1006 Monkey Trouble
Actually, I still have a good idea of time.
There were five minutes left before three o'clock. Although my shit had not been finished, I resolutely pinched it off, put my pants on my pocket and walked towards the gymnasium of Longcheng University with a generous expression.
There are crowds of people inside and outside the gymnasium. As the protagonist of this battle, I almost couldn't squeeze in. Fortunately, I had good physical fitness and forced a way out with my strong pectoral muscles.
When I walked into the gymnasium, there were more people inside. Fortunately, the two sides who organized the decisive battle had already drawn a circle, and there was a large open space in the middle. On both sides of the open space were the lineup of Taekwondo Club, Guoshu Club, and Basketball Club.
More than a hundred people came to the Taekwondo club, each wearing white Taekwondo uniforms. Huo Shuishi stood in front, with a white cloth strip wrapped around his head, which read in bright red font: The idiot monkey will win. Behind him, everyone held a long red banner. The banner was written in white font: The idiot monkey, the god of war in our hearts, the hope of the Taekwondo club!
On the other side, the National Strategy Club and the Basketball Club seemed a little more casual. They were not as formal as Taekwondo Club. They even had yawning people, which was too confident in me. But when I came in, Lai Zhiyuan was the first to discover me.
"Brother Fei is here!" he shouted.
At the same time, Huo Shuishi also found me and shouted excitedly: "The idiot monkey is here!"
Under the influence of the two of them, everyone divided into two groups and shouted, "Brother Fei, Brother Fei!" The group shouted, "Idiot Monkey! Idiot Monkey, Idiot Monkey!"
His eyes were concentrated on me.
I took proud steps and walked step by step. Because many people had never seen me before. So in the eyes of people on Lai Zhiyuan, I am the legendary Brother Fei? In the eyes of people on Huoshuishi, I am the legendary fool monkey.
As my steps got closer, the roars on both sides became stronger and stronger.
"Brother Fei, Brother Fei, Brother Fei!"
"Idiot monkey, idiot monkey. idiot monkey!"
Especially when Huo Shuishi, because this was related to the honor of Taekwondo Club, the acne on his face was almost burst out with excitement. I was slow and arrogant, and under the attention of everyone, I walked step by step to the center of the venue.
Lai Zhiyuan and Huo Shui rushed out at the same time, each holding one of my arms.
"Brother Fei!"
"Idiot monkey!"
At the same time, the whole audience became quiet? At the same time, Lai Zhiyuan and Huo Shuishi were both a little stupid. I stood between them, looking at Lai Zhiyuan for a while, and pretending to be innocent when I looked at Huo Shui.
"Are you sick?" Lai Zhiyuan said: "This is our brother Fei, the name Zuo Fei, and our boss!"
"You are sick?" Huo Shuishi widened his eyes: "This is a monkey, a fool monkey! Don't recognize the mysterious masters invited by our Taekwondo club!" Huo Shuishi said, while pulling Lai Zhiyuan's arm and trying to open his hand.
"Damn, this is our Brother Fei, don't recognize him!" Lai Zhiyuan was not willing to submit. Of course, he pushed Huo Shuishi.
"Hey, don't fight you two"
I used the dragon-winding hands to hold their wrists and easily control them. The two of them could not move immediately. But their mouths did not calm down. Huo Shuishi shouted excitedly: "This is the new vice president of our Taekwondo club, a fool monkey!"
"You are such a fool." Lai Zhiyuan didn't want to talk to him anymore and looked at me directly: "Brother Fei, tell him who are you! I suspect this kid is hysterical, and he actually thinks you are their vice president!"
"Yes, yes, silly monkey, tell them who you are!" Huo Shuishi was justified: "Tell them that you are the vice president of Taekwondo club!"
While the two were arguing, everyone inside and outside the gymnasium was stunned by this scene. No one could tell what was going on. I wonder if I was Zuo Fei or a fool monkey.
I coughed gently, and the sound was quite useful, and the inside and outside of the gymnasium became completely quiet.
When I looked at Huo Shui, I said with some guilt, "President Huo, sorry, my real name is Zuo Fei."
Huo Shuishi was stupid, completely stupid. He could swallow an egg with his mouth open? But Lai Zhiyuan became proud and said with a sneer: "Did you hear it? This is our Fei brother!"
"Fei Brother Fei Brother Fei Brother Fei Brother" National Strategy Club, the people from the basketball club made a whistling like a roar.
The people from the Taekwondo Club were also stupid, so stupid that they forgot to put down the red banner in their hands, and their faces were dull. It was so embarrassing. The mysterious master he invited turned out to be the other party's leader!
When the gymnasium became quiet again, Huo Shuishi still said silly: "Are you really not a fool monkey?"
