Chapter 18 The Peach Club
As time approaches, a group of immortals have already come to the Yaochi Palace to perform ceremonies. Who are these immortals? I believe you don’t want to hear any name list like a dish. Just know that this famous and surnamed item is listed.
The so-called ceremony is simply a thing similar to the speech of the leader of the company's annual meeting. Although this is the birthday of the Queen Mother, in fact, everyone knows that this is the payment of salary.
The Jade Emperor talked about his achievements and meritorious comments on the stage and told some clichés that he then invited all the immortals to sit for the banquet.
Speaking of which, the Jade Emperor had a great show. In addition to the two Western saints and the few who also promoted their own teachings in the mortal world, all the well-known and well-known people in the prehistoric world came to the table. Zhen Yuanzi presented a ginseng fruit, Duobao Tathagata offered an eight-treasure ginseng, followed by the five imperial edicts, five mountains, five directions and five elders, each of whom gave them rare treasures.
The Queen Mother accepted it one by one, and the singing officer beside her recited it loudly. The auditor behind her recorded the treasures one by one, and then set off the incense.
Of course, this distribution is only added on the basis of the order. Even if Zhen Yuanzi only gave one ordinary apple and Feng Xue gave one innate spiritual root, the incense he received must not be as good as Zhen Yuanzi. This is the difference in status.
But everyone understands this. No one will be serious about these things. If the Jade Emperor gives it, that is a reward. If the Jade Emperor doesn’t give it, don’t want it.
Of course, there are always some guys in this world who can't see their status clearly and will cause trouble for no reason.
Just like that, when the gifts were already delivered, the peach wine and delicacies were constantly delivered to the table, I was dissatisfied with the 25-
Who is the roller blind?
That's a hero from Jiuzhou!
Born to be someone else's child, he traveled all over Jiuzhou when he was young, and was a chivalrous man. Later, he felt that practicing martial arts could not save the people of the prehistoric world, so he went to practice immortality and finally came to the Heavenly Court and became the commander of the imperial guards. I dare not say anything else, just a single sentence "I am honored in the South Heaven Gate, and I am the one in front of the Lingxiao Palace." (I introduced myself in the original work), and you will know what role this person is on weekdays.
But...
No matter how old he is, he is just a commander of the imperial guards, a seventh-rank official from the prime minister, and a nine thousand-year-old emperor attendant, but that is below. He is not organized and is still a slave on the surface.
At the Peach Banquet, there were no seats for subordinate units such as the Ten Palaces of Hell and the Four Seas Dragon King. It would be good if a guard commander could get a seat.
But the Jade Emperor thought so, the ritual officer thought so, but the rolling curtain general didn't think so.
He was surrounded by a tough spirit of "I made a living by my strength", which is also a common problem for new officials. However, generally speaking, such people will be "tested" by their seniors and colleagues after entering the workplace, slowly getting rid of their sharpness and gradually calming down. But the problem is that their official positions are too special.
The close minister of the Jade Emperor, the master who can carry weapons in Lingxiao Palace, even the military boss, dared not beat him casually. This made this person feel more and more that he felt that he was a great man, but completely ignored it. The source of his great man was actually the Jade Emperor behind him.
So at this moment, he had to hold the least incense and chew the smallest peach and exploded.
"Click!"
With a crisp sound, the Yaochi Palace, which was originally singing and dancing, suddenly fell into a strange silence.
A glass cup was broken.
A glass cup is not worth much, but it must be clear about the occasion.
Just like at the Hongmen Banquet, a broken cup is obviously not the same as the broken cup at your home.
This is the Peach Banquet, where the top of the entire prehistoric world gathers, a close minister of the Jade Emperor suddenly broke his cup. What is this?
The fairy soldiers and palace maids were scared and paralyzed on the spot. The five elders of the five sides had strange expressions, and the five Yue Wu Yu even looked at the fun.
After the initial shock, the Jade Emperor's face suddenly turned red and white, from white to green, from green to purple, from purple to black, and immediately slapped the table, shouting in a majestic voice that was enough to kill ordinary celestial immortals on the spot:
"Where is Zuo Fu and You Bi?"
"I'm here!" Zuo Fu Youbi, the Nine Star Lord of Beidou, was still eating melons, but when he heard the scream, he immediately raised his face and stood up to respond - There is no way, who told the Beidou family to be responsible for the death penalty?
The Jade Emperor, who had lost face, didn't care what these two expressions were just now, and immediately said:
"Now the roller blind general, he lost his rituals in front of the emperor, removed his immortal position, and was imprisoned to the immortal platform..."
"Your Majesty, think twice, think twice!" Just before the Jade Emperor could express his words "Zheng Li Jue", a voice immediately sounded, but it was the legendary famous old fairy and barefoot immortal.
Although this barefoot immortal has no actual organization, his strength has reached the realm of refining the virtual and communicating the Tao. Not only is he strong, he has excellent popularity. Therefore, even if the Jade Emperor is angry at this time, he has to sell him face.
The Jade Emperor forced his anger down, his sharp eyes swept across the immortals, and finally stopped on the barefoot immortals, asking in a calm tone as possible:
"What do you mean by my dear?"
"Your Majesty, today is the birthday of Queen Mother, so it is not advisable to see blood. I see that the general rolling the curtain was not careful for a moment. Please save his life to show his kindness." The Jade Emperor did not suspect that the barefoot immortal was embarrassing him. This immortal is famous for being open and honest. He will do whatever he says so that he will not make those twists and turns.
He turned his head to look at his wife, and knew in his heart that no matter what he thought, on the surface, he had to sell the Queen Mother's face. It would be fine if he had cut the rolling curtain general in anger before, but now that someone has advised him, it would be difficult to do it alone, so he nodded and said:
"Then according to my dear, but death penalty can be avoided, and living punishment cannot be escaped. If someone comes, he will be punished with a stick of eight hundred and demoted to the mortal world, and will be punished by flying swords and piercing his chest every seven days!"
The barefoot immortal also knew that this was already a concession for the Jade Emperor, so he bowed and said that His Majesty was kind, while other immortals deeply understood the Jade Emperor's meaning—
"I'm a little sensible, right? I'll open up you! Let you know what it means to be open-minded (physics)!"
The rolling curtain general was quickly dragged out, but no one present was a person with keen spiritual consciousness. Even if he was half a heavenly court, he could still faintly hear the scream from afar.
The Jade Emperor frowned slightly, and the ritual official immediately understood. After a few breaths, the fairy music played again, and the palace maids danced again. The faint sound suppressed the wail of the general rolling the curtain, and the palace maids who were flirting with their heads suppressed the fear in the hearts of the immortals.
Everything seemed to be dull. Sitting in the corner, Feng Xue, who was savoring the fairy brew while she was pleading with the barefoot immortal, narrowed her eyes slightly-
Chapter completed!