she was leaving, she wouldn't say anything to me! I went to look at Shangguan Ting's drawer, and the books and pencil cases were all there, which meant that she hadn't transferred to school yet.
I breathed a sigh of relief and thought to myself where was this person?
After the third class, several people gathered around, all of whom were happy and said that they had heard that our group had killed Bi Fei, and in the future, the No. 7 Middle School will be our territory.
"Brother Fei, I will rely on you to protect you from now on!"
"Brother Fei, will I get along with you in the future?"
I said it was easy to say and we would all provide for it in the future. A few girls also came over and sat next to me and talked to me, asking me to introduce them to someone else. I had such treatment at No. 1 Middle School, so I didn't find it strange. After chatting with them for a while, I asked them if they knew where Shangguan Ting was going. A woman said that Shangguan Ting was still there in the first two classes, but she asked the teacher for leave in the third class, and later she didn't know where she went.
As he was talking, the big blue cat came over and said with a sad face: "Brother Fei, where did Shangguan Ting go? Have you transferred to school?"
I said you are blind, didn’t you see Shangguan Ting’s books still there?
The big blue cat was very happy when he heard this: "Yes, Brother Fei looked carefully. It turned out that Shangguan Ting had not transferred to school yet."
It was not until this time that everyone knew that Shangguan Ting was going to transfer to school and asked me what was going on. Although Shangguan Ting didn't interact with boys in the class, she still had a few girls and friends who had a good relationship. Even they didn't know what Shangguan Ting was going to transfer to school. I said it was nothing. Her father was doing business in another city, so he naturally had to take Shangguan Ting away.
Everyone knows that I have a good relationship with Shangguan Ting, so I talked about Shangguan Ting for a while. The real central figure is not good at creating topics, but everyone habitually surrounding you to make topics. As they were talking, my phone suddenly rang.
I took it out and saw that it was Wang Yao. I guess I heard that we had won the No. 7 Middle School and made a special call to congratulate me.
I waved my hands to everyone and went outside to answer the phone.
I picked it up and said happily: "Wife, what are you asking for me?"
"My wife, you uncle!" Wang Yao actually swears again: "Get out to No. 1 Middle School and bring your Shangguan Ting back!"
"What?" I was a little confused. The amount of information was too large. No. 1 Middle School, your Shangguan Ting, take it back. These words are enough for me to think about for a long time.
"What's your sister? Shangguan Ting has come to me for one fight. If you can't get there within ten minutes, I'll beat her up all over the ground!"
My brain buzzed, and the amount of information was so large that I almost burned my mind. I couldn't figure it out, but I rushed downstairs and almost fell on the way. I rushed to the school gate and took a taxi, asking the driver to rush to Dongcheng No. 1 Middle School at full speed.
"Master, hurry up, I'll add money to you!"
It is impossible to get to No. 1 Middle School in ten minutes. It takes half an hour to take a taxi from West Street to East Street!
Sitting in the car, I calmed down a little and called Wang Yao again, but she stopped answering, so I had to call Liu Yina and ask her what was going on.
Liu Yina said helplessly: "Who knows, a woman just came and said she wanted to fight Wang Yao alone, whoever wins will have you. Zuo Fei, are you having sex outside again?"
"No!"
"Just not, then Wang Yao doesn't have to show mercy and just fuck her back to her grandma's house. I won't say anything anymore. I'm in a hurry to see the one-on-one challenge."
Liu Yina hung up the phone, and I stopped answering the phone again, so I had to call Zhang Xuan again.
Zhang Xuan was much more excited: "Zuo Fei, come and have a look. You Xiaoqing'er is here to fight Wang Yao alone!"
"That's not my little love!" I shouted at the phone.
"It's not your little Qing'er, why are you excited? Wang Yao has already fucked her! I won't tell you anymore, I'm in a hurry to see it." Zhang Xuan hung up the phone.
I was speechless, so I had to call Su Yi again.
Su Yi is much gentler than them and will not hang up the phone in a hurry.
I quickly said to Su Yi: "That woman is my deskmate, and she is about to transfer to school. I don't know what's wrong with it and go to Wang Yao to fight alone. Tell Wang Yao, you must be asked to beat her!"
Chapter completed!