I sighed. It seemed that this blow was really not small for Huo Shuishi. After all, it was his last fight for him. In the end, he made such a big fool in front of many students. What kind of face does Taekwondo Club have to continue to survive in the future?
Just as I was about to speak, a voice suddenly came from outside the crowd: "Of course he is not a fool monkey."
The man's voice was very penetrating and had an indescribable deterrence. As soon as the man opened his mouth, everyone's attention was attracted and they looked at the source of the sound. A thin figure gradually walked out and said, "I am the real idiot monkey!"
As soon as I saw him, I scolded: "Idiot monkey, why are you going to make trouble?"
That's right, this person is not someone else, but a monkey. Who knows what kind of nerves he is, but now he's coming out to compete for the limelight? Isn't this delaying my affairs?
When the monkey heard me scolding him, he was not angry and happy: "Haha, I'm right, I'm the real idiot monkey!"
As he spoke, the monkey had already arrived at Huo Shui and me, Lai Zhiyuan, and everyone's eyes were even more focused on him. Facing this uninvited guest, Huo Shui was naturally a little confused and didn't understand what this guy came from.
Lai Zhiyuan knew monkeys, and said directly: "Brother Monkey, why are you here?"
"Have you heard that, another one called me a monkey." The monkey put his hand on Huo Shuishi's shoulder: "It's enough to prove that I am the real idiot monkey, right?" He said, looking at the forehead belt on Huo Shuishi's forehead.
There are six big words written on it: The idiot monkey will win.
"Thank you for your support!" The monkey held Huo Shuishi's hand.
Then, he looked at the people in the Taekwondo club. There was a red banner over there, which read: Idiot monkey, the god of war in our hearts, the hope of Taekwondo club!
The monkey showed a more touching expression and his eyes were red.
He raised his hands and hugged everyone: "Thank you for your support, I will live up to everyone's hopes. I will be the vice president and get rid of this demon of Longcheng University!"
When he said the last sentence, the monkey resolutely pointed his hand at me.
The Taekwondo Club went crazy and made a roar like a tsunami: "Idiot monkey, Idiot monkey, Idiot monkey!"
I grabbed the monkey's finger and whispered, "Why are you here?"
The monkey also whispered: "Nonsense, I will protect my reputation. I cannot let the word "monkey" be ruined in your hands!"
"What do you want?"
"Beat, you represent the National Art Club, and I represent the Taekwondo Club, you can do whatever you want!"
"You sister, I can join the Taekwondo club today!"
"What's the hurry? I just got together a dormitory."
While we were talking, the people from the Taekwondo club had already calmed down. I grabbed the monkey's collar and said viciously: "Do you want to play with me?"
"Yes!" The monkey also grabbed my collar.
Tat-for-tat, dragon and tiger fight!
"Okay, stop playing." Huo Shuishi next to him suddenly said quietly.
Monkey and I looked at him strangely at the same time. Huo Shuishi sighed and said with some despair: "I lost. I didn't even understand your identity. I bet all my hopes on you. Think about it now, I am really stupid."
""I looked at him speechlessly.
"Don't do this, there's me." The monkey pointed at his nose: "Hope has not been completely shattered."
"Stop playing with me, I know you're in the same group."
"It's really not!" The monkey was so anxious that he almost cried.
Huo Shuishi didn't look at him, and continued to look at me and said, "I am really a little anxious, so I made such a stupid mistake. Zuo Fei Whether you are Zuo Fei or a fool, I admire you just those two moves you showed yesterday. I really will fulfill my promise. From today on, Taekwondo Club is willing to be led by you. As long as you say something, we will definitely."
Before he could finish speaking, I grabbed his hand and said, "We will be brothers from now on."
Huo Shuishi raised his head and looked at me incredible.
The monkey slapped his forehead and murmured, "Fuck, this is OK too?"
I raised Huo Shuishi's arm and shouted at everyone: "From today, Huo Shuishi is our brother, and Taekwondo Club is our brother!"
With a "huh", everyone screamed wildly, applause and laughter continued for a long time, and the inside and outside of the gymnasium became a sea of joy. Lai Zhiyuan patted Huo Shui on the shoulder, and the two looked at each other and hugged each other.
The cheers were even stronger.
I also breathed a long sigh. From today on, I will officially unify the A campus.
In this joyful atmosphere, a student suddenly rushed in from the crowd and said to me: "Brother Fei is not good, Zhang Bonian is heading towards Teacher Su Chen's dormitory!"
"What?!"
I was shocked. Zhang Bonian was too brave. He dared to harass Su Chen if he was like this? Just as he was about to run away, the monkey grabbed my arm and said to the student: "Zhang Bonian went to find Teacher Su Chen, what did you say to Zuo Fei?"
Chapter completed!